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the worst things for sale the internet s most horrible items a daily blog the worst things for sale the internet s most horrible items a daily blog menu about facebook rss support twtfs twitter search 8 january 2023 everything is real our new series for 2023 our new series everything is real explores the world of cryptids aliens quantum physics the occult and more everything is real 22 explains why the hopkinsville goblin a cryptid who terrorized a rural farm family and who was impervious to bullets is probably real listen for free at https www garbagebrainuniversity com 9 november 2022 our new gbu series everything is real this week me and natalie released the 11th episode of everything is real our brand new show about quantum physics the occult conspiracy esoteric lore thermodynamics extra dimensions aliens and everything in between listen join us at garbagebrainuniversity com patreon com garbagebrainuniversity the free episodes are also on itunes and spotify 10 october 2022 a plastic bag that looks like a paper bag this fake brown paper bag at 25 is roughly 100 times more expensive than an actual brown paper bag a paper bag is also reusable if you can handle taking it back home instead of throwing it away at work 5 october 2022 cat scratching do you get it please the idea of this cat turntable is cute but if you buy this for your cat he will never scratch it like in that illustration he will scratch everything else in your house but not this toy at best he will piss on the cat turntable and his urine will soak into it giving you the choice of throwing out your 26 cat toy or letting your home continue to reek of cat urine 25 september 2022 finally calvin pisses in the toilet the bootlegged image of calvin pissing on car company logos bill clinton osama bin laden nascar numbers and every other social political and economic event of the past 20 years has culminated in this a toilet decal of calvin pissing which you can put on your toilet finally calvin s piss has a home and it s in the toilet where it belongs our long national nightmare is finally over 19 august 2022 a chainmail necktie the chainmail necktie is a great way to say sure i have a job that requires me to wear a tie but that doesn t mean i want to be promoted 22 july 2022 the dangerous jumping stilts the poweriser jumping stilts let you fly several feet up into the air springboarding across hard concrete surfaces as if you had some sort of kinetic energy storing devices attached to your legs which is great and fun until eight minutes in when you fall at slightly the wrong angle and snap your fibula don t believe me check out the review where the purchaser describes these as leaving his teen looking like he had jumped through a wood chipper then he gave the product five stars anyway apparently hurting a child is just what this man wanted post navigation page 1 of 505 1 2 3 4 5 next page archives january 2023 november 2022 october 2022 september 2022 august 2022 july 2022 june 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