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sassy molassy skip to main skip to sidebar thursday may 21 2009 undone the sweater song this is such a pity rivers say it ain t so only in dreams would i imagine this was the perfect situation for you the greatest man that ever lived maybe when we were all on drugs this may have been something no other one could wear maybe you ate way too many pork and beans and couldn t find any pants that fit tell me i m dreamin are you that tired of sex that you feel the need to swaddle yourself in leopard print designed to keep you warm perhaps on holiday or in the garage you do kind of look like a butterfly but please please getchoo some real clothes otherwise why bother keep fishin the fact that you are wearing a snuggie in public is really taking your pop culture reference obsession to a new and disturbing level almost as bad as me writing this entire blog post in nothing but weezer song titles but not quite p s thanks to the fug girl s for the awesome picture posted by sassy molassy at 1 04 am no comments labels snuggie weezer wtf thursday april 30 2009 this might be excessive i m always talking about how i d like to make some comfy crotch pants especially jeans why jean makers decided you need a huge fabric seam right all up in your junk it is not comfortable its just not but i stumbled across these on failblog org i think they went a bit overboard on these comfy crotch pants you could smuggle a lot in that pouch maybe they are specially made diaper pants so you have extra room for your oops i crapped my pants p s i would like to put a hit out on these pants only i don t know where this picture originated from where in the world wide web do they sell these uglies if you can find out i ll think of some sort of reward posted by sassy molassy at 11 20 am no comments labels failblog fashion fug snl thursday april 10 2008 for your viewing pleasure regretfully these are no longer available at topshop you can however dream about all the wonderful things you could fit in those cinched pockets candy dolla bills kittens tots some of those magician scarf pull things or maybe you should leave them empty so when people ask you what they are for you can let them see that they hold nothing and no your hips haven t sprouted giant tumors posted by sassy molassy at 2 07 pm 1 comment labels fashion fug topshop harem is another word for hammer we have been suffering from the gaucho pant trend for a while now but we saw many a sorostitute roaming campus in the ill fitting ass hugging jersey monstrosities sure they are comfy i get it but why not choose a skirt more ventilation more movement same level of comfort and just when i thought that the madness was over i spotted some harem pants in the marc jacobs ready to wear spring 2007 collection there are several different designs of harem pants making there debut that s right multiple harem pants feel free to peruse the variety of harem pants in the collection here but here are some of the stand outs but i just chalked it up to marc being marc i didn t expect people to be running out and buying all the marc jacobs harem pants as far as pants go i figured most people wanted something a bit more flattering something that didn t eat your legs and make even the skinniest model look fat while wearing them and then oh the horror topshop has really gone and done it the page is titled can t touch this that s right people they have proclaimed what we have known all along harem pants are really hammer pants in disguise top shop wants you to believe and i quote hareem trousers are the essential wardrobe staple this season i m guessing they mean wardrobe staple as in your go to easy bathroom access or extra diaper room pants every woman needs a pair of those too legit to quit posted by sassy molassy at 12 51 pm no comments labels fashion fug marc jacobs monday march 24 2008 cheesus so keeping the jesus theme going a youth minister in houston thinks he found them image of christ in a cheeto insert britney joke here witty youth groupers have named it cheesus it looks like a poodle or a lion but i don t see jesus i see some dirt under one of the person s nail gross you can watch video of the cheeto and its proud owner here maybe it is one of those magic eye posters that were big in the 90 s and you have to sort of blur your vision and squint to get it oh wait is it like jesus sitting sideways and he has one really short leg i think it is more likely lt dan from forest gump what do you think it looks like source dlisted com posted by sassy molassy at 2 57 pm no comments labels britney cheeto forest gump look alikes like jesus from the tomb this blog has been resurrected after a little winter hiatus we are back more posts to follow posted by sassy molassy at 2 53 pm no comments friday november 9 2007 body guard or boob guard forget about the tights they don t bother me what bothers me about this picture is how it looks a lot like lilo s bodyguard is trying to grab a big handful image thanks to wenn 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