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how to get from 0 to pregnant in 365 easy steps skip to main skip to sidebar how to get from 0 to pregnant in 365 easy steps thursday december 30 2010 no really every boy needs a tractor yes indeed 2010 would not be complete without a nearly lifesize or boysize tractor how the worm turns happy new year posted by melanie at 2 46 pm 2 comments monday august 16 2010 one year one year a year already i was prepared to be overwhelmed by the love i would feel for my little adam i was unprepared for what fear would feel like stark paralyzing heart wrenching fear that something anything could happen to my little boy it scares the hell out of me but i ve never felt so alive to love like this to have such a wonderful funny smart oh she can go on and on and on little boy and to think it almost wasn t one year on wed one year ago my little boy my funny little bad boy who warns me before he does something he s not supposed to no no no pronounced nyah nyah nyah with a shaking of the head and a wagging of the finger whose little eyes squint like his mommy s and whose skin color is ridiculously tan like his daddy s my little boy who walks like a little frankenstein with arms extended and points to every person in every picture as mama my avocado loving and paper eating sweet boy sigh one year posted by melanie at 3 52 pm 5 comments saturday july 10 2010 hey baby almost 11 months old my little adam is helmet free and if you look closely you can see bumps and bruises and battle scars he s walking and into everything everything behind him is a stack of newspapers what you can t see are the weeks of newspapers on the floor i m getting better about not stressing about the constant mess but years of ocd are difficult to shed he s finally finally consistently sleeping through the night isn t he a cutie really isn t he just a cutie posted by melanie at 5 46 pm 4 comments saturday june 5 2010 my big boy my boy is not so little anymore almost 10 months old crawling standing babbling almost just about there trying so hard to walk sleeping through the night although 6 30am like clockwork feels pretty damn early he has his own little personality and eight little chicklet teeth so so so worth it posted by melanie at 10 13 am 6 comments saturday march 13 2010 go speed racer go my little furry headed boy is now a helmet head his torticollis and our slavish insistence that he sleep on his back swaddled as tightly as a burrito has resulted in a flat head parental guilt dictates that that be corrected as well as the possibility that the bald is beautiful movement heats up in his later years he has adjusted well his parents not so well our first experience with another little helmet head was at the plastic surgeon s office for adam s consultation i went over to talk to the mother of said little helmet head to find out how it was going and got a good look at her son one eye was squinty the other was as wide open as a cyclops his skin around the helmet was red and scratchy and he looked well foul she brought him over to see adam who eyeballed the boy and then looked up at me and said ah goo ah goo is universal adamese for what the hell are you getting me into i assured him that he was too darn cute to get the permanent stink eye take a look at the picture above yes ah goo he s actually loving the helmet though it s impeding some of his developmental milestones for example he s learned that crawling s more fun if he uses his helmet to propel himself forward rather than his hands look ma no hands i ve caught him banging his head on the hardwood floors and deliberately rolling into furniture just to experience the inner helmet twanging sensation the great thing is that he was helmeted during our viewing of the winter olympics so he was able to bond with his own kind his sleeping sucks truly sucks i m not sure if it s helmet related or teething related but he s definitely regressed last night he woke up every three hours crying inconsolable i can handle this much better now than when he was an infant and i didn t know what the hell i was doing i still don t know what the hell i m doing but i figure the child will sleep through the night at some point in his life it now makes sense to me why people have children in their 20s and not their 40s they re too young and dumb to have any expectations i hope all is well out there in blogland more later posted by melanie at 10 27 am 5 comments tuesday february 23 2010 what happens when the rents are at work usually adam and rodrigez the rat cage fight in the pack n play many many times i ve glimpsed over at my child and rodrigez has pinned the poor lad i was happy to see that while i was at work adam and rodrigez learned to play well together look at the handholding and laughter i was also impressed that they were able to set up the camera and get such a good shot of them playing nicely and adam s only six months old rodrigez no idea when he was manufactured posted by melanie at 9 35 pm 3 comments saturday january 30 2010 well lookee there two little toofers posted by melanie at 11 38 am 6 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom about me melanie i m a 39 year old lawyer married since june 2006 who never thought it would take 365 days much less 365 steps to get knocked up 880 days later the final ivf the hail mary pass turned into numerous positive pee sticks and a sticky embryo my sweet baby boy was born august 18 2009 view my complete profile a brief history in time november 2007 ivf 1 nada negative zilch january 2008 fet 1 cancelled february 2008 fet 1 take 2 bfp but fleeting m c august 2008 ivf 2 nothing positive about it negative december 2008 ivf 3 bfp twins but lost little b at 7w5d little a measures 6 8 cm on 2 18 09 march 31 2009 little a is a boy who weighs 7 ounces less than a full beer august 18 2009 my little adam enters the world 11 days early at 6lbs 12 ounces december 25 2009 adam s first christmas weighing in at an impressive 17 pounds blog archive 2010 10 december 1 no really every boy needs a tractor august 1 july 1 june 1 march 1 february 1 january 4 2009 37 december 1 november 1 october 2 august 3 july 1 june 2 may 1 april 5 march 4 february 6 january 11 2008 90 december 14 november 5 october 4 september 10 august 4 july 4 june 5 may 5 april 8 march 12 february 9 january 10 2007 14 december 10 november 4 cyclesistas get a button