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my innermost sanctum my innermost sanctum they say rock is dead so that makes me a dinosaur then a creaking rockin dinosaur that is me blog guardian that if i do get me arse round to loch ness i ll pitch up a tent on the shores and then lay in wait for nessie to show up and when it does i ll get a t shirt done with the words i came i saw and i went utterly gobsmacked nessie a canny creature that swing low sweet chariot nuff said come again guide to british slang s how not to beat around the bush not that one so that everyone around the blue marble will live happily and harmoniously ever after some sparklin gems by a certain b mctavish copyrighted housework not only dulls your senses it kills off whatever s left of your braincell s as well especially the good ones war is but an excuse for a a massive land grab b an ego trip so why should i die for my islet country to boost some twattin cunt s standing the diff between a colleague and a cow orker is the huge gulf of intelligence that divides em the universal translator for clueless brazilian s or anyone else with expired visa s who may possibly be confronted by gun wieldin plain clothes copper s ack newsflash new still evolving human species found the recently found homonid species that excites many a boffin has been traced to the wee islet classified as homo mongoloidis they ain t exactly a paleoanthropological find rather a still evolvin sub species that is a livin example of the bluemarble wide motor neuron regression malady that inflicts homo sapien s and homo sapien s only apparently contrary to widely held popular belief the mongoloidis bit refers to mong as opposed to mongoloid though their slight resemblance to the latter is but the merest of coincidence trivia the wee isle can be found in a wee corner of south east asia perching just above the equator wee island standard time wist is gmt 08 00 est 12 00 pst 15 00 and yes em wee islanders enjoy perpetual sunshine all year round with the occasional tropical rains thrown in for good measure and if you wonder how come some of them or this blog seemed remotely british here s why moi 38 yr old once upon tech geek online poet haikuist still basking in her glorious not too distant past as an amateur road hockey left winger with 4 goals 5 assists and 6 goals against to her name a massive footy hockey rugby nut and soon enough cricket with a thing for english chappies and english chappies only nursing a burning ambition to own a wee footy club or an irish pub so that she can get trolleyed on quaff her favourite guinness and perhaps warble with a resident indie rock band to be known as the beanbag s can t decide still if she should play the keyboard or the bass or become the centre of attention ie the lead warbler shameless selfadvertising bits n scraps intp guinness is good fer ye thinker observer leader asserter intense and cerebral ahem the mctavish tartan aye ahm from the heelands not there s more haggis tales haggis recipes listen highland cathedral listen scotland the brave the clan mctavish bits ere and there click the mixed bag in sixty seconds larfs the adventures of a nikon f 801 send me a fanmail i beseech ye stimulants click one word the local sky sports kippy uppy are you a kicking king the brains trust unreliable facts spot the ball reads science technology click ananova science and discovery backbone the economist science tech genetically modified food news the lancet nasa exploring the universe nature new scientist our molecular future pc magazine pc world popular science slashdot reads military history click archaeoblog uk archaeology the battle of monte cassino bbc in depth depleted uranium castles of britain church crawler the f22 raptor the history guy prelude to the invasion wwii reads business politics click arabs for israel bitterlemons org brandchannel com the economist the fabian society the mckinsey quarterly newsfeed click the age ananova news bbc news the boston globe the business times cnn daily telegraph the economist from the web guardian unlimited the independent international herald tribune the magazine monitor manchester online the northerner the observer the sydney morning herald guaranteed makin grown men cry click planet rugby cosmo league the wee island seven s futsal planet rugby world cup rugby heaven rugby football union football 365 national hockey league piccie galleries click breanagh mc t marcus scott simon morris stock xchng bbc sport photo galleries bbc week in pictures bbc contributors snaps freefoto com united kingdom bbc cumbria photo galleries intelligent lifeform s click aarrgghhh stop the world i want to get off bluetealeaf darkplanet the egypt blog headcase hkmacs mike s random muses the shaky kaiser smidsy through the looking glass to slap the beautiful whalley s world of sport mu nu viennes past moans ie whingein s ramblin s and twaddlin s archived for posterity tribes blogging brits â x blog x philes x â finding time to cram ouch the following set in darkness ian rankin dune the machine crusade brian herbert kevin j anderson hitler s jewish soldiers bryan mark rigg intelligence in war john keegan me life an autobiog of breanagh mct breanagh mctavish and counting ta muchly to movable type 2 64 blog trashed by mandarin achtung this blog expresses the thoughts opinions and whingings of one breanagh mctavish a full time blogger journaler like you so what i m trying to say is this journal is copyrighted stuff and you ain t gonna nick any bit unless you ask me nicely would be grateful if you acknowledge me on yer blog if you happen to stumble upon a link over here also as a guest to this blog i would much appreciate it that you hold yer tongue if you find any postings comments or somesuch offensive to yer sensibilities even if you don t find part or whole of this blog funny may i remind ye that not everyone on this side of the cosmoverse shares yer peculiar sense of humour remember there are all sorts of lifeform s inhabiting this wee planet and yer not the only one who owns the english language nor the only one who comprehends the language well in other words please mind yer manners and leave soonest possible surely you don t wish to be branded as tosser wanker sad git whichever deemed fit oh if you by any chance don t know what tosser or wanker or sad git means i would be more than glad to explain rather than me finding out you acting clever or horror of horrors trying to be funny ha ha which you actually ain t by asking daft questions elsewhere like what the hell is that geddit alternatively i recommend you the oxford or collins english dictionary like i said you ain t the only specimen owning the english language and by the way i do speak eight languages and was a teacher of english as first language are you syndicate this site xml lookin for somethin
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