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hey them label jan 2 24 fic for pro choice donations do you want to read a very specific fic from me one i haven t actually written maybe you want to see my take on a particular trope or pairing or you really want a sequel or missing scene from one of my works starting this month i m offering one slot per month to prompt a fic in return for proof of donating at least 10 usd or equivalent to a pro choice organization list below includes both us and international options status closed check back june first keep reading 76 notes may 18 26 anyway it is grading crunch time which is why i am posting like a jerk myself 7 notes tags school policy is final grades for the class have to be in forty eight hours after the final exam is over i can only presume bc administration made a deal w satan that required they manufacture a certain amount of extra suffering per semester may 18 26 basically historical nitpicking of fiction is like grammar nitpicking you are guaranteed to make an error at least as serious as the one you re pointing out in the process and unlike whatever sincerely meant movie or costume or fanfic you re responding to you were being a patronizing jackass in the process consequently you are always always the one who comes off as an idiot don t do it 7 notes tags this post has been signed by an historian more seriously it s a vice to be indulged in private only and that is my real opinion it is a vice may 18 26 x v4mp3y3lin3r x i view reading fantasy sci fi stuff as this work of fiction is being translated into english so that i can understand it meaning some phrases should not be taken literally lord of the rings style and then i meet people who nitpick every word or phrase that shouldn t exist in this story and i m like wow you guys are truly miserable and unimaginative and also you tend to assume that english words all popped up in the 19th century and you never bother to check the etymology of the words you re claiming shouldn t exist in this universe like sorry but in an apocalyptic alternate universe earth the phrase train of thought is plausible even in a world without locomotives because the word train comes from the 14th century and it meant to drag that s why we call dress trains trains because they drag the word wasn t invented for locomotives y all say shit so definitively like idk man i think it depends the english language is old as fuck a lot of words you believe are modern just aren t 21 345 notes via whirlception x v4mp3y3lin3r x tags do not get me started on non linguistic historical nitpicking may 18 26 prep on evil overlord midlife crisis 500 words on orc reunion au 1 7k on second time as farce snippet suddenly maedhros s heart stung her with the desire for home and the house beyond the day was ripened past its prime and the sun balanced now on the mountainous horizon and she could picture the house as it had never been lit from the inside with lamp and hearth beckoning a welcome into the night she had last left the house an age ago when the fortifications above the city were complete and father had decreed it she had not known she was going forever or nearly so the road from here was wide graded flat and safe enough she checked her horse and said to erinquenda hold on tightly now all right then called moryo move maedhros what caranthir took his horse aside though and maedhros cued her horse to canter passing around him to the front of the party and then quickly into a gallop swiftly they came down the white road gleaming with many pulverised shells underfoot and under hoof erinquenda cried out at first hands convulsing on maedhros s dress and arm but maedhros s delight in the movement totally foreign to mandos came into her heart as well and she picked her head up eyes wide the cheer came in quick bursts as they passed groups of elves presumably their family s people now but mostly there was the evening air and the sun slipping down the back of the mountains and the dark lake gleaming ahead the house was mostly hidden on approach there was a dip and bend in the road which they took together easily and a small bridge across a creek that fed into the lake which they did not maedhros hadn t been sure the bridge would be in place or in repair and so she angled off and gathered her horse coming around the bend she gave erinque what to expect in thoughts and rose in the saddle cradling her daughter and the horse s muscles gathered and together they jumped the creek and cantered up the yard only late did maedhros recognize the cry of failed warning and see her mother leaning from the front window of course she had just taken a difficult and awkward jump with a child in the saddle no less and nelyafinwe on leaving aman had not been an excellent horseman too many administrative duties nelyafinwe had been a lot of other things instead then maedhros in many respects was a different person at least this change wasn t bad 12 notes tags daily check in writing snippet fandom tolkien to be seen au may 17 26 1 5k on russingon invents bdsm snippet oddly that helped findekano wasn t alone with his fears after all nelyo shared some of them tentatively findekano leaned into nelyo s mind to explore the thought nelyo had meant the fantasy oriented now around findekano s comment on the gloves becauase it was most recent of being rebuked by a lover of the shame of punishment turned sexual now swiftly interfaced with findekano s own thoughts recently shared so that the old fantasy of being slapped and lectured expanded to the thought of beatings and nelyo was eager to see what findekano had today of the tools 12 notes tags daily check in writing snippet fandom tolkien may 17 26 okay i do feel like three separate incidents of street harassment in one hour is slightly excessive 14 notes may 16 26 ludicrous cape asked d relatively short feanorian kids fic dealing with some after effects of the political situation and how that gets wrapped into all of their lives young adult older teen maedhros walks in on preteen teenage celegorm babysitting the younger kids to discover curufin and caranthir have talked him into playing a pretend game in which he pretends to be miriel lying asleep in lorien forever and curufin and caranthir pretend to be finwe and feanor respectively trying to persuade miriel to wake up this involved digging one of miriel s actual dresses out of storage to put celegorm in a lot of theatrically fake sobbing and acting out arguments by finwe about children marriage sex etc that the younger kids only sort of understand from eavesdropping on adults celegorm look they weren t getting into trouble and it kept them busy maedhros you cannot do this where people might walk in especially father for one thing half of what they were saying is arguably treason 21 notes tags fandom tolkien memes may 16 26 slitheringghost asked lily a stolen kiss voldemort coming home catch up from a while back not taking new asks for this anyway lily was exhausted and went about feeling heckled all the time as though people were commenting on her marriage even when they weren t but really it was about expediency she desperately needed the mckinnons books and she had known about marlene s crush for ages since school she tilted her head up in the colored glass light knowing the picture she painted against the old stonework of the wall and she didn t pull away when marlene came to her he had never really meant to come back to britain when he left it after school but there had been pressing reasons to drop by every few years in practice abraxas some of the magical artifacts that didn t travel well and the like this last sojourn in albania was the longest and what a time of it he d had on the verge of gaining the riddle property he ordered wormtail to halt a moment and pull back the blankets to let him test the night air just in case he had discovered some emotion for it after all this particular county was apparently the land of his fathers such as they were but there was again nothing 13 notes tags fandom harry potter writing snippet writing by slashmarks memes may 16 26 maybemalapert asked i m not actually sure you should answer this because i will most likely end up encouraging you to write whatever it is xd dd i mean is that a bad result really this one is at least partially shrikeseams fault iirc in the comments of brutal news but maedhros re embodied either in canon using angband or after some version of that mess writes a vicious political satire the elf lords of beleriand re embodied after death as orcs at a formal banquet it s thirty percent about current court grudges thirty percent about beleriand and thirty percent about the strife pre darkening remaining ten percent is about angband the characters are all extremely recognizable as specific people but it only hits you gradually about halfway through he makes it suddenly clear the meal is cannibalistic arafinwe immediately bans it and maedhros might actually get summoned to the palace for a did you have to really talk this just makes it even more hot gossip actually thinking about this it might be fun if it s a play specifically and can be staged as an act of political protest after this would give the fic somewhere to go if i wrote it 22 notes tags fandom tolkien memes may 16 26 lynnainu asked welcome back for the minificlet ask lily letter s and the chosen would dance the chosen would dance in attendance from did she jump or was she pushed by richard linda thompson catch up from a while ago not taking new asks for this the dishes were often left undone laundry unwashed and harry s toys scattered everywhere for all they had nothing to do really in hiding but worry but the worry expanded to fill every corner of the house and of their minds lily walked the house at night putting some things away taking others out relentlessly grateful that james had been an athlete all his life still woke automatically on the gryffindor quidditch team s training schedule and so fell asleep most nights meticulously at half past ten she was planning she was pacing she was memorizing for even before the final steps of the plan she had a feeling she would not be here long that life itself had become a way station for her only 9 notes tags fandom harry potter writing snippet memes writing by slashmarks may 16 26 ruinconstellation asked this would be a promises sequel probably because they re all friends there basically nerdanel is trying to plan out a sculpture of elwing angles don t look right she s frustrated maedhros comes into the workshop and in a slightly horrified transfixed state goes change these lines so it looks like she s falling and yeah that composition works for nerdanel fixed the problem elwing so are you going to give it a silmaril too nerdanel actually i have some test gemstones of feanaro s left somewhere several steps of escalation and three way collab later this culminates in both an extremely offensive artwork and at least one political incident 13 notes tags fandom memes tolkien may 16 26 applekettle asked how are the ex au 2 edits coming along i just ask bc i want to reread the first one before the sequel drops uuuh they re coming i ve actually started blocking half days off from my academic work to make myself edit facepalms i think i ve learned my lesson about attempting to give estimated dates on this one it gets there when it gets there but you ll all know when it goes out to beta and posting is actually somewhat imminent 3 notes tags fandom harry potter exoneration au may 16 26 berensreverie spinosaurus swimming with fishes 4 740 notes via ladymurgatroid berensreverie tags art may 15 26 ecofutural asked so a fic i have just recently put on the ideas spreadsheet and probably will write eventually is russingon porn starts as roleplaying fingon as a strict vocal master posture adjustment insisting he repeat exercises until he s exhausted caning over sight reading mistakes etc there s a certain amount of actual teaching involved here because fingon s enough of a musician to have kept up with tutoring as an adult but maedhros possibly never had formal teaching beyond social and ritual singing in groups he didn t have the same kind of education as the cousins raised in the palace that s the pure smutfic part but of course they re elves so singing is also songs of power and emotions thoughts are projected by singing so conditioning maedhros into associating intensive singing with submission and sex has implications first for his ability to perform certain public duties decidedly unideal if the prince opening the ceremonial singing for whatever festival puts everyone in subspace lmao and as this doesn t make them actually stop maedhros s independent use of songs of power it s not that maedhros can t do it exactly but he s being gradually shaped into a very specialized instrument someone else directing has more complete use of his abilities than he does alone except for specific purposes that work with the mentality in question anyway the punchline here and structuring this to work would admittedly be an interesting challenge is maglor knows about this and roughly how to abuse the conditioning if it s ever necessary does it at the nirnaeth to use both their power to get them out and so confirms it works and how much more combining his own considerable strength with maedhros is and later at menegroth when maedhros is dragging his feet well maglor knows how to circumvent that problem 20 notes tags fandom tolkien memes may 15 26 anonymous asked happy birthday hope it s been a good one worship pre oath for any of silmarillion crew slashmarks thank you it isn t a little strange to you said makalaurë who apparently was in one of his difficult moods where anything and everything he saw might be the target of sudden polemic or satirical verse to pour out libations to tyelkormo as though he were one of the gods himself all because he s in lord oromë s bed curufinwë currently tearing out a formal hairstyle as rapidly as he could so that he might go loose haired to the hunt feast in honor of his brother and his brother s patron knew better than to meet makalaurë s verbal attacks directly no matter that it honestly was very strange no he said simply and are you quite sure you wish to use his name and so draw his attention while making that argument kano a conversation last night with pearlescentpearl reminded me of this and i was so right here like curufin no it s not weird to deify tyelko i don t understand why you re asking what would be weird lying maglor later nelyo what the fuck is wrong with all of our younger brothers but also given that it s common to write weird intense messed up curufin celegorm and celegorm s following as a religious cult it s funny to me that i don t think i ve seen a religious devotion angle hung on that relationship the framework is there 13 notes via slashmarks tags fandom tolkien older page 1 of 628 2013 2026 slashmarks 1000 suns theme v1 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