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lly fit s into a stocking this year i decided not to wait until christmas eve to get everything done and so when i came across this site santatool advertising on facebook i was at first a little wary as i am of most sites that advertise on social media looking up which company they appear to be under the umbrella of i t appears they might run a bona fide business so then i look at all the comments i see the moderator who goes by the names santatool and santascrape very kindly takes the time to answer the most perfect questions any company could ever hope to be asked from a marketing perspective and subsequently responds with the most perfect answers we all would like to hear including an assurance that delivery would be made before christmas in fact the confirmation stated it would only be 2 5 days by dhl as they apparently have manufacturing and distributing facilities in canada where i am as well the us australia so i think to myself i think well it seems safe enough i couldn t have been more wrong facebook message this time about santascrape from another unsuspecting customer against the better judgement i would usually exercise i bought the santatool but only because it wasn t like i was making a major purchase about which i would be a lot more sceptical of sending large amounts of money to after which a message popped up to inform me i d unlocked a special deal for a nother tool a santascrape used to de ice your vehicle s windscreen yay score the video and again the comments look great so i also decided to purchase this neat little thing as a stocking stuffer for another friend altogether they cost j ust shy of cad 30 00 n ot bad for a couple of little stocking stuffers i thought very pleased with myself that i wouldn t have to go out any more than i needed to in a covid infected world duly i received an email confirming both orders with a link to track them but not through dhl as one might expect and which is always suspect no this tracking was only on santatool s own website they said it would arrive between 16 th and 20 th december cool i thought very efficient true to what they assured customers about on their facebook post s again i couldn t have been more wrong i checked the tracking every day a page stating the items were out for delivery until it didn t and that message was replaced by the most ridiculously specific excuse i have ever seen from any company a message i feel is purely intended to give people all the feels to make them not complain when products bought for christmas didn t show up anywhere near the promised delivery times oh that poor driver puts it all into perspective doesn t it one can just hear the most gullible say i wonder how many times they ve used this over the years needless to say i found it laughable that even if it were true and you can make your own mind up about that message r egardless i mean w hat professional company would actually write such a thing on their so called tracking in my mind and not because i can normally detect suspicious behaviour a mile away i don t believe a word of it what i personally believe is that santatool s promise to deliver before christmas is a ruse to get people to buy and people throughout the facebook ad comments asked will this be delivered in time for christmas to which they are told not to worry it will be there on time delivery 2 5 days yaaay not update so now it is the last week in january and the shopify page that took me to tracking above and the chat box that appeared on that page no longer exists screenshots of the chats i had below but rest assured i will be keeping an eye on whatever site s appears christmas 2021 this is what the link they sent me leads to now i thought about buying the domain myself to throw well a spanner in their works see what i did there we ll see now these items are no good to me after christmas they are intended as stocking stuffers after all i bought them in good faith based on the assurance they would arrive before christmas i ordered in very good time on 13 th december even if they were to be a little late it wouldn t matter sh t happens i get it but it begs the obvious question why these items are now taking up to an entire month to get here even if that poor driver was killed why don t they just send replacements in another 2 5 days isn t there a driver who wasn t killed the reason of course in my opinion is that they were always intended to take a month if they would even ever arrive at all t heir listed head office of course is in china no surprise there really and i rather suspect there is no facility in any of the countries they mentio n i suspect because if people knew these items were being shipped from china cheapo novelties like these couldn t possibly be expedited across the world in a matter of days it just wouldn t make financial sense the slow boat to china saying suddenly makes sense or in this case from china but anyway still working on the fake 2 5 days delivery premise if they re going to take a month then i can simply cancel and get a refund ri gh t t hey obviously haven t sent them ye t r ight but of course that is much too logical when dealing with a cowboy outfit like this one appears to be so i employ the use of their chatbot which states i would normally receive a reply in a matter of hours i think cool they re busy maybe at the driver s funeral or something i can wait but then the entire day goes by i send more messages i send emails n o reply zilch i then decide to comment on their facebook post to warn others that everything they are being told there by santatool may not be as promised dunno why just a feeling really that s when i notice t hat t hose perfect email questions all sound oddly similar you know just the right kind of questions albeit to my suspicious mind seeming a little manufactured many comments have the same slight misuse of english grammar that santatool santascrape use in their various r esponses to people on their facebook ads now i can t quite work out how they can have so many different facebook users commenting if that were the case as when i look in depth into some they do seem to be older accounts with what appear to be genuine posts unless of course i was just really unlucky and chose genuine comments to look into from people who ve received these items in the past or there is some way to make it look genuine like people on twitter do to appear to have more followers nonetheless that s beside the point there are absolutely incredible reviews on that facebook post though even one person drowning in a car who didn t need any strength at all to use this small santatool to easily smash the window and escape have you ever seen videos of people trying to do that like for real apparently it s quite impossible but hey this kind commenter on facebook just tapped the glass no less wow good for them thank you santatool well worth the 20 00 they spent we should all keep one of these things in the car in case google maps goes a little psycho drives us into a lake over the ocean or a windy cliff others have ordered multiple tools can you believe i couldn t 5 6 of them even that s how fantastic these things must be s ome people say they want even more to keep handy all over the house because you ll never know when you ll need one to boot the people who received them as gifts are apparently positively orgasmic over them it really is the best christmas ever and it s all due to these tiny little novelty tools why spend money on anything else ever again maybe santa himself enchanted these gadgets at the north pole who knows for sure magic is real after all well according to my 10yr old nephew but you know what my less than complimentary comments were deleted within a minute if only they d been that quick to respond on their chatbot or to one of my many emails but still they were probably grieving the driver s untimely demise and the loss of all the products they said got smashed on his truck i thought it strange though reading through all these amazing comments that while there were some angry face emoticons there was no negative comments to accompany them emoticons can t be deleted which sucks for santatool but it also made me realise that i have wondered about this before with other sponsored ads on facebook why so many angry emoticons but only positive comments now i know and so do you they re simply deleted the moderator santatool and undoubtedly simultaneously santascrape obviously gets rid of any comment that expose s what are most likely lies in my opinion as are any poor reviews such as the usually congenial santa tool scrape moderator apparently did with my own comments and even that of one lady who was also asking if they d be delivered for christmas who thanked me for letting her know because she actually got to see my message before it vanished from all existence glad i helped at least one person from being scammed with regard to delivery times typical of the question asked about delivery and the response but then two can play at the deletion game in terms of actual delivery i can t speak to that as of course i never received these items regardless like i said they are cancelled as far as i m concerned i want ed my money back but also wanted to express my dissatisfaction as a matter of principal and not just with santatool scrape why do facebook and other sites allow these sites to advertise i was in touch with facebook about s antatool and while they thanked me for reporting them and said i was entirely right to we all know facebook don t really care still it wasn t enough i hated the appalling lack of customer service from santatool scrape and i needed to have it out with them i just hate stuff like that and my ocd disposition just won t do an elsa and let it go i never watched that movie incidentally so hopefully the reference is accurate enough i spent another day sending messages through the chatbot as well sending emails but still received no response whatsoever i assured santatool scrape i was not going away and i started sending any message at all to get their attention until finally someone did respond nice as pie although i think it might have been the mention of trump that did it hi s how are you doing today or something to that effect the nicety despite the fact someone calling themselves john louis can see all my many previous messages demanding a refund as well my messages about taisha the bachelorette and i f you re so inclined or bored you can read all the screenshot messages of how i decided to bug this company into answering me at the bottom of this page right now i don t have the time to format these into some neat little orderly pile but i will eventually i published this given that the company actually had the gall to email me to ask if i have done yet what i threatened five days ago when i told them my next move would be to flood social media starting with a blog post long story short though i then explained in civil terms i wanted a refund for their failure to hold up their end of our agreement t hey gave no excuse simply stating i had a greed to their policies by using their company and that refunds are only given after the customer receives the product wtf i mean like wt actual f i informed them that terms and conditions like theirs do not form a legal contrac t companies can state they demand your first born or your soul in exchange for a bar of soap all they like if they wanna but it s not legally binding s antatool did not live up to their end of the agreement in that they promised christmas themed items delivered to me prior to christmas and therefore anything they think they may have legally under written on their website to counteract any kind of claim would be null and void even if it were a legal contract which again i stress it is not and which my credit card company entirely agreed with so as to promptly refund me they failed to live up to their end it is clear to me personally that this company simply take advantage of us at christmas and i suspect throughout the year with whatever other products they hock as far as i can see they spew lies and mislead unsuspecting consumers with false information that this company if indeed that s what we are dealing with here knows they want to hear but with no intention of following through i warned santatool i will do everything in my power to inform possible future consumers of my experience with their practises not only for this year but for perpetuity with the help of modern technology social media and the use of tools like metatags which would easily be picked up by google from anyone doing a search for their products in the future such as how you might have found this page but i guess they didn t believe me however can you believe john louis if indeed that is his real name and incidentally differing only from the john lewis department store in london by the removal of a vowel and the insertion on a consonant even emailed me after five days of silence for my part enjoying my time off for christmas knowing i have my refund already but not actually forgetting my promise to ask if i actually followed through wow i guess they felt a little smug that i had made just an empty threat nah i don t make them they don t know me even though i told them at the time they don t know me but if they did well then i m one of those people who can hold a grudge for eternity not to say i always do just that i can but i will in this case how not to interact with a dissatisfied customer i guess you have your answer now you complete tosser ahem anyhoo how professional is that re their comment not mine judge for yourself if this is a company you want to send your money to of course i was always going to post this blog and perhaps this completely unprofessional cowboy outfit underestimate the damage a little post like this can do but trust me while i don t use this blog much at all having removed the many posts i wrote over the years i do nonetheless see the thousands of visitors that viewed the page i wrote for the last company that done me wrong i guess blogging is still useful for some things metatags and labels are wonderful little tools even more useful than the santatool i would wager and what is even more wonderful is that as they crawl the labyrinths of the internet infusing themselves into the nooks and crannies of the ones and zeroes like little mini viruses gaining findability momentum throughout the search engines how great is that just in time for next christmas and the one after that and the one after that so whether you read blogs or not this post in the future will surface like a corpse in the dead sea for anyone searching either for santatool or santascrape it will rise right to the top incidentally here s a site i don t believe i s part of the same company that sells the exact same thing what i like about them is that they re actually honest about the amount of time they take to send th...