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the childless mom the childless mom pages home lingo costs ivf 1 icsi calendar ivf 2 icsi calendar ivf 3 fet calendar ivf icsi 4 about me saturday october 26 2013 cheat on a blood test being off of metformin made me nervous with my upcoming gestational diabetes test i did the short test and my bloodwork came back on the borderline so my dr ordered the long test ugh i wondered if there was a way to cheat on a blood test i did not want to have to shoot up any more than i already had to get pregnant i did my best to cut back on all sugar several days before the test and i continued to walk each evening as i had been throughout the entire pregnancy it was as close to cheating as i could arrange the long test came back fine no shots for me and i continued to walk eat well at 8 55 am no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest tuesday october 8 2013 it s a girl we found that out on may 29 2012 at our 18 week appointment everything looked good measured right on time and there was a good strong heartbeat i had noticed that my frequency of peeing had gone up but other than that no real changes were to be reported i was wearing maternity clothes but wasn t really popping out just kind of getting bigger all over i told the kids at my youth center that i was having a girl in a creative way at our cookout party for the end of the school year my co worker made cupcakes that were pink in the middle and put blue icing on half of them and pink on the other half they had to pick the cupcake with the icing of the color that they thought we were having when they bit into their cupcake they saw that it was pink and we were having a girl the kids and their parents thought that was a really cute way to tell them at 5 53 pm 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest sunday december 2 2012 pregnancy i ve never ok so we re going to play a little virtual game maybe you ve played it before it s called i ve never the rules of the game are simple i m going to make an i ve never statement usually this game is a drinking game although since i was pregnant when i started this post we re just going to play on here and pretend it s almost like i can taste that chocolate martini assuming we were all together enjoying drinks of choice you have to drink if the statement doesn t apply to you here s an example i say i ve never checked my mailbox if you have ever checked your mailbox you drink ready i ve never gagged so hard while brushing my teeth that i puked thus having to start over on brushing my teeth one drink for me i ve never coughed or sneezed in public and peed my pants two drinks for me i ve never told a co worker to get into my purse to get out a piece of gum and told her to overlook the spare pair of underwear i carry in there just in case i pee myself in public again three drinks i ve never gotten up more than 5 times a night to pee four drinks i ve never woken up in the morning with my nightgown crusted to my chest five drinks i ve never had to have someone put my shoes on me because i can t bend over to tie them six drinks i ve never been envious of people who get more ultrasounds than me seven drinks i ve never googled images of ultrasounds at each week of pregnancy to see what our baby looks like eight drinks i ve never wondered if there was a way to cheat on a glucose test nine drinks i ve never had a former classmate who is now an ob gyn fill in for my dr and check to see if i m dilated ten drinks i ve never flashed all my friends male female with the back of a hospital gown left open eleven drinks i ve never stressed about getting my blood pressure taken twelve drinks i ve never noticed that my belly button is off center thirteen drinks and the best for last i ve never gotten out of the bathtub gagged so hard while brushing my teeth that i peed down my clean leg and had to get back in the bathtub oh hell i might as well just drink the whole bottle feel free to play along and add your own at 1 53 pm 2 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest saturday december 1 2012 i laughed out loud a couple months after we found out that ivf round 3 worked i was out with my staff for a meeting over lunch my staff and i usually go off site and talk a little about work and a lot about life during these few cherished moments away from work over lunch we had just gotten our lunches and sat down when my newest staff member said that she had an announcement she looked up and said that she was pregnant and due nov 27th exactly one month after i am due all the rest of my staff around the table were very quiet know what i did i laughed out loud and then i proceeded to blurt out how does that happen can you draw me a diagram she knew what i had gone through to get pregnant and laughed too the whole staff did now mind you my co worker is in her late 20s has a college education and two jobs however she is not married and just recently began seeing this guy who we don t think is a great guy we came to find out later in the conversation that it happened the night they met due to a little too much alcohol and too little protection she was actually a bit embarrassed telling us saying that her family had given her such a hard time because she was always giving her nieces and nephews the you have to use protection talk how s that entire story for irony at 4 53 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest older posts home subscribe to posts atom the childless mom welcome i hope you get as much enjoyment reading this as i do out of writing it please feel free to comment i love to read your thoughts about my rants if you need to send me a message please email me at joey_lei at hotmail dot com the childless mom hubby me june 14 2003 ttc history 9 97 hubby i began dating 6 03 wedding day 8 07 decided to start trying 6 10 consult with general practitioner 7 10 consult with ob gyn 8 10 found out i have pcos 9 10 found out hubby has cavd 11 10 consult with re specialist 3 11 hubby s sperm retrieval surgery 5 11 ivf icsi 1 bfn 1 embryo frozen 9 11 ivf icsi 2 bfn 2 embryos frozen 2 12 ivf 3 fet 1 bfp 10 12 healthy beautiful baby girl born 9 13 ivf icsi 4 blog archive 2013 2 october 2 cheat on a blood test it s a 2012 43 december 2 november 1 october 2 may 4 april 4 march 3 february 16 january 11 2011 106 december 4 november 4 october 11 september 10 august 2 july 2 june 10 may 30 april 12 march 16 february 5 links blogs 999 reasons to laugh at infertility cycle sista lost and found and connections abound stirrup queen s list of blogs followers the best of the adoption loss infertility blogs of 2011 total pageviews simple theme powered by blogger