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run aground skip to main skip to sidebar run aground monday december 15 2008 mcdonalds i haven t posted in forever so i hope there is no one reading this anymore if you have been reading this hoping for another skeptical take on rustimiyan life two points 1 i am home so this post is my external internal dialogue and 2 you really should get out more i just spent two hours studying clincal head and neck at mcdonalds that place amazes me i had a coupon for a free southern chicken sandwich with the purchase of a beverage mixing the dollar menu with coupons should be illegal but they haven t closed that loophole yet so i spent a dollar six and got coffee a sandwich and a place to study for two hours i did get alot of studying done but i also had a lot of nagging thoughts that are coming together and i hope they will more by my writing them down young people or people my age which is more youngish i concede love to speak ill of mcdonalds super size me is a movie that slanders this american miracle by saying that you will get high colesterol by eating super sized meals three times a day really duh but many of my friends and much of america s youth has seized on this obvious observation of the results of excess to condemn mcdonalds by failing to condemn stupidity and excess they are missing one of the major points that brings contentment and joy in life mcdonalds in my mind is not a symbol of excess but a symbol of anti starbucksism let me explain mcd s has posted a billboard outside starbucks headquarters in seattle that says fourbucks is dumb i don t think mcd s knows how deep that is but when i heard it i smiled for the next 45 minutes as i drove in to work here is why starbucks caters to the young trying to convince them that if they just spend way too much on rainforest friendly coffee they will remain forever young if you look at their lines you will disagree because there are quite a few over the hillers who buy 4 coffee but i have a different meaning for young young people are idealistic they think the world can be changed they are the fools who think their generation will be the one which finally sets the world right and avoids getting old yes every generation since adam has gotten old and died but we won t we are different we are enlightened we will hang on to youth forever we can save the rainforest drink organic coffee have power careers and perfect kids shop at jcrew drive hybrids or suv s or hybrid suv s save the environment and be cool all at once we eschew minivans wal mart and mcd s we are open minded and caring even while we charitably pity and uncharitably scorn those who have given up on ushering in the eschaton those who drive their kids through the mcd s drive through and shop at wal mart will alternately be scoffed at for their unsophistication and hated for standing in the way of youth s utopia starbucks seeks to perpetuate this stupidity as do many in the utopian organic whole foods myth perpetuating industry the world they want you to believe is not fallen and decaying or it would not be except for the unenlightened we can change it yes we can most people have historically end up leaving the youthful phase when they get a job and get a family starbucks has pushed that age later in life than it used to be but most still do grow up here is where old people eating breakfast at mcd s is my beacon of contentment when people realize that you cannot both feed your family and shop at whole food or drink 4 coffee or fit car seats in a prius they get angry how many people resent their minivan how many look forward to their kids being out of the house so they can again drive in their priuii and drink overpriced coffee how many go in debt by putting overpriced coffee on their over used credit cards they do this when they could be enjoying life by eating breakfast at mcd s for a dollar six how many people my age are angry because it has finally hit them that the minivan and snotty kids is as good as it gets in this life but old people who go into mcd s and wear their wrangler s they bought at wal mart i found a pair for 14 74 have seen something that the young have missed once you let go of youth you see that this is as good as it gets and it is great yeah the coffee may have a hint of turpentine in it but it is hot and you can afford it sure if you eat supersized meals every day you may get high colesterol but the dollar menu allows you to eat out and give your wife a break from the dishes being content with mcd s as many old people are means that you can have joy in a world that is not and will not be utopia during this lifetime receiving what god has given with greatfulness rather than buying on credit what he has not is what old people do do you think that just maybe they have figured something out old people have been young and they have been old young people have never been old old people are happy to spend the morning drinking coffee off the dollar menu young people are frantic to hold on to their youth and 4 coffee i ll take old any day posted by submarine saildier at 5 39 am no comments saturday october 6 2007 the end is near today was the last bub killer weekly meeting that i will ever have to attend in the navy lord willing now i just have one day and a wake up and hopefully no chances to do anything memorable for a second i was going to get sentimental but it is impossible to have any nostalgia after having sat through a three hour meeting one interesting note is that the battalion commander who is also nearing his time to go home ended the meeting by talking about three very optimistic meetings he has had with iraqi police chiefs in the last week one police chief who never has anything positive to say except about himself had an optimism that was notable to bc if i happen to get out of here on my birthday that will be the best birthday present i have received in many years posted by the queen at 6 22 am 4 comments friday october 5 2007 one more last today i took my laundry in for the last time at rusty the laundry contract ran out since the fiscal year is over so a new company came in while they were switching out washing machines the laundry facility was closed for three days accordingly there was a long line to turn in laundry today i am not sure if it will even be done but i won t wait around for it since i never want to wear my army issue battle pajamas again anyway posted by the queen at 7 00 am no comments thursday october 4 2007 my favorite person in this hemisphere my replacement arrived yesterday he is an air force captain because he will relieve me in five days i think he is cool posted by the queen at 5 00 am no comments tuesday october 2 2007 a win win win win situation i might as well have won the lottery yesterday we change our clocks and there was once again the embarrassing confusion about falling back that we had about springing forward word was passed and repassed about the day clocks would change with the last word i got being that the change would be two days ago this means that i changed my clocks a day earlier than planned and thus got an extra hour of sleep two nights ago and then last night the real time change happened and i got another extra hour of sleep if you are reading this in the comfort of a home that you actually want to live in you did not get the extra hour of sleep either last night or the night before i do not mean to flaunt my well rested good fortune when you are tired from a normal night but my extra hours did not come at your expense please no hard feelings here is where jealousy and hard feelings might be justified i will get another night with an extra hour because i will be home the first sunday in november so i will have had a 25 hour day at home without having to have had a 23 hour day to make up for it before you try to make yourself feel better by bringing me down by point out that i have not really gained an extra hour since i am beginning the year in eastern standard time and i will be ending the year in eastern standard time so i didn t really gain three hours realize that there is a fourth win in this time switching situation when i fly home i will only have crossed seven time zones instead of eight so i will have less jet lag to deal with this time change good fortune makes a year in iraq worth it posted by submarine saildier at 5 44 am 1 comment monday october 1 2007 the birthday continues i am being overwhelmed with cards books and snacks thank you for them all even if you just did it to support kate s nefarious plan to force me to admit my thirty ness you win i m thirty or will be soon lord willing one packaged i received contained organic beef jerky i will be forced to get my preservatives and artificial hormones elsewhere hardly a challenge for me i note that the package says best if consumed within three days of opening not a problem another funny marking on a package of cookies i received now better tasting doesn t leave much room for guessing what the research department found about their previous recipe i am glad to report that the package is completely correct posted by the queen at 4 58 am no comments saturday september 29 2007 the slippery slope to anarchy today i broke one of my cardinal rules because i want to be ready to go to bed at a moments notice i do not allow myself caffeine after noon that is i know a little conservative but when it comes to being awake when you want to be asleep you can never be too far on the side of sleep at about 1300 today the chaplain and the commo were walking out to go to the coffee shop and happened to ask if i would i wanted to come along being inherently cheap and well supplied with coffee by friends and family i have not paid for coffee or food since leave why buy what you already have even more than i am cheap i am perceptive queue laugh track so i knew that the chaplain and the commo were really asking if i wanted to hang out as the kids say these days friendship is worth paying for so i graced them with my presence i am always self conscious when i order coffee at coffee shops because i cannot keep the tall grande and vente sizes straight also the coffee aficionados order with such grace tall skin mocha grande frappe with whip add one shot espresso or however they say it i know that the baristas at the starbucks back at the states sense that i cannot tell the difference between mcdonald s special blend and the organic eco friendly light roast summer french blend from ecuador even though i am the customer i am not right when i order so i overcame my fear and ordered as best i could i specified decaf when i ordered my double mocha over ice and the third country national scoffed at me with his eyes in a barista way the sneer was not as pronounced as i would have gotten in the states but a coffee shop is a coffee shop and baristas have standards that apparently are international and span all languages no decaf sir iraq is not burger king and you don t always get it your way besides the chaplain and commo were laughing at me since their standards of sleep hygiene are not up to mine i gave in and had caffeine and the chaplain and commo were grateful for my company posted by submarine saildier at 6 59 am no comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom blog archive 2008 1 december 1 mcdonalds 2007 148 october 5 september 21 august 23 july 9 june 16 may 28 april 26 march 17 february 1 january 2 contributors submarine saildier the queen