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rders i didn t like the orders but nervous my innerds would fall out i listened so monday i actually set my alam in the afternoon and made my way to the y i walked in and felt like fellow y ers knew i hadn t been there in a few weeks i wanted to scream out i didn t leave you i had a damaged cervix that needed to be fixed i hopped on the treadmill per usual and started running i really didn t think i was going to make it past a mile really i hated life at that point but something happened and i got in a groove thank the lord i banged out a few more miles and hopped off now my legs wanted to buckled under me after that but i walked it out apparently i don t know the meaning of easing into it all or nothing bam i lifted as well i m paying for that today if a seven year old came behind me today and held my arms back i d have no defense i d get beat by a 1st grader wait is that how old you are in 1st grade this lack of maternal knowledge my friends is why i m getting a house and not having children right now i m headed back to the gym right now i should probably go everyday now until the half marathon lord knows that thing won t run itself so i checked it s been a while october 28 2008 in uncategorized leave a comment hi sorry bet you thought i forgot about you nope i didn t i thought about blogging plenty of times did i actually sit down and do it no apologizes all around you accept them great let s move on then obviously i didn t write down every single thing story i could blog about so instead you ll get a list i don t know about you but lists keep my attention more than a full out story then again i have a mild case of ocd you understand here goes i ve been on 3rd shift now for nearly a month i do the first two hours of our wakeup show i like it i dislike the hours but i love the crew and the show layout i don t really do anything anymore other than sleep and eat an occasional meal no really i get home at 7am go right to bed try and sleep until about 3 30pm i wake up groggy and not knowing what day time it is i stay that way until about 5pm when eric comes home we eat dinner together i get sleepy again i shower and lay back down to try and take a min nap before i start getting ready for work at 9 10pm i m out the door 20 minutes later that s my day everyday that is except fridays i have real weekends off now how bout them apples look at what it cost me though ha 3rd shift whatever i do things now on the weekend run errands on saturday morning go to church in the afternoon i forgot fish fry on friday watch football sunday afternoons it s pretty great i think my ear holes are too small i try and sleep with earplugs in but they don t stay in my ears i swear i m crinkling them up enough and shoving them as far into my ear as they ll go my ear holes hurt after i wear my ear buds for a long time too especially after a long workout i take them out of my ears and literally massage my ear holes hot i know my new favorite drink on planet earth starbuck s caramel apple cider it s hot it s spiced it s got caramel i m only drinking them now because my mom gave me a giftcard from there that she got from a co worker it s a re gift i ll stop drinking those wonderful hot creations when the money on the card runs out i have 3 64 left that s enough for a medium drink i know starbucks doesn t call it medium i think it s a tall eric and i have been consuming a lot of hard boiled eggs lately don t know why they re good though and kind of good for you i m ready for the election to be over and for barack to win i m also ready to giggle at all the mccain palin supporters who are crying in their richy rich non whipped skim extra hot fraps sorry republican friends speaking of mccain that s what i m going as for halloween eric is sarah palin this is funny for many reasons one we re both voting for obama two he s the girl i m the boy here s the picture to prove how scary funny we are wait kim hasn t seen this yet i can t unveil it until after this weekend speaking of kim she s throwing klassy bash 08 on saturday long story short a bunch of us gals and our significant others are getting together for a day of costumes the badger game chili an awesome kahlua dessert apples to apples and plenty of beer it s a halloween party but better pictures to follow after the bash eric and i carved pumpkins to get into the spoooooky spirit too bad we did it all too early i had to throw them out yesterday because they weren t going to make it to this weekend sad they were pretty mushy a few good rains will do that to jack here s our handy work sweeps is about the start better known to many others as ratings period it s one of four months of hell in the news business needless to say i hope november flies it won t though i m sure of it we bought candy for trick or treaters not a one knocked on our door now eric and i don t feel so bad about noshing on gummy lifesavers instead of a bag of mini peanut butter cups which i exercised some constraint and did not buy that s about all i got for right now i always say this but ill try and be a better blogger hope you enjoyed getting caught up on all my business top searches part 623 august 28 2008 in uncategorized leave a comment i m sure when people searched these phrases and clicked on the link they were hugely disappointed sorry guys i try eventually my blog will look like something other than a brown blob of words i need another date with krista clearly one where my computer works damnit here s the latest round of how people got here maui melon mint gum peeing squat where to buy crayola giant chalks in manhattan what a croc s august 13 2008 in uncategorized 2 comments this is something i ve been milling over for a while now but after this morning i ve got to get it off my chest crocs are the stupidest piece of footwear ever they re everywhere i was at a softball game last night babies had them on their siblings had them on same color just a bigger size then i see their parents wearing them i don t get it flip flops are out of style now people think wearing lime green crocs are cool blech granted this is just an opinion and no i don t own a pair nor will i ever they just look like you want to walk in a foot of water then be able to attend a wedding in them because they match your dress perfectly the straw that broke the camel s back was today while signing away my life for a set of four tires a gentleman was waiting in line behind me i looked at his outfit a nice red shirt tucked into his dockers khakis belted with f in red crocs on really guy you looked nice until i got to your ankles are crocs a sign that people are just getting lazy like those plastic shoes are a stand in for dress shoes i don t get it i just can t wait until they are a thing of the past kind of like jelly shoes oh wait those came back in style looks like i m probably stuck looking at crocs for a long time to come crap she ll rest august 12 2008 in uncategorized 4 comments it s been nearly 11 years since my dad died it s been about that long since his mom my grandma spoke to me my brother or my mom my dad was the glue for some reason or another my grandma and that side of the family didn t like my mom i still don t get that one my mom is the damn easiest person to get along with and she s wonderful she s my mom i m biased but still so like i said my dad kept us all together then everything came to a screeching halt when he died my grandma now living on the west coast flew in to wi she was cold to my family and just kept telling me how much i looked like my dad ok i get it i have the traits from his side of the family but i m trying to grasp the fact that my dad isn t here anymore and you feeding this stuff into my head at age 16 isn t helping my grandma basically cut off all communication after she flew back out west i can count the number of times i ve seen her in the last 10 years hell i think i ve talked to her once maybe twice since then she called me once on my 20th birthday and asked when i was coming out to vegas to gamble when i told her i was only 20 there was a big silence suddenly we had nothing to talk about anymore she would start crying and talk about missing my dad and well she ruined my birthday i miss him everyday not a day goes by i don t think about him but for pete s sake it s my birthday i m trying to be happy here eventually things got nasty she told my mom that she was cutting my brother and i out of her will because my mom was still getting money from the government which we were clearly entitled to my dad had a government job that s what happens when government workers die on the job that doesn t bring back my dad it doesn t make life any easier but it did send me through college so thanks for that uncle sam too bad my dad wasn t there to see me graduate my grandma s first husband my grandpa committed suicide a few years back after learning he had lung cancer hadn t talked to him in years either there s a growing trend with that side of the family huh oh i mentioned before my dad has three sisters last time i talked to them i think clinton was president the start of his second term i mean really you would think a death in the family would make you closer it amazed me because it was the exact opposite no cards at christmas birthday cards stopped years ago hell i could be married with 23 kids and they wouldn t have a damn clue my grandma died over the weekend i didn t cry i didn t even think twice about it the words rolled right off my back i m sad though sad that i didn t get to tell her exactly what i thought about the way she treated her grandkids not all of them just my brother and me it hurts we re her blood and she didn t have the decency to respect and treasure that i didn t love her anymore there was just so much disconnect and well disrespect i should be sad i only have one grandparent left but ya know that grandparent has treated me with more respect than she ever did and for that i m grateful she was laid to rest today and that s exactly what she ll do she ll rest god s the ultimate judge but i hope he knows i don t care how often he struck out last season july 23 2008 in uncategorized 1 comment dear billy hall you rule this season just so you know you re my boyfriend i have an everyday boyfriend but he knows about us so no biggie there i will continue to wear my hall shirt loud and proud keep jackin homers in the 10th inning to help seal up victories but could ya maybe stop chewing it s gross sunflower seeds gum anything but sick chewing tobacco either way keep proving to all those turds that you deserve to play in the majors rarr xoxo me don t drink the water july 23 2008 in uncategorized leave a comment i drive by it several times a day the city pool it s always kid infested with all those uppity moms who don t work because their husbands are stock brokers or neurosurgeons who make a gazillion dollars a year i digress well a gal pal from work also lives in the ville we always talk about the pool but i ve never been to in it well we took the plunge literally named a time and a date and did it so i stock up my pool bag magazines spf 45 sunscreen my headset sunglasses and a bottle of water we meet up nab us some most uncomfortable chairs and begin the laying out process sweet it s 264 degrees out don t worry it was the heat not the humidity i obviously start sweating instantly well we need to go in the pool too bad the only section that wasn t hopping with minis was an area as big as a toilet so we squeeze in really squeeze i know we re in a pool but kids that splash irritate me however i ve learned just to splash back then it was time to go under the whole time all i could think about was how much pee was inside this massive well toilet i dunked myself in the water damn it felt good and come up only to see a floating bandaid gag gross i dodged that a floaty ring and some loose hairs probably from some girl s head blech but ya know what i had a splendid time bandaids and all got some sun got to know my work gal pal a little better and got to make some pool dates for the future too but the next time i m bringing my goggles because apparently all the kids have them really all the kids did oh also i ll be bringing more than a dollar in my wallet because the pool sells ice cream more specifically chocotacos yum a new look june 28 2008 in uncategorized 1 comment by tomorrow morning god willing this site of mine will have a little bit of a facelift i ve got a special gal comin over here to help a sister out krista is stopping by on her way back from osh vegas to enjoy a girl s night and by girl s night i mean it s just her and i not a slew of us ha so this morning i m getting the nerds in a nice serving bowl nothing but the best the pillows fluffed my pinkest nail polishes out and the game girl talk yeah that s right from the early 90s may or may not make an appearance i know you re jealous shit cracks me up june 28 2008 in uncategorized leave a comment ok i don t know much about this website wordpress just yet that will soon change muhaha but i think my favorite part is that you can see how people got to your site google searches if you will here s the top searches that led people to read me 1 wednesday s the new friday 2 my friend doesn t listen to what we have to say 3 peed minutes haha i love people wedding weekend in the bay part ii june 26 2008 in uncategorized 2 comments here s how last saturday went down in pictures here s the bf and i right after we pulled out of the apt here s mr and mrs berry here s what happened when the bf said hey quick pose we posed here s jc and the bf making their way in our group to the reception post afternoon bar time me and my tv 2 gals yeah this is before tuck was taken to the er poor child aaaand let the dancing begin i believe this was to jt s sexy back here s one of 62 self pictures i took sure someone else would have gladly taken it for me but what fun is that this one is of the bf and i two questions came to mind when i saw this picture why was the bf taking a picture of our beer and two why did i throw the peace sign in there man the combined bac of this group is likely 85 sheesh this was midnight need i say more so the bf and i found this ho bag at the bar she s got some low cut something or other on add in an obvious black bra and you ve got a recipe for disaster i m pretty sure she thought this looked good i beg to differ hence why i made him take a picture of it over my shoulder that s how i roll and the finale hot dogs from a street vendor not sure if he was up to code but damn if those doggies weren t delicious pages about archives may 2009 april 2009 march 2009 february 2009 january 2009 october 2008 september 2008 august 2008 july 2008 june 2008 previous entries blog at wordpress com ben eastaugh and chris sternal johnson subscribe to feed subscribe subscribed what i should have said was nothing sign me up already have a wordpress com account log 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