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e 65 mph on the freeway are when i m listening to general conference cds it would just be plain evil to speed while listening to a prophet you know the thing is sam has a bad track record he s only really sped one time in the middle of nowhere 100 miles from the nearest city at 1 30 am we weren t sleepy yet but we were gonna be driving til 4 00 am so i convinced him that it would be better to get there faster and thus have less sleepy time on the road so he went 85 mph in a 65 mph zone and he got a ticket sorry babe parenthetically that lucky cop also got to watch both my boys tinkle in his headlights hence sam insists that statistically it s better not to speed but au contraire mon cheri you are mistaken your stats are bad see i ve sped practically every single day since i got my driver s license so that s about 4750 times and i ve only ever gotten one speeding ticket as well see you re 1 1 and i m 4750 1 so statistically it s better to speed all the time 18 comments friday november 25 2011 road trips rodeos and reminiscing when i finally pulled together my footage from july to september i had well over two hours two hours let me tell you paring that down to four minutes took me forever but here you have it observations i made while editing 1 i am in this round s movie way more than i ever have been before 2 my voice sounds higher on camera than it does in my head 3 sam thinks i am attractive when i look really pathetic 4 rodeo falls are much more entertaining than rodeo successes 5 the kids obviously get their dancing skills from me have i mentioned my dance talent before oh yeah i have all the time 6 woa sam s beard used to be huge i knew he cut 4 off but i don t think i quite appreciated the difference until i saw some of these clips he says it s a really nice scarf now that things are getting chilly 10 comments monday november 21 2011 you saw it here first i always think it s dumb when news reporter say you saw it here first because if they really are the first ones with the story obviously i m seeing it here first thank you for pointing out the obvious on that note i have a quick vid that you will definitely see here first hopefully you will only see it here because i would feel really dumb if it somehow leaked when sam got home from his very first shoot i asked him what the other actors were like among all his stories i got two random details 1 the actor playing matthew does a killer arnold schwarzenegger 2 the actor playing jesus is a trampoline jumper apparently that s a thing i later got proof of both here you go hopefully seeing these guys like this doesn t ruin the movie for ya whenever it comes out 12 comments wednesday november 16 2011 stream of consciousness i feel like i need to blog but i have nothing to say so i compiled a list of short drafts that i had in blogger and voila a stream of consciousness post __________________________________ occasionally when i leave phone messages for people i don t know they hesitate to call back because they think i m crank calling them apparently janae ricks sounds a lot like generics and my phone number includes the sequence 01234x678 so i come across as a phony no pun intended __________________________________ this last summer a builder here in utah built an exact replica of the house from the movie up i wanted to buy it desperately __________________________________ when i was pregnant with seara i craved and drank pickle juice and soy sauce true story i think i must have been sodium deficient at least i didn t lick walls like giraffes do __________________________________ first day in the first grade anyone else singing the song from the veggie tales jonah movie __________________________________ sam and i don t argue ever but not for my lack of trying i come from a verbal family where nearly every emotion is stated and all opinions disagreements frustrations must be hashed out i never feel anything i don t say at least to sam he on the other hand comes from a really quiet family who never really talk about well anything when it comes to what they think or how they feel and to top it off he s a peacemaker hence we don t argue but man if i was married to anyone else on earth we d surely have it out at least once a month __________________________________ seara finally lost her first tooth this last summer after she lost the second she wrote this letter to her kindergarten teacher der ms hokinson i lost 2 teeth plez mark 2 lins on the wigte tuth that sez my naime love seara apparently she thinks the teacher still has the blank tooth up marking how many teeth seara lost during kindergarten so cute __________________________________ i have no clue what or where this is my kids on a moose __________________________________ did you know that i had never heard of the last name ricks until i met sam really i hadn t oh i had heard of ricks college up in idaho but it was rick s college see first name not last yes i really am that smart 12 comments monday november 7 2011 worst days of my childhood barring personal tragedy i would venture to say that most of us had pretty idyllic childhoods most of our really tough trials probably didn t come until we were older that said i can still recall with vivid clarity the worst days of my childhood like the day i was put on public display to graduate from primary or when my mom told my dad i had finally become a woman kill me now or when i spoiler alert found out santa was not real although that last one cleared up a lot of confusion about santa s connection with jesus i could never figure out whether he was an apostle or prophet and i could only assume he was given the same living forever thing like john but did that mean that john gave out gifts too yes i was entirely too old when i found out the truth about santa well i would like to add yet another worst day to that list the day that i realized that david and goliath was the same guy as david and bathsheba why do they never tell you that lion bear giant killing hero boy also had at least 8 wives 10 concubines was a cheater and a murderer yeah that was a bad day 11 comments saturday november 5 2011 my handwriting 19 comments monday october 31 2011 all hallows eve sam had to work tonight lame so he ran home literally put on the kids facepaint and then ran back also literally to teach his class there are some major perks to living two minutes literally away from his work so presenting our kids in their 2011 glory we have a cat a skeleton and a genie none of which i ever was but liam was the cat trenton was the skeleton and lissa was the genie thanks mom for having an awesome costume closet so that i don t have to ever buy costumes and sorry kids that we don t own a single costume because we always borrow grandma s and of course here we are my sister has crazy cool halloween parties every year and this year s theme was decades with this hair and beard how could we not be the 70s peace man 22 comments wednesday october 26 2011 quotable quotes since we moved to draper six months ago i haven t been so hot at writing down the funny things my kids have said but a couple weeks ago i ran across some random scraps with these quotes so here you go six months in one very small wallop right after he woke up one morning enoch i had a dream that i had to go peepee and then the peepee comed out in my undies during the dinner prayer that he was offering elijah thank you for all the sickness in the world that we share with each other complaining about sitting by enoch in the car because he wipes spit yuck on them seara and elijah but mom he has the power of yuck waking up completely distressed in the middle of the night me seara what s wrong seara what is a fedora trying to compliment me seara you are the biggest mom in the whole world and you have the largest arms and the biggest hands trying to get seara ready for bed me come brush your teeth seara seara but i m pregnant me seara brush you teeth seara incredulously i have to brush my teeth even when i m pregnant driving home from school seara mom did god have to touch fire to create the sun me no i think he just made it with his words seara he can make things with his words that is awesome pause i wish i were god s wife so i could make things with my words too how old do you think i look in this picture i m thinking 17 that s what i looked like at 17 it was taken last month 11 comments tuesday october 18 2011 the show must go on well my friendly friends i have news see this fellow he got a haircut and a beardcut and this is what it looks like it s not a great picture but i have to tell you he came home from work that day and the very first thing out of my mouth was oh my gosh you are gorgeous can i take a picture of you flame is stronger than ever with this manliness going on so you say to yourself beardcut it is super long well actually it is missing three inches cuz guess what the first presidency saw what they filmed so far and loved it so much that they decided not to release it quite yet and now they have approved another eight weeks of filming this time mostly with just with jesus and the apostles there s talk that instead of shorts this may be made into a full length feature don t know that it s true but that s the gossip so sam basically cut off enough to grow it all back by april and this coming spring it s back to filming the show must go on ps did you know that babies love the beard i seriously thought kids in general but babies in particular would be afraid of sam because of his beard i was hugely mistaken they love it kids in general babies in particular honestly though jesus and santa both have beards so what s not to love 14 comments saturday october 15 2011 ratted out tweet when twitter came out in 2006 the whole thing seemed absurd to me mass text messages seriously that s the next big thing lame sam joined three years ago and he liked it but i still didn t get hype then suddenly this year i started hearing about huge announcements made via twitter newt running for president german election results will and kate engagement lance armstrong retirement ecuador state of emergency due to a coup attempt and more enough was enough the only way i was going to figure out why people loved twitter was diving in head first so two months ago i joined twitter for those two months i tweeted to a huge void no one read that s how i liked it and guess what i kinda loved it a lot i have no idea why but i did unfortunately all good things must come to an end this week i was ratted out two people found me and started following you know who you are jodi and sarah my secret was out i make no guarantees for how often i ll tweet or how interesting i ll be but if you re on twitter let me know i m thesamaeshow 11 comments friday october 7 2011 cinderella makes them look so cute i have a darling little kitchen but it doesn t have much storage space so in an effort to use every corner i keep my hot pads and kitchen towels in that lower oven drawer thus it was that at 11 00 at night a couple months ago i entered a very dark kitchen and opened that drawer to put some neatly folded towels in sam and i were just finishing up our date night which typically involves a movie and laundry folding and i wanted to get everything put away as i opened the drawer i saw something move suddenly a brown mouse scurried over my towels and ran to the back of the drawer i just about died of a heart attack i screamed for sam and he ran over to formulate a plan of attack maybe we could pick up the drawer and carry it outside then dump it i suggested well you ll have to get dressed to do that he quickly replied sam stood watch while i threw a robe over my undergarments pulled my hair back wouldn t want a mouse to get caught in it and slipped on combat boots i grabbed us two brooms cocked mine up like a bat and hesitated man i looked awesome suddenly the mouse ran out from the side of the oven he must have climbed over the back of the drawer across the kitchen and in a small hole under the cupboard beneath the sink and sam and i we froze up we just watched it run across but how were we supposed to kill it it s mammal it has lungs and hair and blood i can kill invertebrates but not mammals ahhh i checked the drawer found droppings over everything and threw it all in the washer with a truck load of bleach after disinfecting the drawer we hit the sack what else could we do for the next couple days doing the dishes required several jump around in panic routines as i felt imaginary swipes against my feet three days later after dismantling the frame under the cupboard and setting up several traps we caught our mouse sucka that same day i found a 10 diameter air intake vent with no cover no cover what were they thinking well that would explain the four dead mice our repair guy found in the unfinished basement ceiling insulation before we moved in and the dead mouse we found in a trap under one of the cupboards and the small metal scratching sounds sam heard two weeks before our current mouse incident we ve now covered the vent and we re 100 certain we are completely mouse free but that should explain why i m keeping those snakes around not sure which i dislike more snakes outside the house or mice inside here s hoping heaven has neither 18 comments sunday october 2 2011 what would jesus eat let s just admit straight up that most of our family home evenings are nothing spectacular a few of them are even colossal failures but we keep trying and i m really hoping that my efforts pay off in the end a few weeks ago though we had a particularly awesome fhe and since i worked so hard to put it together i m sharing you re welcome our topic was eating good food that our bodies are presents from heavenly father and we should take good care of them i did that introduction we sang a round of for health and strength and daily food then we did a scripture study about foods that jesus would have eaten i read the scriptures and the kids job was to listen carefully and raise their hands when they heard a food of course i shortened the scriptures so for example 1 corinthians 11 28 reads but let a man examine himself and so let him eat of that bread and drink of that cup but i d just read let him eat of that bread as we read scriptures sam made a list on a large sheet of paper and drew pictures that way at the end the kids had a visual of everything we talked about here are the scriptures i made the activity multi sensory so that after reading each scripture the kids could eat bread and grapes drink milk and water taste mustard and vinegar smell garlic and cumin touch flour and wheat etc the kids loved it i ended by bearing my testimony and voila we were done absolutely perfect 12 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom janae this was our blog from 2007 2011 to see what we re up to now go to samaeshow com view my complete profile a blast from the past 2011 64 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