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rere ramblings skip to main skip to sidebar wednesday april 18 2018 determined moms choose jif this photo essay is a run down of determination to have a pb j sammich for lunch i call it determined desperate moms choose jif on my way home from the gym i got a craving for pb j i could taste it i could feel the soft bread in my mouth right before i got home i remembered we were out of peanut butter nooooo i had zumba legs and zero energy to walk very far so stopping at a legit groc ery store was a no so i pulled into walgreens praying it carried pb well i should have been more specific with my prayer and asked that they carry my pb i m a peter pan girl i get to the pb aisle and my choices are jif skippy and generic pb called nice umm the name nice immediately turned me off nice not yummy or delicious nice like the out of work weird dude you try to hook your friend up with pass and skippy well i learned a long time ago that the name is telling you exactly what you should do with that pb skip it ewww so i grabbed the jif i immediately opened it in the car i m classy and stuck my finger in it ala puck from the real world pedro is looking down in shame i didn t want to get my hopes up and get home to be disappointed so i had to try it and i m happy to report it was tasty not peter pan good but good enough so i got my sammich i m a happy girl posted by rere at 11 58 am no comments labels food hungry peanut butter working out zumba wednesday march 12 2014 the bearded lady river you have a beard me um no i don t river why not me because i m a lady ladies don t have beards river why not me because god didn t give me a beard river daddy has a beard me yes he has patchy hair he calls a beard river why does he call it a beard me because he s delusional posted by rere at 11 54 am 3 comments labels conversations james parenthood river tuesday march 4 2014 my son the super hero my 3 5 year old river has become obsessed with superheroes and i must say i m happy not because i m a fanatic but because the 2 5 year obsession with thomas the train was making me stabby i wouldn t wish that useful engine on my worst enemy so in october i made a strategic plan to slowing push that engine into a deep deep tunnel far away we did a spider man birthday party for months i talked up spiderman and how super cool he is we had a blast at the party and then daddy discovered old school spiderman episodes on netflix umm the soundtrack for that show is super 70s adult movies if you know what i mean so river is in super hero heaven lately he s been calling himself super river he s dubbed me super mommy and he s dubbed little brother bad boo boo apparently little brother is the villain today we took our pretend play to the next level by designing costumes and listing our super powers i thought it would be fun to pass the time it s icy out i thought river would enjoy it but honestly i think enjoyed it more the best part was when riv listed his powers to me my favorite was i can lift really heavy dog cages and i can vouch for him he can and he s told daily to stop lifting the dog cage i also liked when he scolded me for drawing a cape on super river why did you put that cape on me i fly in a rocket my rocket has fire i also realized riv doesn t quite understand snark he didn t understand when i told him my super powers consisted of stopping tantrums and cooking with little brother holding on to my leg this was a blast posted by rere at 8 57 am no comments labels aaron crafts parenting raising boys river monday march 3 2014 wives before bros yo james there s an app called bro app that i can get and have it send you messages at certain times rere bro app like why you mad bro james yeah rere what kind of messages james like i m thinking of you messages i can set it up to send them to you every day at a certain time rere so you would schedule when to tell me you are thinking of me james rere hmmm well i ll find an app that will schedule nice stuff for you too but i ll set it for once a year james posted by rere at 1 43 pm no comments labels conversations husbands technology the james and rere show wednesday february 26 2014 this is how it started with einstein i know every parent thinks their kid is a genius but i truly believe mine is i make sure to tell him daily especially in situations of extraordinary brain flexes such as this one river with his eyes closed can brother see me me yes river why i have my eyes closed me yeah but he can still see you river because he has his eyes open me you are a genius posted by rere at 8 46 am no comments monday february 24 2014 what did you just call me working in a nursing home means the hubs comes home with some interesting tales of what patients have said to him that day his stories are often colorful when said patients don t realize he s married to a black lady no peeps those pics of brown kids on his desk aren t half indian so the other day i teased hubs a bit when he used his aging patients as an excuse james i think working with elderly folks has made my grammar worse rere huh james yeah they always say words that aren t words any more or that aren t correct rere umm no you ve always had terrible grammar james what what do i say wrong rere you use seen the wrong way james how rere i seen this i seen that ugh it s bad james well i blame the people i work with rere is that why you ve been calling me colored lately james what i don t call you colored i love to keep him on his toes posted by rere at 10 46 am no comments friday february 21 2014 out of hiding man oh man it s been nearly a year since i posted i admit i was scared of turning this into a mommy blog in my mind i m a big deal with tons of fans and i was so worried that my fans my re natics would roll their eyes at all the aaron and river posts i mean come on how many kid posts can one person handle of course i tell myself that my kids are so darn cute and funny that no one could get tired of them but then i find me locking myself in the bathroom and pretending i m having tummy issues when it s really because i need a break from those cute kids and then i realize if i need a break the web may too but then i said nah i m a mommy i have a blog i may post about my kids this is the life but don t worry i will still bring the goods about my favorite skinny meatless husband my crazy lil bro and i may even throw in some more crazy cousin keisha she is still crazy how often will i post ummm i won t make any promises i m like a toddler and naps some days i ll post and some days i ll jump on the bed and scream i m spiderman and you are the bad guy i want some chocolate why is the grass not blue that s life yo it feels good to be back posted by rere at 8 59 am 1 comment older posts home subscribe to posts atom rere ramblings search this blog followers blog archive 2018 1 april 1 determined moms choose jif 2014 6 march 3 february 3 2013 2 march 2 2012 8 june 1 april 2 march 1 january 4 2011 71 december 12 november 1 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