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turns out that he also had a bunch of slaves and he warned them that if they ever did anything to cross him he would have his pterodactyl kill them the crippled old man sat perusing the valley below from the entrance of his cave and when he saw jonny quest and his entourage down there he ordered his faithful pterodactyl to check them out and when one of jonny s entourage saw a giant bird circling above and squawking like a maniac he made the brilliant observation that he thought such birds were extinct and then somehow they figured out all that stuff about the cripled old cavedwelling slaveholder and then to top it all off one of the entourage said he belongs in an institution i don t know what happened after that because i stopped watching i couldn t take it anymore but i bet that in the end jonny quest good prevailed over the crippled guy evil so if watching jonny quest cartoons was how you got your notions about cripples as a kid you got it all wrong like i said not all cripples are bitter old men who live in mountain caves with pet pterodactyls who kill on their command some cripples aren t even men and i ve never heard of a real live cripple who had a pet pterodactyl after all they re extinct you know and cripples don t belong in institutions either please support smart ass cripple and help us keep going just click below to contribute https www paypal me smartasscripple fbclid iwar2qrql ufh19oepgeacg4wmblynylb27k2q8eyxxhh posted by smart ass cripple at 9 47 pm no comments saturday may 30 2026 unemployed little people when i saw the movie forrest gump i wondered who the actor was who played lieutenant dan i was interested because he was a double leg amputee and it turned out that the actor was gary sinese who still has both of the legs that he was born with but during the scenes where sinese needed to be legless the filmmakers just chopped them off using the miracle of cgi and yet there is still a debate raging in the community of little people about whether or not any of them should accept roles as elves or stereotypical dwarf stuff like that some of them think that if casting directors only seek them out when they re looking for elves it assaults all of their dignity and accepting those roles only makes it worse but others say that working as an elf is better than not working at all there is also a debate raging in me about whether or not calling them little people also assaults all of their dignity it sounds too child like i can for sure see why they don t want to be called midgets that sounds like a put down some people think that they should be called people of short stature but something about grates on me like calling cripples physically challenged grates on me but whatever they want to call themselves is okay with me who the hell am i to tell anybody what they have to call themselves but one might think that by now this same cinematic technology would ve been used to end this debate once and for all if they could just lop the legs off of gary sinese maybe they could just have actors of normal stature play elves and such and just lop them down to the correct size and then casting directors would never again have to be bothered with auditioning little people please support smart ass cripple and help us keep going just click below to contribute https www paypal me smartasscripple fbclid iwar2qrql ufh19oepgeacg4wmblynylb27k2q8eyxxhh posted by smart ass cripple at 2 11 pm no comments sunday may 17 2026 walking pneumonia not long ago i had a conversation with a woman who uses a wheelchair and it changed my life it turned my whole world upside down i now feel more vulnerable and fragile than i ve ever felt before because this woman told me that she had once been diagnosed with walking pneumonia i replied how did that happqen you can t even walk and then i said you got all of the bad stuff that comes with being a walkie without any of the good stuff up until that minute i always thought that this was one of the advantages of being crippled some of my crippled friends once told me that they wanted to publish a book entitled 101 advantages of quadriplegia i remember that they listed one of the advantages as being that your friends never ask you to help them move and i said no but they always ask you if they can use your van i felt inspired to contribute to this worthy endeavor i figured that i had been around enough as a cripple to be able to come up with a whole bunch of cripple advantages other than all of the prime parking in theory and then later on it occurred to me that another advantage of not being able to walk was that at least you can t catch walking pneumonia but now i knew that even that wasn t necessarily the case this was indeed ridiculous it was like a person who was born biologically female being diagnosed with prostate cancer please support smart ass cripple and help us keep going just click below to contribute https www paypal me smartasscripple fbclid iwar2qrql ufh19oepgeacg4wmblynylb27k2q8eyxxhh posted by smart ass cripple at 10 50 pm no comments thursday april 30 2026 guarantees in life you never know what you are going to encounter when you embark upon a new day the other day i pulled up next to a car as we waited for a red light to turn green up until that time i was batting 1 000 i often said that every time i heard someone blasting their music real loud so that everyone could hear it whether they wanted to or not the music was always bad and i meant that literally i couldn t remember a single time when i yelled out nor have i ever been tempted to yell out hey turn that tchaikovsky shit down this made me feel as if i thus possessed valuable insight into the essence of humanity but the person in that car next to me was blasting their music the throbbing bassline made the car pulsate and the music wasn t bad it sounded to me like some sort of latin jazz thing now don t get me wrong i don t usually like latin music often it s too heavy on the accordion which makes it sound like a polka with the word corazon sprinkled in but when i actually started grooving to the latin music that was coming from the car next to me i felt an overwhelming sense of loss because i knew that i would not be battling 1 000 anymore never again could i truthfully say that every time i heard someone blasting their music real loud so that everyone could hear it whether they wanted to or not the music was always bad and everyone likes more certainty absolutes and guarantees in life and here i was back to death and taxes now what please support smart ass cripple and help us keep going just click below to contribute https www paypal me smartasscripple fbclid iwar2qrql ufh19oepgeacg4wmblynylb27k2q8eyxxhh posted by smart ass cripple at 11 00 pm no comments wednesday april 22 2026 hell or bust when i first heard the song stairway to heaven i thought it was a cool song the lyrics didn t make much sense to me but it really rocked but when i listen to that song today i have a hard time getting past the title stairway to heaven because that means that even heaven is off limits for cripples like me because if you have to be able to climb stairs to get in i ain t getting in no matter how hard i try and i don t want to hear any of that bull shit about how there aren t any wheelchairs in heaven all of those who preside over the funerals of cripples ought to be grateful that those cripples can t jump up and slap them down when they say stupid shit like now that they are in heaven they have shed their wheelchair and they are dancing i m insulted when i hear shit like that because it assumes that the first wish that every cripple would make if they had a genie would of course be to not be crippled anymore and besides who says that you can t dance if you re in a wheelchair if heaven was in the u s a as a lot of people wish it was cripples could probably sue it if indeed you had to climb stairs to get in because surely it would qualify as a place 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