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the punchy lands embrace your punchy nature the punchy lands embrace your punchy nature blog about the professor chat room wow bad days published april 30 2020 professorish story 38 comments tags bad day save us we will die if we can t find the cherry and just like that there i was now you re probably wondering where i was well i was between a rock and a harder rock i wasn t sure what to say that is and whenever this professor isn t sure what to say he just stares at you like a dumb mouse this is a mouse period don t correct me and just for kicks and gurgles look at this moose well anyways and a sum like i was saying i was between a rock and a very hard rock she looked at me well well well and i said the only thing you can say when you re being pressured i haven t quite decided yet decided she almost shrieked you re not making sense i asked you how are you today and you said i haven t quite decided yet how could you not know how you are hmm and then i yelled just a bit mind look here i said i m not sure how i am and that s a valid response i m not sure how i am because the world is going a bit nuts at the moment i m not sure how i am because i ran into you and i really don t want to see you at all in fact i wouldn t want to see you if it had been a good day imagine how bad it is to see you on a bad day i merely said i wasn t sure because i didn t want to be honest and hurt your feelings and because i didn t want to label the day bad yet but you have forced my hand and you have forced me to make up my mind so here it is in a coconut shell i don t like you i don t like this world and i m having a really dreadful day now good day as i walked away i considered my use of now good day it probably should have been have now bad day huh anyways moral bad days are bad days accept them grow from them hate them and swear plenty share this tweet share on tumblr like loading it s all lies published march 3 2020 professor speaks 60 comments tags 1120s is on my brain i have a bikini pick i m hungry i m still on my couch two years later what happens when truth collides so i haven t died i haven t joined a secret society of awful funnel cakin poets i haven t assassinated a really important tribal leader who is bent on sacrificing his people to some random volcano and i haven t i repeat haven t been up to much really i know shocking isn t it you d think this professor would be up to all sorts of wickedness and dadblamery and the truth is it isn t true when you get old your limbs don t work the same as they used to and i have a special announcement i don t have my lower leg limbs at least they re not working like they used to so for the last two years i ve been sitting on my couch trying to get to a phone to get help alright you win it s all lies the truth is i ve been a bit neglectful but has it really been two years i m fairly ancient now dadblameit alright up to this point i haven t been honest at all you may be wondering where is the lie and where is the truth mr truth walked out on me a long time ago and it s all be lies ever since and mr lie the girl above has taken mr truth s place for years i have lied to myself that i m posting on this blog for years i have lied to myself that i m young and courageous for years i have lied to myself just in general what is the moral to this tale you may ask it s simple when you stop to give it a think or two you mustn t let mr truth walk out on you thank you share this tweet share on tumblr like loading the worst thing in the world published august 15 2018 reallife 24 comments tags alarm clocks are mean getting up early i m giving up no more red lights mean death to death with it all i say why do you have to get up early worst thing in the world okay let s be honest for a split second not that i m not honest for every other second mind what is the worst thing ever you might be tempted to say why the worst thing ever is when a baby lizard is brutally murdered by a snapping turtle who feels encroached upon after eating a hearty breakfast and laying in the sun to aid in the digestion process which is quite finicky to say the least this is true yes but you d be wrong that s second the first worst thing is getting up early very early like 4am early that s bad so so dadblame bad it goes like this the alarm rings and you shut it off after all how dare it wake you up alarm clocks don t look this nice it rings 20 minutes later well it was supposed to ring 20 minutes later but you re pretty sure it s only 5 imagine a clock that can t keep time what s this world coming to you crank your head up and stare at the clock it stares back at you look here you try to reason with it i don t really care if i m late even though i know i have to be there after all sleep is more important than anything else can t you understand that the clock shrugs and moves forward a minute dadblameit you slug you nearly scream i need some understanding the insult must make it mad cause it moves 2 whole minutes forward don t please what else is there but to beg now tears begin to flow another minute fine then you absurd box with red lights i m up and thus begins a day it s an early day and you ve already been ticked off see what i did there by your clock btdubs this is a true story moral i haven t thought one up yet share this tweet share on tumblr like loading you re narrow minded how dare you published july 20 2018 real life story 24 comments tags baby bing bing vs google cherry comedy humor i have a groove i ll bing it i ll eat your food lighthouse narrow minded professor is always right real life tho folks short story this stuff happens to me threw off my groove yo maybe you re just narrow minded she said it bluntly it was so blunt so blunt not that i minded of course the professor never minds but it did throw off my groove if i m completely honest yes the professor usually functions in some sort of groove now here s the thing you see it s not that i was insulted it s just that i wasn t sure what to say previously the professor had been winning the war of words but the line she delivered was a sinker i had to act and act fast so i said the only thing i could think of what was that she sighed gave me a look of annoyance put her hands on her hips and said i said if you think you re always right you re probably a bit narrow minded and then the words i needed came to me in a gust of inspiration i was searching for a gif to put there and this is what popped up i completely agree with this statement look here i began firstly first i m always right because if i wasn t right for one split second why then i d be wrong and if i was wrong why then it would mean i wasn t right and how could that possibly be the case when we just all agreed that i was right when i m right which is pretty much all the time see what i did there lots of words i must admit i said nothing but it sounded like i said something plus ultra cool i said that we all just agreed on what i said which included her that caught her up nice and fluffy but but she said i said nothing professorwins but you might be narrow minded then then we all probably are since we all just agreed i m usually right moral if you re ever not sure what to say say it all and say it quick share this tweet share on tumblr like loading why jumping is overrated published july 17 2018 real life story 48 comments tags comedy dicks dicks isn t a great place fiction hockey hockey stick jumping jumping is overrated professor vj duke red the punchy lands under armour gym bag so okay this is rather a brutal thing to say but you know this professor i can t help myself see sometimes it s best to be brutal you get out what you need to say and you don t have long thinks about it and end up changing your mind have you ever been in a situation where you were quite happy and quite frustrated at once a situation where you were relieved but pretty badly annoyed let me explain you see i had been searching all over for this gym bag it was a red under armour gym bag to be precise aha this be the brute then wonders of wonders i found it it was in the last store i checked too how s that for a dadblamery thus this professor was extremely overjoyed having found the bag but and this is a big but the bag was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy way way way way at the top of a shelf far out of my reach so it was a sticky wicket now there was a fellow about who worked there but he was far off leaning on a table staring this professor s way yes he was taunting me you can t get the bag he seemed to be saying that might be i seemed to be saying back but watch how i end up getting it i ll be honest right away the jumping didn t work gosh i hope i didn t look like that up to this point in my life i must admit i thought i was a rather good jumper you know how it is you fancy you can do something well you even take pride in thinking that you can but the fact is you ve just never really tried so now we all know i can t jump dadblameit you know what forget i even mentioned that after my jumping attempts failed just because my ankle was rather sore that day i moved on to a better solution a hockey stick you see one glance in the fellow s direction proved that he was still leaning on the table but there was a smug look on his face after the attempted jumps dadblame that sore ankle right but once i returned with the hockey stick ah he stood up then and watched the professor fetch his bag moral you don t need to jump when you have a hockey stick share this tweet share on tumblr like loading next page embrace your punchy nature enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email email address join the punchy family join 1 839 other subscribers follow the punchy lands on wordpress com blog stats 122 808 hits join the professor on twitter follow professorvjduke professorish smiley or depends on the day see punchy argot 1 dadblameit 2 humdinger 3 chickit 4 chicky woot woot 5 malediction 6 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