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the specious report twelve rectum friendly recipes for assitarian diet newbies a new resource hub called realfood gov recommends just one simple change in the way americans eat only consume foods which can be inserted into your rectum this is commonly known as the assitarian diet 10 minute read podcast what you are most likely to do for valentine s day millions in canada england and the united states will observe st valentine s day on saturday february 14th a celebration that has roots going back to the late middle agesr 2 minute read podcast cellphones capture ice agents eating the dogs eating the cats minneapolis mn local businesses refusing to accommodate immigration and customs enforcement personnel has forced some to resort to desperate measures 2 minute read podcast dick cheney dead at 84 vows to return on halloween 2026 mclean va cheney passed away at his home in virginia surrounded by family friends and contract attorneys representing satan who were on hand to claim his eternal soul 2 minute read make a wish tween arrested after wishing that pam bondi follow habeas corpus procedures from now on los angeles ca a twelve year old has run afoul of the law after her online post was flagged as a terroristic threat 2 minute read biscuit awarded nobel prize in the field of who s a good boy stockholm se the alfred nobel foundation today announced the prestigious nobel prize will be conferred upon a golden retriever puppy named biscuit this late decision came after a left over 2025 award was discovered between some couch cushions 2 minute read podcast home from prison george santos looks forward to defrauding family and friends again new york city ny george santos has returned to his long island home in new york s 3rd congressional district which he represented in 2023 before being expelled from the house of representatives 2 minute read what s really in your halloween candy salem ma each year local media feature lurid segments about tampering and recommend herding our children to parties instead of letting them wander door to door 5 minute read podcast trump claims nobel peace prize election was totally rigged washington dc u s president donald trump took to social media this morning to express his displeasure with how the nobel committee chose this year s recipient of its peace prize claiming the results were skewed by millions of illegal mail in ballots 2 minute read a i actress tilly norwood levels harassment charges against content producers london uk tilly norwood widely considered the first algorithmically generated internet influencer has accused several it company interns of generating adult content using her likeness without her consent 2 minute read podcast ukraine sends military advisors to portland kyiv ua ukraine s president volodymyr zelenskyy has announced the deployment of several of that country s top military advisors to portland oregon citing his deep concerns regarding american democracy the move comes in response to president trump s promise to restore order to u s cities which zelenskyy described as eerily familiar 2 minute read podcast abc taps alex jones to replace kimmel burbank ca disney s american broadcasting company has announced the popular podcast info wars with alex jones will inherit the hour once held by jimmy kimmel live the decision to shelve kimmel came in response to what fcc chairman brendan carr called kimmel s truly sick malicious lies 2 minute read president of dairy association to release holstein files madison wi carolyne lactose spokesmodel for the north american dairy council says the group plans to make public the results of its investigation into allegations against its president 2 minute read chocolate factory a mixed blessing for hershey pennsylvanians hershey pa for some residents living in the factory s shadow leaves a bitter taste in their mouths 2 minute read podcast new retro ice uniforms draw both praise and criticism washington dc the debut of u s immigration s standard issue apparel said to harken back to simpler times is being met with mixed reviews 2 minute read clown college graduates perish after being left in hot car baggypants ranch nc the entire 2025 graduating class of a remote school for professional clowns was lost after being abandoned inside a clown car parked outside during record heat the victims ranged in age from 23 to 67 1 minute read trump brand war bonds campaign launched at mar a lago mar a lago fl at a weekend golf tournament afterparty celebrating the destruction of iranian nuclear capabilities president trump took the opportunity to announce his buy bonds initiative reminiscent of similar campaigns at the start of world war ii 2 minute read podcast new bio sinatra always hated that doo bee doo bee doo crap podcast marjorie taylor greene sports dapper new smart beard podcast teen sues big oil for ten years of pointless recycling chores podcast how chinese import taxes will affect your buying power putin not killed in limo blast russia mourns kennedy center announces major renovations grand plans for fall reopening podcast creationists believe in intelligent design until they see my toenails podcast shortage of rat s ass reaches alarming proportions worldwide podcast dyslectic portland cop charges motorists with iud podcast federal workers concerned as mannequins replace their colleagues podcast project 2025 s tomorrow belongs to me webathon auctions authoritarian memorabilia podcast a i device allows women to almost communicate with men podcast u n declares permanent groundhog day until early 2029 podcast cia now says covid originated at wuhan surgical mask factory podcast editorial i am a robot dammit podcast egg prices soar as layers walk out on strike podcast a i samples sixteen types of whiskey sparks bar brawl podcast messiah s image on cow plop draws smaller than anticipated crowds podcast the a i nanotech home of your very near future podcast war against christmas update troops expected home in time for christmas podcast fossil evidence suggests two humanlike ancestors coexisted and somehow got along biden places fourth among all u s presidents podcast another ken burns documentary excludes genitalia e coli source once again traced to california s crapstench valley podcast trump names hulk hogan secretary of man boobs infinite number of monkeys escape iowa writers workshop podcast camela camel and mr grump podcast texas school board bans zucchinis and bananas because well you know nbc to begin production on dementia sheldon kennedy declares himself winner of trump harris debate by strategic non participation advertisement in briefs president trump receives fifa medical degree gallup stops tracking presidential job approval will hand off to j d power associates tom homan assigned to minneapolis will investigate brown paper bags for possible cash contents u s officially withdraws from world health organization joins flat earth society all nude revue temporarily clothed home depot under pressure from white house will remove all references to diy from its website six flags america closes for reorganization will reopen as leaner two flags french authorities say stolen royal jewels may have already been cut into smaller pieces by tiny guillotine submersible finds thriving ecosystem in deep ocean trenches trump orders immediate exploratory drilling happy easter ask a i can you show me some of those cool flying cars from the 1950s that my grandpa is always talking about ask a i my doctor insists on giving me prostate exams every six months should i look for a different dentist podcast ask a i if the universe is only 14 billion years old how can it be 92 billion light years wide ask a i i m pretty sure that haitian family down the street is eating our pets should i warn all my neighbors on facebook ask a i what if all u s presidents were robots ask a i i just had a colonoscopy and now i have a lot of leftover crystal light i guess i bought too much what can i do with 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