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theangriestlittleunicorn on tumblr explore communities change palette sign up log in the marshmallow nymph theangriestlittleunicorn i m a unicorn i have things to be angry about age 30 s pronouns she her they them i mostly reblog stuff i like expect a lot of cute animals i also post about witchcraft and crochet and books and food and mental health and whatever check out my craft blog over at thecraftiestlittleunicorn tumblr com ask me anything follow posts theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged yandereleorio sport news daily follow well maybe i am the faggot america 10 1 597 3 265 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged just the mage orcarriagesthatwork follow i think about this cake every day tizzymcwizzy sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious microsuedemouse op i hope you don t mind me making an addition when i turned 17 we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party as we d done many times before if you wanted something written on the cake you d write it into a section of the order form we requested very simply happy birthday courtney when we went to pick it up the day of the party this is what we got the bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this the order form attached to the box very clearly did not contain any of those extra names whomever had done the writing was no longer in so there was no one to ask how this had happened the fact that the name juan is misspelled bewilders me to this day i ve never seen miley without the e either but it s believable that someone might spell it that way did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where i m one quarter of a set of hispanic quadruplets dyslexic hispanic quadruplets maybe this cake became the focal point of my party at least two of my friends regularly called me courtney mily jaun pablo for years to come my siblings and i still reference it sometimes eleven years later it is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life and may well remain so for the rest of my days i love a botched cake helenarth one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store it was done up with red icing and little x s for kisses and in the middle it said no one like you now it took us a while to realise it meant there is no one like you at first we all parsed it as a botched no one like s you for ages after when we d wind each other up we d declare no one like you ️ itseasytoremember i just feel like it s important to post the sacred texts 126 132 189 139 933 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged byjove follow 32 1 022 3 382 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged xenacorruptionarc apollos boyfriend follow i m gonna cry it s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn t have been older than like 3 4 was proudly holding this giant umbrella whose diameter was as tall if not taller as the kid both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an adult task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about apollos boyfriend hastily made artist s recreation in the five minutes it took to get to my stop smol fangirl bean 1 48 843 65 101 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged ane doodles mcsryaoihell follow my bonnies 45 13 330 17 396 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged mollyjames jabberding0 follow wei weaving is a chinese artist nepharim tree 130 25 713 36 376 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged mollyjames escuerzoresucitado follow wardoffthenight sven sauer deviation the installation consists of 1 200 glass shards each of which is aligned by hand the train is moved centimeter by centimeter and each new glass shard is turned into the correct position so that the beam of light is directed to the next glass shard as soon as the train starts moving this creates a chain reaction of light 20 10 059 11 643 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged yandereleorio homunculus argument follow i think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf they were actually all attempting to murder him first but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other and instead of killing him only gave him the shits and due to having the shits he couldn t go hunting that day like he had planned foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off the whole mystery isn t about who could have done it or how but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded terriwriting sherlock holmes and the case of perhaps we d best leave this one alone watson there appears to be an excess of armed maniacs in the vicinity copperbadge when i was in high school a friend of mine would host murder mystery dinners once or twice a year they were the kind you could buy as a kit i don t even know if they exist anymore and everyone was assigned or chose a character then received a booklet of clues to share the idea was to spend an evening in a one shot larp designed like an agatha christie novel i was a year above most of them at school so they threw a goodbye murder mystery for me just before graduation and about 2 3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim the game then shifted from whodunnit to who succeeded in dunninit which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games after we solved it we discovered that the game wasn t from a kit the host had written it herself and meticulously printed out the booklets in replica style of the kits it was the best going away party i think i could possibly have had 151 14 279 27 126 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged ursamajors timemachineyeah follow spirit animal is racist patronus was invented by a transphobe i think it s time we all suck it up and say what we mean fursona xxlovelynovaxx deactivated20241 i know this is a jokey post rip ops notes but a fursona is typically an animal representation of yourself not an external animal that is strongly meaningful to you and your life journey i ve seen daemon and familiar proposed but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post may i suggest spiritual tamagotchi timemachineyeah do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment 113 95 835 97 127 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged dat soldier animalssittingoncapybaras follow otter sits on a capybara 20 7 751 10 428 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged vindavlad rot topic 11 12 584 17 104 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged yandereleorio oneheadtoanother follow 21 7 196 16 213 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged yandereleorio nobrashfestivity follow minnie adkins black bear 6 2 668 4 294 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged dat soldier draconym follow i saw the most incredible dog at the farmer s market please everyone guess what this dog s pedigree is my guess was incorrect draconym this was my guess as well it is something else draconym congratulations to you this is a dachshund samoyed draconym www reddit com yes it was an accidental litter 143 16 152 25 421 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged laserbobcat bestiolin follow lyn chao yu 6 441 9 628 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged dat soldier dailycatsblog 81 10 477 29 173 theangriestlittleunicorn reblogged dat soldier spinningabout follow spinning right from the bunny he was off course naturally shedding and was perfectly content to let me take the fiber from him dragongoddessoffate can t let that hide in the comments 44 24 015 30 232 you are using an unsupported browser and things might not work 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