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the cigarette diaries the cigarette diaries a very unsophisticated journal monday 25 february 2013 chilling y es it s back with a vengance the most chilling yet crafts and s ewing ma gazine but i still don t get it fishkeeping monthy pure hitchco ck bunty comic rip off from fatal attaction more like whizzer and chips oh yes episode six is up be afraid be very afraid the a manda ann family are in real danger this time louismar xtoys blog spot co uk posted by jennysmith at 01 41 4 comments tuesday 19 february 2013 over the alps my baby boy has gone to italy this week ski ing with the school sunday night we got some terrible text fr om him saying that he s upset and homesick and won t be able to sleep that night despite 30 hours on a c oa ch the next night we get a text saying he hates skiing and he wants to come home and he s so tired i want to jump in that car and rescue the little tyke 30 hours over some bloody a lps or other isn t much is it and where does one park if only it could be like old fashioned times when the only communication you got from abroad was a postcard that arrived two weeks after you did and phones being so expensive and hard to get th rough a harassed operator were rarely used silence overseas is probably better really this bloody text business and don t get me started on that stupid skype thing thank god son wasn t doing that caper i remember going to germany with the school on one of those overnight c ouche ttes what a bloody nightmare cried most of the time and didn t sleep then when i got t o this town in a beautiful valley i cried from homesickness it probably doesn t hurt a 14 year old to have an awful time a traumatic adventure on the continent bit of a learning curve for them really and something to talk about on your blog next saturday seems very far away perhaps he will like skiing by then posted by jennysmith at 11 42 3 comments tuesday 12 february 2013 pancake day pancake day is never how you think it s going to be you re too full of misty memories of coming home from school in the dark and walking into your childhood kitchen where your mum s frying these things in six tons of butter and you eat them on a cracked plate with blissful amounts of sugar and one squeeze of lemon too healthy then you ask for more and more mine never taste the same yet i m sure i follow the same pattern as my mum light up a fag while the butter gets hot chuck some of that egg filled batter in swear at the cat moan when son wants another one then another fag after the washing up i m sure that s the correct recipe a mini version of myself son demands about six of them just like i did but i m damned if they taste the same i ve even used the same burnt pan frying these days seems very different to the frying my mum did i can t bring myself to use lard i have to say but butter i m all for otherwise it s a little drop of namby pamby olive oil something you would have got beaten up for round my way bloody right an all whenever i used to ask my mum for chips she used to say between puffs i m not standing there cooking chips so whenever homemade chips are mentioned in this more sanitised household i always imagine someone standing by the cooker spooky especially as they re put in the oven now quite fancy a pancake now sod it posted by jennysmith at 10 45 5 comments tuesday 29 january 2013 hair today and all that had my hair done that s about as exciting as it s been today but w hat i did notice as i was trying to read my book a s t h e concoction on my head weaved it s magic was how loud th e hairdresser talked in fact she b elted out everything she said great projection my drama teacher would have said and that young man whose s alon it seem ed to be bellowed absolutely everything and god help the poor bastard who phoned and got him i tell you i suppose it s the hazard of the job t rying to be heard over constant hairdryers and ov erhead mus ic and curlers and whatnot not that i ve seen anyone in c urlers in a s alon for a long time i thought the hairdres sers was a magical place when i was a kid i d go along with my mum while she got her sha mpoo and set and pretend to read me bunty comic now you have to trust me they d id not remotely talk loud then they all spoke in whispers adult talk words i was itching to overhear words not for little ears especially about mrs green at number 8 a strong and favourite subject around our way but the buggers were discreet then and whispered over my mum s beehive of course once you were under one of those dryers out of dr who that cam e right over your head conversation ceased anyway it dominat ing you and everything i still love those dryers with a chair always sw ore i d get one they were ki nd of glamo rous with a p ull out ash tray in the arm once when someone was doing a perm and it smelt of rotten eggs as it did then i assum ed someone had farted and gave this young girl a dirty look swimming inst ru ctors and pe teachers al so have extrao rdinarily loud voice s for obvi ous reasons but i can give these a wide berth i wonder if there s a wh ispering hairdresser in the phone book posted by jennysmith at 07 44 2 comments thursday 11 october 2012 treasures just a quick hello been offroad for quite a while being doing photography standup comedy sketch writing the latter being very difficult i just clam up i mean it s all been done want to a sketch about smoking what a surprise but i can t think of bugger all a smoking area where you stand on one leg perhaps that smacks of the two ronnies but there you go son 14 on saturday can t believe it it s thomas the tank i miss the most pleased to say he s kept all his spiderman toys and is enjoying a revival thanks to the new film the little bugger wants 200 towards a new computer well he s had that did you ask for that on your 14th birthday i m buggered if i did i got a mono record player and a record token bought rod stewart s never a dull moment and a single by david cassidy and i might have got a pair of tights from my auntie can t remember have to phone up the woman and ask her which brings me to my other activity ebay gotta get on there now and sell the clothes off my back to raise money for the little tyke spoilt little bugger posted by jennysmith at 04 12 4 comments monday 24 september 2012 rave reviews latest reviews for the new life with amanda ann blog by jenny fag ash smith unbelievable posh bloke the times nothing happens in it trendy lefty the guardian what a load of old shit dodgy dealer exchange mart look forward to their next sparkling appearance on e bay polly filla the mail on sunday absolutely static performances pissed old hack the sun bloody bore slept all the way through it another posh bloke financial times this has obviously caused a great stir in the literary world things can only get better don t miss part five posted by jennysmith at 04 55 1 comment thursday 13 september 2012 i have a new blog forgive me for being away so long o my brothers i lost my way again being doing a lot of photography these days and have started a new blog please have a look it s like in installments and everything it s louismarxtoys blogspot co uk or life with the amanda ann family something like that happy reading treasures posted by jennysmith at 07 17 2 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom my blog list the thoughts of chairman bill don t worry they re self isolating 8 hours ago around my kitchen table public displays 1 year ago bringing up charlie britain at its best knaresborough 2 years ago dulwich divorcee leasehold conveyancing what you need to know 3 years ago moments from suburbia i shouldn t really be here 7 years ago help i need a publisher 8 years ago dan s stuff minimalist brighton designs 8 years ago the bogof blog the world s favourite airline i don t think so 9 years ago french fancy testing testing 12 years ago the joint journals a strapping we will go 12 years ago soo s stuff new family member 13 years ago stigmum praying for the 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