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aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa pages avocado tags you may call me avocado i m 33 white and quite queer they them pronouns please icon art by wiela important cat pics 26 minutes ago 9 933 notes via miekin tuttle did it power chords this dan piraro comic always makes me cry when i lived in london there was a murder of crows that lived near me i fed them often they brought me presents shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me when i moved i m certain they understood i was leaving because i had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments but they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over they had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn t find me they adopted my friend and it was now my friend s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents this was maybe 6 7 years ago i visited london last year went to see my friend the crows all not only recognised me they tracked me down we got into my friend s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony we open the curtains the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me crows are the very best birds 1 hour ago 76 850 notes via miekin trickster archangel ruffboijuliaburnsides starr bryte sweetiepie08 kikidiesunddas overthinkinglotr overthinkinglotr overthinkinglotr overthinkinglotr another hilarious thing i feel we should talk about more is the fact that film aragorn and arwen break up right before aragorn leaves rivendell meaning that film aragorn spends most of the quest in an oh my god my relationship of 50 years just ended what do i even do with myself depression haze it explains so much like externally aragorn is on an epic quest to save middle earth internally he s crying on the couch in his sweatpants eating a tub of the middle earth equivalent of ben and jerry s legolas aragorn aragorn arwen used to call me aragorn legolas because it s your fucking name to be clear i actually love the film s version of aragorn arwen s relationship there s a lot of dramatic potential angsty meta you could write on it but but it s also like you think aragorn has to put up with legolas and gimli s annoying romance antics legolas and gimli have to deal with aragorn spending half the quest staring wistfully into the distance and sighing dramatically about what can never be with how often he sings the lay of luthien basically the middle earth equivalent of adele s someone like you gimli you haven t washed your hair in months we re staging an intervention aragorn lying flat on the ground with his face in the dirt aweralwkerjwae legolas you re only 87 you ve got your whole life ahead of you you can find love a second time aragorn i did boromir died legolas maybe three is your lucky number for me film legolas main character trait is that he s incapable of reading the room tags via overthinkinglotr aragorn any time he gets a moment to himself during the quest gimli this lovely rhohirrim woman is clearly into you she s a fighter you re a fighter she loves horses you love horses also you smell like one give her a chance aragorn flashbacks to him and arwen making out in imladris while the elvish version of when somebody loved me plays in the background he literally did this and then imagined arwen kissing him before getting woken up by his horse at least he managed to wash himself and his hair 1 hour ago 57 310 notes via miekin gr8writingtips writing tip 4213 who cares if it s confusing people want to be confused why do you think so many people like the movie inception 2 hours ago 191 notes via westiec opossum mypossum animentality 3 hours ago 45 122 notes via fuckernickel important cat pics 4 hours ago 6 338 notes via fuckernickel sr roto 5 hours ago 16 048 notes via fuckernickel beluga gremlininho looking at you 5 hours ago 50 061 notes source via fuckernickel owl gamechangershow nerdicornthetrekkie sorry but it s not complete without 6 hours ago 27 514 notes via fuckernickel game changer pkmn ruby 7 hours ago 887 notes via fuckernickel miss hexatrix homunculus argument betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor psch skill issue absolute amateur problem just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other just make sure that neither of them is gay or they ll just end up hate fucking each other and fucking you over all the same hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay are you hearing yourself right now be serious 8 hours ago 57 865 notes via fuckernickel gawkinggeek the greatest line delivery of all time 8 hours ago 2 380 notes via fuckernickel jambambles pool core pool core the forbidden pool every so often a note will blow through my notifs telling me um actually the water is only radioactive at the bottom so it s perfectly safe to swim here yeah bitch swim in the reactor pool see if i fucking care 9 hours ago 105 564 notes via fuckernickel miamaimania moomin sweater knitting pattern by amarinalevin 10 hours ago 571 notes via fuckernickel roycohn there s an old anne rice interview circulating on twitter rn that i remember reading ages ago where she makes a pretty salient point about how submissive men who have bdsm fantasies etc will go to a sex worker and basically order the ala carte version of their fantasy to be performed in real life but women don t really have that same option and certainly not at the same point of availability so they read her horny books instead and honestly that argument has been in the back of my mind every time people get on their high horses about the popularity of booktok romantasy novels or heated rivalry or whatever the women are horny and we re upset about that cultural property du jour is ever since women especially straight women have so few outlets for their sexual desires especially if they have a partner who doesn t share them and i will never understand why someone else s private sexual fantasy makes me uncomfortable and therefore they should not be allowed to engage with it even if i am in no way being affected by it or even aware of it at all is such a popular party line among allegedly progressive young people 11 hours ago 12 860 notes via inessencedevided page 1 of 15285 older aaaaaaaaaa 2011 2026 basic by cubthemes