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bollogs mostly bollogs i m afraid but occasionally a glimmer of truth if you find one please let me know wednesday 28 august 2019 prorogation whether we leave with or without a deal in the grand scheme of things matters little we are here for spit like a leaf upon a branch upon a bush come wintertime it falls to be regrown in spring our children might in future rejoin and maybe not we do not know what comes we only know what has gone before time like an arrow moves unerringly relentlessly forward fruit flies inevitably like a banana cider is nice posted by uncle marvo at 20 34 no comments monday 5 november 2018 11 11 here is what i think you don t have to think it nor do you have to agree with it it s what i think i want to say it you don t have to read it next sunday marks the end of world war one world war one the great war was probably best described in the blackadder goes forth tv programme times were different then we the noble britons were sitting here minding our own business having invaded everything worth invading and all of a sudden there was a war the germans mainly i am sure that the brave tommies no not that idiot were being patriotic they were doing their duty they were defending us from whatever the evil was that was upon us sadly there were those brave tommies but also there were ruperts bravely issuing orders from the safety of their hqs for the braves to march to their certain deaths the higher up the tree you went the less chance you had of being brutally mutilated there was then another war world war two germany again the buggers same stuff but with more technology and bigger bangs war is shit anyway this is the unpopular bit us noble britons have an army they couldn t really fight off much in the way of nukes nor any decent power such as the you ess of ay or russia you can argue but you ll lose we try to be nice to folk who would beat us then we do marching and we do pomp and circumstance better than many my point though is this there are two kinds of armed forces folk one is the public school rupert who couldn t make it as an estate agent the other is the sec mod tommy who couldn t make it as a milkman and now you all hate me and you know what i don t care i will never forget that day when i as a young and impressionable plod scraped this lad out of a doorway holding up a sign saying i am deaf after he had been beaten to within an inch of his life by squaddies from 2 para on a weekend off at least three of them because they thought it was big and clever fuck those people i shall remember those brave and noble folk from a very different time and be grateful that they died mainly in vain for us to be here today rip you lads and lasses at the going of the sun and in the morning i will remember you thank you so much posted by uncle marvo at 20 14 no comments tuesday 24 april 2018 argh c geeks why does this say mvap 0 when it clearly isn t i m either pissed from last night or i just can t see properly argh posted by uncle marvo at 08 39 2 comments wednesday 11 april 2018 hash as i totally nailed it yesterday here is my amazing corned beef hash recipe ingredients two onions chopped up fairly small two green peppers chopped into largish chunks seeds in stalks and cores out large spud peeled and chopped up in large chunks tin of corned beef chopped into 16 lumps veg oil not engine worcestershire sauce one big splosh method boil spuds turn off as soon as they have do not drain spuds yet mix peppers and onion and oil and worcestershire sauce and heat as low as can be for an hour really an hour with the lid on stirring if they stick drain now cold spuds and add to stuff heat until spuds are hot about 5 10 minutes on really low add corned beef for about 5 minutes stirring a bit as it disintegrates result nom posted by uncle marvo at 17 43 no comments thursday 14 december 2017 friends i have two friends one of them works on a farm and he gets paid by the farmer one of them doesn t work but i get him to do jobs for me and give him some money they live in my house the one who works on a farm pays me some of the money that the farmer gives him the one who does some jobs for me doesn t pay me that s fine because he does some jobs for me i guess everyone thinks that s fair i hope so i think it is i have another option i can pay the one who does jobs for me as much extra as the farm worker pays me then he can give me it back that would be equally fair but fairly stupid from both our points of view unrelated people who work for the government think they pay tax in the same way as ordinary people do same goes for people on benefits i m saying nothing posted by uncle marvo at 18 12 no comments thursday 9 november 2017 boss this might be a bit niche it was funny to me i was in a room with the boss today and he suggested that we might develop the next generation of a product that we make he asked me what i thought i said to him that i thought that the only problem that we d have is in the decisions as to the way it was done i said that i thought that it would end up being driven by people who really didn t understand the market the customers the requirements and who would overrule any sensible development decisions that we might otherwise take he smiled and said i m pretty sure they ll let me me make the decisions on all aspects of this i looked at him askance i nodded slowly the smile disappeared from his face imperceptibly slowly it was replaced by a look of realisation posted by uncle marvo at 19 07 1 comment thursday 12 october 2017 risk at the risk of upsetting at least everyone god and his dog i feel i must say this please bear with me or fuck off i don t honestly care which if your name isn t julie there was a referendum recentylyish it was about whether the people wanted to stay in the eu it was brought about because politicians didn t have the bollocks to do anything else and ukip wankers said if they got in then they would do it david pigfucker cameron did it then went balls out to tell people to vote no which they didn t because they didn t like him they lost and brexit happened and pigfucker lost his job i didn t vote i never do i don t like to encourage the wankers i don t actually care i don t value money much i have enough of it to live on i don t make money out of money and despise people who do now it s all ratshit the pound is worth about a pound the new prime arsehole ms may has had a sodding election she basically lost now they re having another fucking referendum in case they win lose whatevs please stop me saddling up the gnus and running amok and stop voting please do that posted by uncle marvo at 19 31 no comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom blog archive 2019 1 august 1 prorogation 2018 3 november 1 april 2 2017 9 december 1 november 1 october 2 august 1 july 1 june 1 february 2 2016 12 november 1 september 2 august 1 july 2 june 3 march 1 february 1 january 1 2015 24 december 1 november 4 october 1 september 2 june 2 may 4 april 3 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