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southern comfort sit the fuck down and relax a spell southern comfort sit the fuck down and relax a spell friday freaky tales february 27 2009 my dear ladies and gentlemen today i d like to talk about toys two weeks ago i gave you tenga eggs and today i give you even more toys to double your pleasure lets face it in this day and age where stds are running rampant and most potential partners have ho tendencies its important we know how to take care of ourselves self love its hella important fortunately we live in a day and age where technology is catching up or advancing in many cases both our sexual experiences and our well genital care unfortunately this blog isn t bout the next great sex toy it s in fact about the worst toys devices out today you know you re curious so read on read the rest of this entry posted in bullshit debauchery completely unimportant but had to post something pillow talk sexy fun time 6 comments friday freaky tales february 12 2009 same freak new spot but i m sayin its always fun to find new spots its been awhile so i know i should ply you with sweet talk beg your forgiveness for leaving you so abruptly but lets skip the niceties and just get right down to it like i showed up at your door buck nekkid under a trench coat with a bottle of henny in one hand and handcuffs in the other i know how you like it baby read the rest of this entry posted in bullshit debauchery captain save a ho is off duty pay attention boys girls pillow talk sexy fun time 19 comments its good to be home january 14 2009 im back motherfuckers posted in uncategorized 13 comments some news december 11 2007 where has my slackin ass been the question of the day i know its been a long time i promised last time i left not to do it again it was for a good reason not really a few of my blogging brethren and i are teaming up to launch http www alumnah com a network where we can all continue to spread our messages but hopefully make a buck or two at the the same time you can catch me there a few times a week and i ll still be updating here as well as much as i can but check us out at alumnah we got some great things cooking over there oh and click the ads when you re there our bank accounts will thank you posted in news you can t use one time for ya mind pay attention boys girls 2 comments southern comfort gift giving guide november 25 2007 its holiday time are you ready to spend all your money are you one of the fools who waited in line to go shopping at 5 00am on black friday instead of using a day off for its true purpose fyi that would be sleeping late and getting laid are you eagerly waiting oprah s latest favorites things episodes so you can feel poor and unworthy because you can t buy your mom the 8 990 cashmere teflon baking mitts have no fear we here at southern comfort don t believe in spending a lot of money on the people we love our friendship is enough so we ve put together a handy gift guide for all the important people in your life not only will this make you re shopping much easier it s cheaper more fun and allow you to save time to a sleep late b get laid c waste time on the internet read the rest of this entry tags gift guide posted in completely unimportant but had to post something sexy fun time the random goods 18 comments one time for the hos november 15 2007 unless you have been living under a rock boycott consumerism or are fortunate enough to reside in a country that doesn t begin preparing to celebrate the capitalistic holiday season in september you are well aware that christmas is indeed coming read the rest of this entry tags australia capitalism christmas holiday hos imus political correctness santa posted in bullshit debauchery captain save a ho is off duty news you can t use one time for ya mind political buffoonery the random goods trilluminati c e 17 comments fuckin up october 31 2007 the old adage states money can t buy you happiness those of us on the lower end of the economic spectrum like to joke that we d be willing to sacrifice ourselves in the name of science to test whether or not that theory is actually fact or jus a tool that the haves use to make the rest f us feel better as we struggle to make ends meet and pay bills while they take the elevator up to the private movie theater in their 4 story condo read the rest of this entry posted in news you can t use one time for ya mind the random goods you just came for breakfast on your way to eskay s 24 comments news you may have missed october 26 2007 you know the drill weird shit in the world read the rest of this entry posted in bullshit debauchery completely unimportant but had to post something news you can t use the random goods 26 comments the monogamy myth october 25 2007 birds do it some fish do it we do it a least we try to do it no you dirty bastards i m not talking about sex this time most of us do more than just try to do that i m referring to the m word monogamy read the rest of this entry posted in one time for ya mind pay attention boys girls pillow talk 29 comments make it rain october 22 2007 there is a movement afoot one that can only be traced back to the war on hip hop it s a subwar of sorts a war on one of hip hop s favorite pastimes no not gun collecting stripping strippers are under attack in atlanta the city government is practicing nothing short of ageism decreeing that all clubs that serve alcohol cannot hire workers under 21 in st maarten health officials are accusing a stripper of spreading tuberculosis to over 40 people read the rest of this entry posted in bullshit debauchery captain save a ho is off duty completely unimportant but had to post something sexy fun time 43 comments older entries pages about archives february 2009 january 2009 december 2007 november 2007 october 2007 september 2007 august 2007 july 2007 june 2007 search blog stats 80 260 hits recent posts friday freaky tales friday freaky tales its good to be home some news southern comfort gift giving guide 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