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anylampklausbroke on tumblr explore communities change palette sign up log in patrick speaking thetiffanylampklausbroke he him 99 9 gay 1989 swiggity swag it s the bagginshield dentist status update on the phone with major tom pfp me by portia ghost of versailles ️ hit me with it follow posts pinned thetiffanylampklausbroke reblogged fiftyfandomsinatrenchcoat follow to multiship is to be free somewhat accurate navigation tags sneaky bagginshield post lord of the rings the hobbit the wingfeather saga those who came before nedposting a song of ice and fire game of thrones my art dentistry patrick complains patrick rants nedbert borogorn bagginshield throbb theonsa pre asoiaf boromir maelcoat grandfather ewan treeposting lunada asks the marauders prongsfoot prongsfoot propaganda stormhedge go boromir go 2 33 150 thetiffanylampklausbroke reblogged insomniaruler valkugo follow ️ karma dunk is my best friend ️ thetiffanylampklausbroke i cheered because i knew dunk was doing that for his boy 12 686 3 206 thetiffanylampklausbroke reblogged insomniaruler follow headcannon that is very dear to me ned and maekar are alike in a few ways but one of the ways they are similar is they re very serious and respected dudes who act like absolute hellions around their siblings just completely code switching between the anvil and the quiet wolf to maekar and ned then after their siblings die they re stuck in their seriousness because people rely on them ned who spent his childhood running after brandon trying to get him to teach him everything about riding and fighting and drinking visiting his family at winterfell and shedding eddard the fosterling for ned sneaking out getting in trouble playing pranks in ways he never can when he s supposed to be the responsible one sometimes he thinks that boy he was died with brandon in king s landing ned loved brandon so much it makes me ill maekar who was raised in the most cut throat environment in westeros the court of aegon iv but still was the youngest brother of the four princes and it shows when he doesn t need to be the responsible one he s completely different from when he is the father of six rather than baelor s littlest brother when baelor aerys and rhaegel all died he progressively got more and more serious read depressed until he was only the anvil having left maekar on his brothers funeral pyres 3 6 thetiffanylampklausbroke reblogged insomniaruler explosionshark follow this is genuinely breathtaking lmao explosionshark yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but i really can t get over im more into dr seus or self help books lol professorsparklepants do you think he s actually read dr seuss or did he just hear doctor before an author s name and decide it sounded smart via shellys apprentice oh my god box dwelling found the orginal thread and lost it at this 247 36 487 46 237 thetiffanylampklausbroke reblogged bloodydamnreaperofmars booksandmore follow you dont get how refreshing anne of green gables is like yes sometimes you really must imagine there are dryads combing their hair in the woods and little girls in the cupboard who love you and places called the lake of shining waters and lovers lane and be glad you live in a world where there are october s and be full of love and wonder and whimsy and imagination thetiffanylampklausbroke did not appreciate my grandfather making me read this as a ten year old boy until i got older be whimsy grandfather ewan anne of green gables 15 2 383 5 081 thetiffanylampklausbroke reblogged sundustingdryads aphel1on follow affirmations before posting the freaks who follow me understand my vision the freaks who follow me understand my vision the freaks who follow me understand my vision 6 10 582 16 049 thetiffanylampklausbroke reblogged bloodydamnreaperofmars follow warning this is lon g but i tried to make it shorter it got poetic halfway through maybe i could edit it and post it as a fic lol i was talking yesterday with wrath of the badger about renly and stannis and it sparked some thoughts so of course i did what i always do and opened a google docs document the following day and started writing so basically what i wanted to say before i went off on a tagent was powerscaling the baratheon brothers is stupid and reductive you can like one better you can find one better suited for the throne you can find someone more interesting but in the end you can t separate them you can t consider stannis without his relationship with renly and you can t consider renly without his relationship with stannis they have shaped each other since they were kids changed the way they see the world because of the relationship with their brother let s start with stannis stannis shouldering responsibility since he was a teenager having to step up as a father figure to renly because it s his duty he owes it to the parents that drowned under the waves and he owes it to robert his older brother who has entrusted him with that task and it doesn t matter if he resents that task that job of taking care of a little kid when he is barely a man grown himself when that s a chore for women when he has already bled for robert gone against the law and the king for him put blood over duty for once but he listens takes care of the little kid even when the tyrells surround storm s end even as they starve for robert and endure the unendurable he takes care of his baby brother even when he himself doesn t have enough to eat gives him food because he sees the shadows beneath his bright eyes the way he can t run without tiring himself like before and the way his bones jut out from his face looking more like a skeleton every day reminding him of his parents bodies littering the sea floor he takes care of him even when he asks innocently why they couldn t just go just ask the tyrells for food because they look like nice enough people stan look they re laughing and they have food surely they d give us food if we asked takes care of him even after renly screams at him tells him he is the problem that he boring unsmiling stannis doesn t want to give him food his six year old mind not understanding who is the victim and who is the perpetrator and instead just seeing who s laughing and feasting and who s not takes care of him as he forces him to eat his pony or his cat takes care of him even as the little boy hears cressen say that maybe they will end up eating their master at arms the man who gave them their first swords and indulged renly in his fantasies of knights and wizards as he ran through the courtyard takes care of renly when the siege ends after days of eating nothing but onions renly hated the onions their sour taste and bitter smell but they saved their lives and he tries he tries to take care of him even after robert spits in his face even after renly six year old renly smiling renly laughing renly gets storm s end and he gets a grey island lost in the sea robert his older brother his king gives his parents castle the baratheons castle to the kid he has taken care of so many times and for so long but he doesn t complain he grits his teeth watching as the kid runs through the corridors of the castle that will never be stannis laughing always laughing so i am to be a lord now stan isn t that great and he doesn t understand he can t stan why aren t you happy don t you want me to be a lord like robert was before and stannis can t take it he tries not to blame renly because it isn t his fault but still the harsh words come out of his mouth still the little kid frail from months of starvation widens his eyes tears pooling in those blue eyes that look so much like robert s because he looks just like robert and once again in stannis life robert his name is renly is making stannis wither in the shadows is making him bleed for him for nothing he can t take it so he goes to dragonstone takes cressen with him kind old cressen who treats him like a child but understands always understands ignoring the kid s wailing for him not to go not to leave him with a castellan he doesn t know for him not to take cressen and why why why why stan have i done something is it my fault do you have to leave like mom and dad like robert why does everyone have to leave stannis marries a woman he doesn t know and doesn t want because robert tells him to he bears the humiliation of his brother soiling his marriage bed fathering another bastard he won t take care of he never takes care of anyone not even if it is his duty and years pass in the dark island of dragonstone news reach him of how beloved renly is to those in storm s end the smallfolk love him like they would never love you the lords flock him drawn like moths to a flame just like robert robert tells him renly is taking the tyrells youngest son for a squire it seems like they get on like a house on fire stannis didn t expect how much that would hurt i could continue but we all know what happens next to the little kid and the sullen boy and then there s renly he doesn t remember his parents nor the time when robert lived with him his first memories are of hunger he remembers flashes of green and gold followed by laughter stannis cold hard eyes and a voice that says that one can t fling men from the walls not if they can serve as food he remembers a cape of a million colours a child s wild imagination conjuring tales of dragons and kings and knights rescuing princesses he remembers too the loneliness that came after the piercing hunger remembers his tears drying on his face as a ship sailed away and with it everyone he loved because he had loved his older brothers once he s sure of it he must ve loved his parents too he guessed people you loved just disappeared sometimes so stannis disappears and so does robert stannis goes to his island and doesn t come back much and the times he does visit he s grinding his teeth and glowering at renly robert is another tale entirely when he comes to storm s end he gives renly presents and spins him around in his arms the world whirling around him he wants to be as strong as robert someday but when he s ten they bring a wailing babe to his castle he s robert s bastard and ser cortnay tells him no one wants him in king s landing renly thinks that that s why edric s here the forgotten baratheons always end up in this castle it seems he decides he doesn t want to be forgotten he s always liked colours and now his clothes are full of them that means people won t overlook him he laughs the loudest and cracks the best jokes that means people enjoy his company he smiles and listens and makes all the right noises that means people love him but they don t not really renly thinks they love a mask but it is better that than ending up like stannis so he keeps the mask knowing that he could become his brother when he s thirteen robert makes renly take loras tyrell as a squire the loneliness fades away bit by bit he s never had a friend before and he likes being able to be a kid again for the first time renly thinks that maybe love is something more than looking like the perfect lord with the perfect smile that maybe love doesn t mean to leave he prays that loras doesn t the tyrells are a happy family and the siblings love each other he feels at home there that ensures that he doesn t talk to stannis again not if he can help it his brother doesn t understand he s never liked loras for some reason renly can t understand why the siege was ages ago and it means nothing he doesn t realise that maybe his search for happiness for love and pleasure comes from being denied all that for years he s appointed to the small council it doesn t matter that he s the youngest there because the other members laugh when he jokes especially when he makes fun of stannis it s been years since he s seen his brother it means nothing he learns to play the game dons the same mask he used in storm s end so people love him there too he won t end up like robert drinking and whoring with a devil for a wife nor like stannis boring and sour and with no love in his heart we all know what happens next to the bright lord and his cold brother the peach is all that he has achieved all that stannis can t have he offers him storm s end but knows the peach and what it means is more valuable he d give up his castle for the touch of loras hands and the sound of his laughter any day these are things stannis has never known he s glad he isn t like his brothers but wonders whether they could ve been a whole family like the tyrells are if things had gone differently a part of him mourns what it could ve been and he wishes stannis would accept his offer but he knows he won t he kills his baby brother in the vilest of ways he still remembers how he clung to his arm during the siege still remembers how he came to him whenever he was scared remembers how the stories he made up made him chuckle or how he brightened up his day when nothing else could he sends the shadow to murder him anyways when 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