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the quizzical observer the quizzical observer i don t assume that you think the way i do saturday 9 april 2022 a tentative test well this is strange haven t been here for years the old place doesn t look like it used to posted by the quizzical observer at 17 30 0 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest thursday 14 november 2013 green light to build having finished studying prawn recipes i was intrigued to observe the huffington post story claiming that golf courses take up twice as much land as housing well surely this is the best news of the week at one stroke geddit we could free up a lot of land for desperately needed housing at the same time as removing a lot of middle aged white boys with seriously bad dress sense from otherwise attractive landscape it s made of win women should be right behind this notion as we all know how much golf clubs like women not a lot the royal burgess for example the oldest golf club in the world doesn t allow women to enjoy their hallowed acres heaven knows what catastrophe might ensue meanwhile housing is in very short supply and we see the younger generation loading themselves down with enormous debt to get on the housing ladder like they haven t got enough debt what with university fees and all no we need affordable housing more than we need playgrounds for balding bigots in bmws we will rise up led by the bollocks finder generals and take back the lost leys we may have to shoot some of the most vocal protestors but i like to think of it as a cleansing of the gene pool we will in a spirit of fairness gift parcels of currently unused brownfield land to the golf clubs by way of compensation and i hereby present a compelling vision of the future for them clearly this is the sort of environment that chaps who like pastel polo shirts strange trousers and one glove really belong in they can still do business deals network like rutting ferrets and get some fresh air they will give a little badly needed amusement to inner city residents and perhaps even boost the local economy by way of stolen bmws the occasional golf ball through a window will be a fair price to pay women being sensible creatures won t mind being excluded from this scenario as they wouldn t want to be seen dead there it s made of win people posted by the quizzical observer at 22 51 0 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest friday 25 october 2013 nottingham town there s definitely something individual about this city i give you three headlines from the local news all datelined 25 october 2013 carlton man with aquarium in his living room features on channel 4 show nottinghamshire folk are among friendliest in europe it s official father of four threw lizard at man in revenge attack outside beeston pub it ll tell you something about nottingham if i say that i grinned at all of those but wasn t very surprised by any of them posted by the quizzical observer at 21 08 0 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest tuesday 22 october 2013 my bad so the government scorns ed miliband s idea of a 20 month energy price freeze while signing a deal for the hinkley point c nuclear plant in somerset to be built by french and chinese interests that guarantees a fixed price double today s price for its electricity for 35 years no i don t get it i expect i m missing some subtle detail meanwhile facebook are again allowing videos of people being decapitated although they re still apparently banning videos of women breast feeding their babies no don t get that either lacking in insight me posted by the quizzical observer at 23 08 0 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest friday 18 october 2013 someone wants shooting see this is what comes of spending a year in silent meditation studying prawn recipes where to start a while ago i offered up the concept of the bollocks finder general if we had them in office now they d have serious work to do i ll have to be posting quite frequently to cover it all let s get under way the badger cull anyone who remembers the foot mouth epidemic and the official response to it will know that politicians have no idea whatsoever about farming wildlife the countryside or the relevant science and statistics but bless them they re politicians they re not supposed to know too much about anything they d be dangerous if they did however defra the department for the elimination of farming and rural affairs should know something about all those things more precisely those paid by the taxpayer to work at defra should know something about all those things and should be able to offer sensible guidance to our politicians much as those lovely golden labradors steer the blind around but it turns out that defra are more like red setters the most notoriously bouncy loopy braindead dogs ever one step ahead of the politicians admittedly but you take my point so we have a problem with bovine tb the guvmint feel it s become necessary to be seen to do something defra advise that some options are troublesome vaccination of cows illegal for various arcane reasons most of them to do with money vaccination of badgers tricky as they re not good at keeping appointments at the surgery culling of dairy farmers generally felt at westminster to be a temptingly obvious answer but the pr wonks were uneasy about how to present it so defra concludes that the only option is to shoot the badgers those bastards wander round the countryside breathing on cows you see in trial areas trained marksmen are encouraged to go and knock them off following strict rules laid down by those nice people at natural england after a tense period during which lads with shotguns on zero hours contracts aka trained marksmen are blundering around at night pursued by anti cull activists with torches the badgers move the goalposts although it seems a rather small number of badgers have been knocked off that s ok as according to owen paterson secretary of state for environment food and rural fuck ups it s now believed that there weren t that many badgers there to start with so they ve got the right percentage only just in case they re going to extend the cull period so the lads might be able to knock off more of the badgers they don t need to that s right they have no idea what they re doing at this point a bollocks finder general would be hitting the doors of defra hq if you were standing outside as it might be quietly sipping a cup of coffee you would after a few minutes hear a lot of shouting and a few gunshots and maybe after that we might get some clarity of thinking on the whole subject but don t hold your breath unless you re a cow near a badger of course posted by the quizzical observer at 22 41 0 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest thursday 12 september 2013 nurse he s out of bed again oh my i settled down with a bag of prawn crackers and a glass of decent brandy with a white cat on my lap and look what happened more than a year has passed the world seems strangely altered there is much dust on my html console my fingernails have grown rather extravagantly and my beard is unkempt i m not sure where the cat has gone all of this may take some time to comprehend bear with me won t you posted by the quizzical observer at 22 43 0 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest wednesday 11 july 2012 olympic fail apologies for the long lacuna life has been a bit hectic here at the observatory we thought the olympics coming to london was an embuggerance that could only have been surpassed by the olympics coming to our own much fairer city howsomever our electorally anointed ones of all flavours have pushed on with the idea so we have to make the best of the multi billion shindig when it comes to the engineering and construction side we seem to have done pretty well very well in fact it s some of the soft stuff that s going pear shaped i give you exempli gratia the question of security personnel the guvmint having pimped itself once again to g4s for 300 million thanks darling same time next year it seems there won t be enough trained personnel on hand g4s have it seems encountered some issues in relation to workforce supply despite enormously high unemployment and notoriously low pay for security staff g4s have managed not to be able to fulfil this contracted undertaking so the armed forces will have to step in well it s not as if they have anything to do there being only a couple of wars on so that s all right moving swiftly to heathrow ok that s just my little joke as if anyone could move swiftly to or from heathrow but moving on will we be able to get our foreign friends into the country to see the olympics it seems that today a long queue waiting to get through border control at heathrow started a slow hand clap by way of weary comment at the more than two hour delay your man on the bbc report appeared to be american well we accept his point that kind of wait isn t acceptable and it all bodes ill for the olympic influx that said trying to enter america has become notoriously difficult even for people who don t look swarthy and have beards let s imagine the chances of anyone starting a slow hand clap in the border control queue getting into the us of a lightning would strike first i suggest posted by the quizzical observer at 20 48 0 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest older posts home subscribe to posts atom about me the quizzical observer a wide eyed researcher into the world s infinite variety butterfly minded mrs qo view my complete profile some of that infinite variety doctor grumpy in the house driving in circles 5 days ago creeping toad a river in a classroom 5 weeks ago the tears of a clown he is not here he has risen 1 year ago beestonia s blog manic minors guest post by daniel thomas 2 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