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d they re living their dream and they love their friends and their family some people thrive between nine and five and feel like they re choking if their neck s not tied some people feel enslaved when they have a boss some people without one feel totally lost i think one huge drawback to the culture of opposition that is so compelling to so many alienated teenagers is that we feel turned away and excluded from the culture at large and so try and create our own culture that ends up parroting the lack of inclusivity and dogma of the culture we are fighting against at this point in my life i have friends that work in offices and friends that are working artists friends that are fdny and friends that are itinerant farm workers some of the people that work in offices are kinder gentler more compassionate people than some of the artists shit i don t even hate all cops anymore like capitalism as it exists in the west today is incredibly alienating and i ve felt alienated by the priorities and values of our culture since as long as i can remember i feel like it robs us of our personhood and asks us to dehumanize each other and that is what i m fighting against but in fighting so hard against a culture that wanted to dehumanize me and wanted me to dehumanize other people i ended up losing sight of the humanity of over half the population like honestly on 9 11 i felt a mixture of grief and triumph real talk and i am still processing about that but those towers were a symbol of a culture i despised and i would be lying if i said part of me didn t feel a sense of glib satisfaction that some of the wind had been taken out of the american empire s sails i thought perhaps naively that the experience though terribly tragic might at least teach us some collective humility but even though i felt that way when i went to a leftover crack show a few weeks later and sturgeon was making jokes about the people that died i was appalled because whoever those people were whatever heinous shit they might have been up to their deaths are a tragedy murder is never something to celebrate we are fighting against people that celebrate death and part of the struggle is not to become them at heart our battle is like that tales from earthsea anime movie but without dragons and then the war started and people started shit talking all soldiers and i thought about my friends growing up who had enlisted in like 98 or 99 as a way to go to college hopefully or to get out of their neighborhoods and how it looked like there was no chance of a war ever again and suddenly they would come home on leave and just sit at the bar slamming shots and not talking biding their time until they could get back to war because they had become so unaccustomed to civilian life and i didn t want to say fuck all soldiers because i wanted to help my friends and the people like them i will wrap up all this shortly but let me just say clearly i am not espousing some totally unrealistic hippy dippy doctrine of loving everybody i am not telling protestors to humanize cops who are beating them up if a cop is shooting tear gas at you smash his fucking face in with a fire extinguisher if that s what you need to do seriously but i also know and have known some really decent cops none of whom are nypd unless you count benson and stabler but i don t technically know them even if it feels like i do who are generally interested in harm reduction and maintaining people s comfort and safety i think the point i m making will sort of be lost on most of my non punk readers because perhaps they don t automatically hate cops i guess all i m really saying is that people are people and some people do shitty stuff and are still good people and some people are shitty people but they do good stuff i don t know this isn t even about pizza anymore and i feel like i ve probably alienated half my readership ce la vie i just want to have a dialogue this slice was a bummer and a disappointment the ingredients were decent enough quality but the construction and preparation of the slice seemed so hasty it was all lost the middle of the slice had like a sinkhole in it that just drooped and fell out from under me when i picked it up and folded it and the slice was already too thin to begin with i couldn t really make out any sauce flavor which isn t necessarily a bad thing because it was weighed down with so much cheese and the cheese didn t taste bad in didn t taste like anything in fact but there was too much of it if there had been less cheese and the same amount or slightly more sauce the sauce could ve provided the flavor the cheese lacked and if the crust had been prepared properly and didn t fall to shreds when i lifted it there might have been a sound foundation up which to rest a decent slice to top all of it off this slice was thrown in the oven and removed so quickly the crust never even browned nothing on this slice crunched and the whole pizza parlor smelled like butter ultimately though while this slice had flaws it wasn t inedible and was certainly passable in an ideal world this slice would be the worst pizza gets but in the world we live in it probably falls dead center on the spectrum of pizza awesomeness rating pranzo pizza 2 30 34 water st coenties slip broad st new york ny 10004 posted by slice harvester at 12 08 pm 10 comments labels lower manhattan wednesday november 16 2011 big al s chicago style pizza almost didn t make the cut i have to admit something i have never been to chicago which means i have never had chicago style pizza i don t even actually know what it is i ve talked for minutes at a time about how much better the new york slice is than a chicago pie i may as well eat lasagna i ve shouted in bars over cock sparrer songs blaring too loud from the soundsystem but the truth is i am just good at being a windbag and a blowhard it s just like all the books i ve never read and movies i ve never seen that i find myself pretending i have because it seems easier than finding something else to talk about either way i still know new york pizza is better even if i ve never had the pie in chi town and that s why i almost didn t even go to big al s chicago style pizza on thames st right around the corner from ows because i review new york slices and i figured they didn t have one because why would a regular new york pizza parlor go through all the effort of calling itself big al s chicago style pizza if they were just gonna sell regular slices then the comments and emails started coming in what about big al s when you gonna go to big al s i m a cop you idiot did you skip big al s and i called big al s and i said yeah do you guys sell slices and i could see the pizzaman s look of disgust and perplexion i just made this word up as he said yeah but was clearly thinking who is this moron so i went and i m glad i did big al s definitely gets the best slice near ows award which is actually something a lot of people have been asking about this slice has a thin but adequate crust nice pungent cheese ample grease and a pretty good sauce the ratios are spot on there is just enough salt and in the words of mr paul lukas everything coheres nicely this slice is a okay totally alright wildly above average it was prepared well and i like that at one point while we were sitting there this worker accidentally jostled paul while mopping up some spilled soda he apologized and paul was like it s cool man what s going on over there and the guy is like this lady she takes one sip of her soda and then just turns it over into the garbage bag the worst part is she was looking me right in the eyes when she did it by the time i got around here with the mop it was running all over the floor people are animals i interjected i work at a diner in brooklyn we got this garbage can in the bathroom that has one of those foot pedals to open the top and every day i clean up piles of sullied paper towels from the top of the lid from people too lazy to press a fucking button with their foot animals the guy muttered as he stepped away to continue mopping me and paul talked a while and then parted ways but as soon as i walked out the door i had to piss so bad i felt like i was gonna explode but didn t remember seeing a bathroom in big al s i went back inside found the guy i d been talking to leaned over conspiratorially you got a bathroom in this place i murmured he slipped me a key and pointed to a door take a left first door on your right i walked out into the corridor of an office tower and quickly found the bathroom now as you know my second favorite thing besides reviewing pizza is reviewing pizzeria bathrooms well this one was a gem easily the most claustrophobic restroom i have ever been inside i felt like i was in a kafka courthouse can in here it s worlds away from the spacious and romantic two seater at 42nd street restaurant but equally charming in it s own cramped way also second to the worcester ma diner bathroom that was totally clean of graffiti except that someone had written van halan over two of the walls this back wall behind the toilet vandalized with toilets and an anarchy symbol may be my favorite bathroom graffiti rating bathroom rating big al s chicago style pizza 2 50 9 thames st trinity broadway new york ny 10006 posted by slice harvester at 11 47 am 5 comments labels good slice lower manhattan wednesday november 9 2011 pizza italia this could ve been better but it was pretty good a while ago i ate pizza with this guy paul lukas hopefully in a few months or years i can say my friend paul lukas but for now we are just people who know each other and maybe there is reciprocal admiration but maybe i just admire him and that s fine let me tell you about my future friend paul see way back in the hinteryears of the mid 90s there used to be this store on e 7th st call see hear and it only sold zines and they would sell any zine ever i bought my first issues of cometbus and punk planet there i bought my first issue of mrr at tower records though i looked at my first and only nambla bulletin there at the ripe old age of 14 i was constantly befuddled by the black man who would come in and buy all the neo nazi newspapers that were for sale later i almost got arrested right outside for drinking a 40 in the middle of the 7th st but the cop seemed more concerned with the fact that my handrolled cigarette might have been weed than with the fact that i was underage drinking in public go figure among the many zines i devoured as a teenager in the 90s one of my consistent favorites was this zine called beer frame which i never actually bought at see hear and would buy at st marks books now that i think of it i m not sure why that is anyway in beer frame subtitled the journal of inconspicuous consumption paul set out to review any and every product available both domestically and internationally from beverly bulk sausage with natural juices 10 5 oz can to the brannock device that thing they use at shoe stores to measure you foot paul would review anything and he did so with a degree of insight and stylistic panache that i still aspire to today for over a decade every time i ve seen one of those weird tiny plastic tables they put in the middle of your pizza i ve thought about paul s thoughts about that object in an issue of beer frame that three legged doohickey is called a lid support it may not look like much and it probably cost your pizzeria less than a penny but it s saved many a pizza from an unhappy fate the lid support is so innocuous and its functional utility so efficiently matter of fact that it s become the perfect example of a product too simple for its own good everyone knows what it is but nobody outside the pizza biz knows what it s called and most people just take it for granted hiding in plain sight it has become classically inconspicuous a stealth element in our consumer culture he then goes on to provide a detailed and presumably accurate history of lid supports what if there s anything i pretty much indiscriminately love it s when people indulge their desire to be totally obsessive about something totally arbitrary and really go all out in executing it see also dishwasher pete i met paul when we were both doing one minute interviews on 7 second delay s 60 most important new yorkers in 60 minutes radio show he is currently working on a ton of rad projects but that day he was getting interviewed about uni watch his website about sports uniforms he also works for espn and like writes cool shit all the time and is just generally a great dude we eventually re met at the city reliquary and i found out he did beer frame and i was really excited and asked him to come eat pizza with me and he agreed then i texted his land line for like 10 months before i figured out what was going on and we finally made plans and we met outside pizza italia on a blustery autumn day pizza italia is a real proper pizzeria which is a rarity for the financial district which seems to be mostly full of places that are investment opportunities or business plans instead of pizza parlors or restaurants but pizza italia feels honest and honesty is really important to me when paul and i got there it was super slammed with the soulless business dude lunch rush it was totally chaos in there but i noticed the pizzaman check on my slices a couple of times before handing them to me which is to say he didn t just pull them out once they were hot he made sure they were cooked well and that s a degree of care and consideration under pressure that is rare these days i know i usually share slices but me and paul were hungry and this place looked non shitty this slice had a good crunch and expert ratios but the the cheese texture was a little mealy and it felt cheap which is a shame if they hadn t cheaped out on the cheese this slice would ve been pretty amazing they certainly gave it adequate care there was a perfect amount of grease and the crust and sauce were phenomenal paul said it s not like world class but it s a perfectly solid legitimate slice and i tend to agree with that assessment but it would be world class if they had better cheese rating pizza italia 2 75 11 stone st whitehall bond new york ny 10004 posted by slice harvester at 1 31 pm 7 comments labels good slice lower manhattan older posts home subscribe to posts atom search for a slice labels alphabet city 10 awesome shithole 3 battery park 1 bummer slice 43 chelsea 24 chelsea 2 city hall 1 dollar slice 12 dollar slice kind of 1 east harlem 6 east midtown 36 east village 15 east village 1 existential malaise 6 flatiron district 6 good slice 50 gramercy 3 great deal 5 great slice 26 harlem 8 hell s kitchen 4 herald square 1 i am a bitter dick 1 inwood 6 kosher 7 les 15 little italy 5 lower manhattan 20 ma harvester 6 magazine 7 major bummer slice 1 mall pizza 5 meatpacking district 1 miami 2 midtown west 47 mission statement 1 morningside heights 3 murray hill 9 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