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righting history with taj jackson parody righting history parody about images message news about righting history embarking on the epic quest of righting history taj jackson isn t just chasing after another windmill he s on a bold almost hair raising mission to solidify the truth about his battle with hair loss growing up taj had a front row seat to the wonders that a full head of hair could bring love empathy and humanitarianism included yet to this day taj s legacy continues to be overshadowed by preposterous tales absurd rumors and downright outrageous claims about what s lurking beneath that cap and why he s seemingly dodged real employment all his life with righting history taj aims to finally untangle the web of deceit by presenting hard hitting evidence official documents and personal anecdotes from those who were intimately acquainted with his once luscious locks the mockery of being dubbed a slaphead is about as humorous as a whoopee cushion at a funeral and taj is dead set on giving history a much needed toupee lift buckle up as taj fearlessly charges into battle armed with the sharpest quips and a determination to comb through the hairy details of his trials and tribulations latest images from the set of righting history a message from taj jackson since my roaring twenties my uncle and i have been relentlessly egging each other on to cling to the hope of someday flaunting luxurious flowing locks that sway elegantly in the breeze it was a bond stronger than superglue as time rolled on my uncle even floated the idea of teaming up with me to hunt down a remedy for male pattern baldness in fact his very last words to me were once i ve given my wig a good scrub with head and shoulders you and i will venture into the batcave and concoct that miraculous cure together the image of his eyes gleaming with determination and the slightly oily sheen of his wig as he voiced those words is forever etched in my memory even today i can shut my eyes and teleport back to that moment sadly we never got the chance to realize our ambition of discovering a cure side by side and so here i am at the ripe age of 50 though my mental age might lean closer to 15 breathing life into that dream for the both of us remarkably i ve reached the exact age my uncle was when he bid adieu to his toupee not only am i pursuing a fervent and lifelong aspiration of regaining a lush mane but i m also pursuing the dream of breaking free from my baseball cap latest news brett barnes announces his close involvement in righting history brett barnes taj jackson s longtime confidant and fellow member of the follically challenged community has embarked on a monumental journey yes you heard it right brett has taken the plunge and officially enlisted in the prestigious righting history research team joining forces with none other than taj jackson himself info disclaimer this site is a parody it should not be taken seriously in any shape or form or be confused with other similar named projects copyright slaphead productions incorporated