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shouts from the abyss the guru of negativity a demotivational specialist shouts from the abyss the guru of negativity a demotivational specialist id critics rave the tom b taker show decade of despair kool aid man awards shout compost g r i p e product reviews quotes blogroll chatgpt does my tarot reading by tom b taker on april 27 2023 leave a comment i asked chatgpt to perform a tarot reading while concentrating on my career it was happy to oblige background i have resigned my current job and will soon be looking for a new one great let s see what the tarot cards reveal about the future of your career i will do a three card spread to give you a past present and future perspective on your career the past the nine of pentacles the nine of pentacles represents a time of financial and material abundance in the context of your career this card suggests that you have experienced success and financial stability in the past you may have worked hard to achieve this level of success and it s possible that you have enjoyed the fruits of your labor the present the four of pentacles the four of pentacles represents holding on to material possessions and being overly cautious with finances in the context of your career this card suggests that you may be feeling stuck or stagnant in your current position you may be hesitant to take risks or pursue new opportunities for fear of losing what you have the future the ace of swords the ace of swords represents new beginnings and mental clarity in the context of your career this card suggests that you will have a breakthrough or a new opportunity that will require you to use your intellect and problem solving skills this could be a new job offer or a promotion that requires you to take on more responsibility overall the tarot suggests that you have had success and financial stability in the past but you may be feeling stagnant in your current position however the ace of swords in the future position suggests that you will have a breakthrough or a new opportunity that will require you to use your intellect and problem solving skills this could be an exciting time for you and it s important to remain open to new opportunities and take calculated risks when necessary posted in humor tagged chatgpt tarot woke me up before you go go by tom b taker on april 2 2023 leave a comment setting central perk where the six friends are seated on the iconic orange sofa rachel scrolling through her phone did you guys hear about this new term woke apparently it s like being super aware and conscious of social issues joey confused wait so you re telling me i have to stay awake all the time to be woke monica laughing no joey it means being aware of the injustices in society and actively working to fix them phoebe nodding yeah like how i only wear vegan friendly clothes and never eat meat i m woke ross sarcastically oh great so if i order a pepperoni pizza i m suddenly not woke chandler jokingly yeah ross you re canceled rachel chuckles i think being woke is more about empathy and understanding towards marginalized communities joey still confused but how can i be woke if i don t even know what marginalized means monica exasperated joey just be a decent human being and treat everyone with respect and equality phoebe smiling yeah and if you ever feel lost just remember smelly cat smelly cat what are they feeding you ross facepalms i think we just lost the entire meaning of being woke chandler smirking as usual we started with good intentions and ended up making a mockery of it the group laughs and continues their coffee break realizing that sometimes it s okay to not take themselves too seriously posted in flash fiction tagged friends woke for those about to rock by tom b taker on april 2 2023 leave a comment the angry rock once upon a time there was an angry rock named rocky rocky was furious with the world because he had been stuck in the same place for centuries he had watched as the world around him changed and evolved but he remained the same he was tired of being overlooked and stepped on and he was determined to make his presence known one day a group of hikers came along and saw rocky they marveled at his size and shape but they did not understand the anger that boiled within him they climbed on top of him to take a picture and rocky could not take it anymore he shook and shifted causing the hikers to lose their balance and fall to the ground they scurried away and rocky was pleased with his newfound power the next day a group of scientists came to study rocky they took measurements and samples but they did not realize the danger they were in as they drilled into rocky he became more and more agitated suddenly he shook violently causing the scientists to fall into a deep crevasse they were injured and trapped and rocky was pleased with his revenge but rocky s satisfaction was short lived the scientists team sent out a rescue party and they found the trapped scientists they also discovered the source of the disaster the angry rock the rescue party realized that rocky was a danger to anyone who came near him and they decided that he needed to be destroyed rocky fought back with all his might but it was no use the rescue party had explosives and they detonated them at the base of rocky he crumbled into dust and rubble and his anger was silenced forever in the end rocky s anger had consumed him he had wanted nothing more than to be noticed and respected but his actions had led to his demise his story serves as a reminder that anger can be a dangerous and destructive force and that it is important to find healthy ways to deal with it posted in flash fiction tagged angry rock pregnant pregnant pregnant by tom b taker on march 31 2023 leave a comment the scene opens with marcia the oldest daughter of the brady bunch looking worried and stressed as she walks into the living room her parents carol and mike notice her distressed state and ask her what s wrong marcia hesitates before admitting that she might be pregnant her parents are taken aback by the news and try to comfort her but they re clearly worried themselves just then greg the oldest son enters the room and notices the tense atmosphere he asks what s going on and marcia blurts out that she might be pregnant greg s eyes widen in shock and he exclaims whoa man that s not groovy at all mike and carol exchange a concerned look unsure how to explain the birds and the bees to their children before they can say anything jan another brady daughter walks in with a package of pregnancy tests i got these at the pharmacy jan says excitedly let s find out for sure the family gathers around as marcia takes the test and they wait anxiously for the results finally the test shows a negative result and everyone lets out a sigh of relief greg looks around confused and asks so wait marcia s not pregnant then what s the big deal the family shares an awkward laugh and carol tries to explain the situation to greg but they all agree that it s better to wait until he s a little older to have that conversation the scene ends with the family hugging and marcia looking relieved that her pregnancy scare was just a false alarm and greg saying phew man that s groovy news posted in flash fiction tagged brady bunch comedy the biohazard vault by tom b taker on february 28 2023 leave a comment in a remote and secretive laboratory located in the heart of the amazon rainforest a group of scientists work tirelessly to study some of the deadliest viruses known to man they have developed a state of the art facility known as the biohazard vault which is equipped with the latest technology to keep these viruses contained and prevent any accidental outbreaks dr sarah reed is a brilliant virologist who has been studying these viruses for years she is the head of the research team at the biohazard vault and has dedicated her life to finding a cure for some of the world s deadliest diseases one day while working in the lab sarah notices something strange happening with one of the viruses it seems to be mutating at an unprecedented rate and she realizes that it could potentially break out of the containment chamber and cause a global pandemic as she investigates further she discovers that someone has been tampering with the virus intentionally causing it to mutate sarah is forced to team up with a group of mercenaries to track down the culprit and stop them before it s too late they must venture deep into the amazon rainforest where they face numerous dangers including deadly animals and hostile tribes as sarah and her team get closer to the truth they uncover a conspiracy involving a powerful pharmaceutical company that wants to profit from the virus by releasing it onto the world sarah and her team must race against time to stop the company from unleashing the virus and find a way to cure those who have already been infected posted in flash fiction hyppo and critter hard words by tom b taker on july 17 2019 1 comment posted in hyppo and critter politics the world s greatest stakes by tom b taker on october 27 2018 4 comments i ordered well done hey there ya filthy varmint how the hell are you doing oops i get ahead of myself welcome to tom s stakes the world s greatest stakes the stakes have never been higher that s why i m raising the stakes that don t even make sense ya idiot tom s stakes are truly a rare find continue reading posted in fail tagged america burn execution fire freedom stake posts navigation older search calendar june 2026 m t w t f s s 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 apr guru microblogs tweets by shoutabyss the fresh maker 2012 respew abyss island results finito i won lost 9 6 of total body weight warning daily poop bringing you daily bullshit poop crap since october 6 2009 1 000 days of postings in a row achieved on july 2 2012 which begs the question y1k a novel idea this is where you watch me fail trends 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