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the smatter to amuse and enlighten to amuse and enlighten skip to content the smatter to amuse and enlighten to amuse and enlighten menu primary navigation about the smatter shameless plugs greatest hits home social navigation about the smatter shameless plugs greatest hits home humor politics noise more noise and missed signals you know how sometimes the class clown or some random goth kid wins the high school class presidency just to shake things up that just happened to america continue reading noise more noise and missed signals humor the friendly confines notes on a class reunion if i won the lottery i d travel the world for a while but then i d wander the northwestern campus for the remainder of my days spending hours reading in deering library on dangerously uncomfortable wooden benches continue reading the friendly confines notes on a class reunion humor opinion essays the they listening is a dead art and changing a deader one still continue reading the they entertainment escape now hug later the nostalgia awakens j j abrams should be enshrined in the french legion of honor or whatever the u s equivalent might be continue reading escape now hug later the nostalgia awakens opinion essays travel an american in paris now we soon stumbled into small pods of humans gathered around the makeshift memorials we d seen on tv for the past two weeks the scene washed over us and we were drowning suddenly living an unnecessary history enmeshed in solemn unity continue reading an american in paris now opinion essays travel nous allons à paris punks paris is burning i wish that were some sort of metaphor but it was literally true on friday evening new continue reading nous allons à paris punks humor dept of just sayin peet s cups are pretty festive now let s discuss what s really important here peet s cups do a terrible job of delivering coffee to my mouth continue reading dept of just sayin peet s cups are pretty festive humor the end of things i hate when things end my father never cooked particularly well on the grill but my most delicious childhood memories continue reading the end of things politics travel authenticity or why hipsters love old stuff i was recently wandering through fells point a baltimore neighborhood nestled staunchly between past and present thinking about how old continue reading authenticity or why hipsters love old stuff politics an ohioan speaks out john kasich you are not ohio forgive me but i m going to generalize ohioans are humble you are not humble continue reading an ohioan speaks out travel the graffiti of oslo continue reading the graffiti of oslo opinion essays what if i were serious today s the day that i do we still have ice cream continue reading what if i were serious business humor a taboo financial journey with soundtrack i sit down to write with little focus my digital tunes on random shuffle to provide inspiration sonic youth crashing continue reading a taboo financial journey with soundtrack humor the time i sat next to adam gopnik s parents on a plane the conversation began as it sometimes does with me offering to help put a bag in the overhead bin i m continue reading the time i sat next to adam gopnik s parents on a plane humor technology fitbit raises serious questions about my whereabouts last night fitbit never lies but i do sometimes to get closer to the truth continue reading fitbit raises serious questions about my whereabouts last night humor now that i ride a bike to work i morph into everything wrong with silicon valley and the world it s actually kind of pleasant continue reading now that i ride a bike to work humor things i heard in ohio explained my parents don t use the internet so it s ok to make fun of them here continue reading things i heard in ohio explained humor sports does anyone have a banana i had a few thoughts while i was running a marathon the other day i probably shouldn t put them on the internet continue reading does anyone have a banana opinion essays untitled new york a short explanation of the lack of explainability of things continue reading untitled new york entertainment humor things i ve been doing the past two months i fill you in about what i ve been up to because you ve been so worried about me not blogging so much continue reading things i ve been doing the past two months humor bad with names read this tips to thinly veil your lack of empathy and terrible listening skills continue reading bad with names read this entertainment humor hello my meditating friends thank you oprah for invading my inner peace with faux messages of commercialized inner peace continue reading hello my meditating friends humor sports a regular guy looks at 40 on the cusp of the big four oh i try to remember what it was like to care sigh continue reading a regular guy looks at 40 opinion essays politics a strange confluence of concrete and water a random memory buttresses a short opinion piece about obamacare sort of continue reading a strange confluence of concrete and water entertainment a poem yes a poem sometimes blog posts should be poems not often but sometimes continue reading a poem yes a poem entertainment humor brief description of a seminal childhood event at some point in 1984 a year of great significance to orwellians and van halen fans i saw the video continue reading brief description of a seminal childhood event business opinion essays uncategorized everyone is shocked that andrew ross sorkin is shocked that wall street is greedy andrew ross sorkin says something presumably about wall street being evil yawn continue reading everyone is shocked that andrew ross sorkin is shocked that wall street is greedy entertainment humor pandora follows misfits and bad brains with johnny cash covering bob dylan pandora lumps johnny cash into the same bucket as punk pioneers delicious accident methinks i don t know continue reading pandora follows misfits and bad brains with johnny cash covering bob dylan entertainment a reluctant critic a supposed review of the national s new album thinly veiling my frustration with my lack of a writing career continue reading a reluctant critic humor opinion essays politics obama reads my blog why all the fuss my mama is so proud that the president is my biggest fan continue reading obama reads my blog opinion essays alzheimer s humor everything looks bad if you remember it homer simpson continue reading alzheimer s humor humor applaud my healthy lunch i m eating healthy and working out with furious anger must not eat reese s easter eggs but they re on sale now continue reading applaud my healthy lunch business politics the dreadful plight of the upper middle class ironic headline speaking up for the poor saps in the umc sort of with nested puns continue reading the dreadful plight of the upper middle class ironic headline business humor pivoting to leverage jargon in the new year exhibiting lily pad leaping logic to navigate the corporate waters with innovative pivoting continue reading pivoting to leverage jargon in the new year humor opinion essays lessons from ikuru pesky ground squirrels collide with classic japanese cinema to further exemplify my short attention span continue reading lessons from ikuru humor on 1k status nothing makes me feel more at home than another inane self indulgent three minute jeff smisek video continue reading on 1k status entertainment opinion essays the trembling melody of our phoniness if j d salinger finds out i put his picture on facebook he s going to be very angry continue reading the trembling melody of our phoniness politics would you eat the deficit cutting burrito at mittpotle a random array of thoughts about taxes and class warfare tossed together to capitalize on the traffic inspired by a much ballyhooed presidential debate continue reading would you eat the deficit cutting burrito at mittpotle humor technology complaint regarding decorative pottery barn globe navigate our fine earth with a decorative globe it s better than using apple maps zing continue reading complaint regarding decorative pottery barn globe humor the biological fathers of steve jobs and boo the dog commiserate two fathers who let charismatic spawn escape their grasp drunkenly ponder what could have been continue reading the biological fathers of steve jobs and boo the dog commiserate humor a practical guide to meditating poorly don t have thoughts about bad thoughts about hating yourself because you have bad thoughts while meditating continue reading a practical guide to meditating poorly humor technology it s a higgs boson party y all i am gerald you call me higgs boson let me help you understand your universe continue reading it s a higgs boson party y all business unsafe at any address just another drop in the bucket of anti comcast internet based ranting rhetoric the company is inspirational truly continue reading unsafe at any address opinion essays how do we know i m confused about how we know stuff and how wikipedia is destroying our minds continue reading how do we know politics the great romney kerry stilt off may the most stilted faux everyman wealthy politician win continue reading the great romney kerry stilt off humor holiday still life with infant continue reading holiday still life with infant humor the convenience of generational labeling i haven t slept in days how could anyone sleep look at the headlines the millennials are coming there are more continue reading the convenience of generational labeling posts navigation older posts blog at wordpress com the smatter to amuse and enlighten create a free website or blog at wordpress com subscribe subscribed the smatter to amuse and enlighten join 179 other subscribers sign me up already have a wordpress com account log in now privacy the smatter to amuse and enlighten subscribe subscribed sign up log in report this content view site in reader manage subscriptions collapse this bar loading comments write a comment 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