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who batman is into question batman and robin are partners and jason is a grave and a cautionary tale and crucially here never right the joker kills thousands and it doesn t matter because they were written to be killed batman beats up thousands and it doesn t matter because they were written to be criminals and then jason comes back and nothing has changed there is a batman and a shiny rich robin and the joker kills thousands because it sells and jason is angry he has been left unavenged his death has meant nothing just as willis had just as catherine s had just as gloria s had just as thousands ten of thousands hundreds of thousands written to be killed but one of them gets to come back and he is angry not only at the joker but at bruce the narrative because why is the joker still alive when thousands here is the thing jason todd is right not because the death penalty is good not because criminals deserve to die not because of everything he says but because of what he calls into question why is the joker alive because he sells books and dc has written a masterful character through no fault of their own because jason knows what is wrong and he knows who is at fault batman the narrative so the argument that bruce can t kill because he s not judge jury and executioner the argument that jason is a cop or that jason is insane or that jason is in the wrong here they hold no weight batman can t kill the joker because the joker sells comic books and jason can t kill the joker because the joker sells comic books so he will beg and plead and grovel he will betray everything that is himself he will forsake his family and his city and kill himself just so that bruce the narrative will let the joker die he was condemned to death by an audience and after he came back he has spent his whole life looking us in the eyes and screaming asking pleading why is the joker still alive why are thousands tens of thousands hundreds of thousands the number doesn t matter see because they re just a number not people not real why are we expendable for his story why did i have to die just for nothing to change and the answer is money and the answer is the batman can never be wrong and the answer is shitty writing and the answer is nothing jason can ever change which is the worst of it all he is a victim with no power and no one else in the world can see it he is raging and crying and screaming at his father and his writers and you and it doesn t matter jason doesn t matter and he knows it av potatogun in which the only character aware of the narrative is the victim of it a fact which they are brutally aware of in every move they make a very hamlet reading of jason and honestly that fits him far too well 34 844 1 677 thisiswhereikeepdcthings reblogged theflann follow dont ask me why i made this i wouldnt be able to tell you keep reading 1 140 834 thisiswhereikeepdcthings reblogged abcdfghjklmpqrobin follow au where batman doesn t want to tell the justice league his secret identity but it s because he s really embarrassed about the things he s done as bruce wayne the thing is batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona brucie wayne is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo with daddy s credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old he s supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as batman and batman has been acting that part perfectly it s a genius plan but then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities to become closer as a group and work better together and the only thing in batman s mind is oh my god please don t superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends batman is thinking about last year christmas gala where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip tease and started swimming in the fountain wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors bruce just remembered there s videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to ariana grande all over the internet flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows oh my god there s just no way he s telling any of them 188 7 304 25 228 thisiswhereikeepdcthings reblogged frownyalfred follow superman s suit should be kryptonian ma kent should make superman s suit at home or how about the third fun option where the suit is the kryptonian skinsuit but it gets damaged by kryptonite and ma kent has to figure out how to sew mend kryptonian cloth that seems to have a mind of its own and won t stop squirming thousands of years of kryptonian technology vs one midwestern mom with her favorite show on i m putting my money on ma frownyalfred from my reply maybe the repairs have to be done as a tiny line of kryptonian script which is why ma s stitches keep coming out until she gets it under her lamp and magnifying crochet glass and realizes that s how all the other repairs were made then she painstakingly hand stitches the kryptonian script and it turns out this is a highly specialized career back on krypton that took decades to master and she figured it out in one or two days frownyalfred ok final thought the same line is used over and over again and ma assumes it s some sort of prayer saying purposeful sentence protective clark translates it for her may the script of this house el protect you thousands of tiny overlapping lines where the suit repaired itself in the fortress and then in ma s delicate blue stitching carefully inscribed may the script of this house protect you in her stitching the meaning changes ever so slightly there isn t a symbol or glyph for the kent house but the thread speaks for itself clark kent carries the blessings of both houses on his skin always 20 4 402 11 183 thisiswhereikeepdcthings reblogged phantom dc ilostmygenderalongwithmydignity follow i really like the whole other members of the batfam can mimic the robin report to a degree where they actually respond as if it s batman but i raise you what if other gothamites learned to do the same thing the first time it happens jim is panicking he s got an injured bird on his hands and no idea where batman is the kid isn t responding no matter who asks questions and suddenly the gcpd is treated to commissioner gordon doing a scarily good batman impression to the point robin immediately responds word doesn t necessarily get out right away it happened in the precinct building so the only witnesses were cops but the rumors start in bars with drunk men telling anecdotes with officers coming home with stories and it spreads from there eventually people know that if you channel batman and go robin report the bird will go from gasping desperately in pain to a robotic list of injuries emts learn to do this as part of their training the bats don t go to hospitals but they will let someone do emergency first aid on them interestingly it doesn t just work on robin gotham knows regardless of what the rest of the world thinks that their little birds grow up to become other bats it s why their rivalry with blüdhaven over nightwing is so vicious that s their little bird the city is claiming blüdhaven did not raise him gotham did of course not all of the bats were robin signal flipped someone off for trying the trick and black bat pulled out a sharpie and drew a sad face on a civilian s hand when they were trying to see how injured she was after falling several stories due to a snapped grapple line so the trick isn t universal the most surprising one was when someone found red hood half buried in rubble with a slash across his neck and barked out the order in a panic and he immediately complied it wasn t batman who told the city he was their dead little bird it was the panic of a passerby just trying to do the right thing after all gotham may not acknowledge it but all of them love their birds they are protectors and not just from the rogues they help with the murders yes but they also do small stuff stop muggings talk people down slip résumés into the right hands guide people to the right clinics and just how the bats protect and help the people of gotham her citizens help and protect them bloggerspam i couldn t help it leithlovesyou i reblogged your reblog and then decided no i need to write it so i did mary is just a kid in the grand scheme of things she s nineteen fresh out of high school after flunking a year and trying her damnedest to find a job that doesn t have a manager who will grope her under her dress they can tell her an 18 year old is an adult all they like it doesn t give mary any more idea of what the hell she s fucking doing but even clueless as she is even as scared and lonely and desperate she knows that when you come across a downed bat you help you help because the bats stop at nothing to help you and ignoring a bat is like spitting in the face of all the little good things you experience in this beautiful fucked up hell hole of a city because gotham is a hell of a place to be but when you re born and bred here there ain t no other place to be the city s tar runs in your veins even if that bat is red hood keep reading 13 1 531 4 303 thisiswhereikeepdcthings reblogged megamindsupremacy lancrewizzard follow can t properly explain it but i like this character i like how this character is written and i care about this character are 3 very different things which may or may not overlap 27 42 336 55 779 thisiswhereikeepdcthings reblogged papayafromtv follow bruce wayne panicking because he walks into a we board meeting to see a fully suited red hood sat at the table spinning around in a wheelie chair and ceo tim drake can only shrug and be like well he wanted to invest money bruce frantically pulling tim aside he is a criminal tim so is like 90 of gotham s elite nobody else cares both of them peer through the window to see literally nobody else in the meeting acting like a helmeted crime lord amongst them is any way odd stacy from accounting offers him a coffee and red hood denies politely bruce i understand him donating money but why is he at our board meetings tim oh he bought like over half our stocks he owns 58 of the company now bruce bruce but thats tim yeah more than you jason s the majority shareholder now bruce bruce why did you let him do this tim well you wanted him to be part of the family again bruce so you approved him buying my company tim tim shouldnta benched me from fucking patrol bruce red hood knocking on the glass can y all wrap it the fuck up i have other meetings to attend to after this 20 2 519 12 772 thisiswhereikeepdcthings reblogged phantom dc papayafromtv follow when jason died they buried him with the possessions that he carried on him all the time there was a pocket knife tucked into his sock the bracelet on his wrist from catherine that he never took off a tangled pair of earbuds in his back pocket and in the top pocket of his jacket the cellphone that bruce bought for him after he was adopted that cellphone stayed with jason in his grave went with him when he dug his way out somehow stayed on his person when he was taken by the league and he managed to convince talia to let him keep it throughout all his training he doesn t know why maybe as a grief thing or maybe just because bruce forgot and it s not like the bill effected him in any way but he never stopped paying jason s phone bill his number s still active still working after all this time even weirder but dick started adopting the tradition of adding his dead brother s phone number to each and every family group chat any of them created after ethiopia again jason doesn t know why maybe it was dick s way of carrying his memory with them including him in family conversations even if they all thought the number was connected to a long buried phone in the pocket of a long dead boy the point is that jason wasn t dead any more and all throughout his time at the league he gets to watch the family chats the mission statuses the arguments the rapid spiral every chat went through where they started off using it as a serious bat communication centre only for dick or tim to send a meme and instantly spiral into nothing but chaos that bruce would neither take part in or attempt to stop jason spectates it all always fingering the keypad but never actually typing out a message he came close when there was a heated debate between steph and dick about the best donut types and he knew they were both absolutely fucking wrong but luckily tim came in to educate them on the right choice last second and jason was saved from having to reveal himself the closest call was when little damian got a hold of his phone attracted to the bright colours of the block game jason had been absently playing out of boredom while ra s droned on about whatever had pissed him off that day he d let the kid play sat on his lap and eagerly jabbing at the screen and jason had only looked away for at most a minute before he d turned back to find the screen open on the family chat damian having accidentally clicked on the camera button and taken a selfie of the two that he d been about to send through luckily jason deleted it in time but he became much more careful about letting the kid play with his shit after that this is all just a long winded explanation and backstory for and au i think would be funny where jason s reveal is literally just him deciding to fuck with his family by randomly dropping in through text like in the chat bruce status report dick hungry but good steph seconded im fine tim drug bust went to plan on way back to cave uninjured cass same answer babs everything seems calm from what i can tell jason a little claustrophobic but the coffin s kinda homely so ig no complaints from me several people are typing nerdpoe tim don t lie i know that thing is empty 107 3 437 10 035 thisiswhereikeepdcthings reblogged chaos is my lifeblood miggylol follow you re about to close on your very own suspiciously affordable and comfortable house just before you sign the contract the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure your new house is haunted by the type of presence you ll get from this spinner wheel of course it is aimportantdragoncollector a ghostly horse that gallops through the halls at random hours i suspect that is more fun to read about than live with i m past my horse girl phase but affordable housing is affordable housing i m taking it a kind nurse ghost who takes care of you when you re sick i m never moving out ️ 781 30 126 19 709 thisiswhereikeepdcthings reblogged andeverybodydies notbreadman follow imagine you and your wife get poisoned by a cult and when you wake up not only do you find out your wife didn t make it but also billionaire playboy philanthropist bruce wayne is actively stealing your son your boy s not even home half the time when you get back becaus...