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tominthebox news network religious humor satire pages home about commenting rules 16 november 2013 tis the season to debate the observance of christmas posted by thbslawson at 12 22 am no comments 18 may 2013 k love switches to exclusive a cappella psalmody sacramento california many american christians were shocked on friday morning as they turned on their radios the popular radio station known as k love had suddenly switched from their familiar format of contemporary christian music ccm and praise and worship music to a cappella unaccompanied psalms with recordings taken from various congregations of the free church of scotland i was expecting chris tomlin when i loaded up the kids for school this morning said kathy valen mother of four instead i got a jarring rendition of psalm 109 10 let his children be continually vagabonds and beg let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places my kids were just a little freaked out and i ll admit i was too all around the country on the various repeater stations people were baffled checking their radios switching stations and visiting the k love website to make sure everything was okay the station was flooded with calls all day long especially when the daily encouraging word was replaced with sermons of the late dr martyn lloyd jones tbnn tried to reach someone at the station for comment one dj who asked to remain anonymous stated only that the change is likely to be permanent and that we will be shutting down every sunday in observance of the sabbath posted by thbslawson at 7 21 am 2 comments labels ccm christian d martyn lloyd jones exclusive psalmody free church of scotland humor k love klove music parody psalmody psalms satire 14 may 2013 i read these guys in seminary some will get it some will not posted by thbslawson at 7 59 pm 4 comments labels an intro to the new testament christian d a carson douglas funny humor leon morris parody satire theology 08 may 2013 my coming out it s not the first time the couple has gotten dirty looks as they board the plane people stare some try to hide their disgust and displeasure while others make no pretense and openly roll their eyes in disapproval some shift nervously in their seats trying to hide their please don t sit next to me look while others go so far as to change seats this awkward scenario is not confined merely to airplanes they ve experienced this same attitude before in restaurants stores public events and even some churches there are sadly even some businesses with policies that openly discriminate against them restaurants with signs reading not allowed and unwelcome even in a city like portland oregon that prides itself on tolerance and acceptance this happy couple still faces the daily looks and public ridicule simply because of who they are some people have thankfully become more tolerant and some more welcoming and affirming of couples like this realizing that they didn t choose to be this way what right does anyone have to deny them a happy and fulfilled life what right does the government have to interfere or businesses deny services why are they so often despised by others around them simply because they have a different identity shouldn t they have the same rights as everyone else such is the life of parents of small children i m coming out proudly today i m a parent i didn t choose to be a parent i was born with a strong and powerful desire to have children raise them love them care for them and see them become mature adults it s my orientation it s my insurmountable natural desire to have children i first noticed this desire when i was a just a child at first i didn t understand these feelings and emotions but as i grew i became more aware of who i was inside throughout my college years many around me talked of living free or would say things like i m never having kids i would sometimes go along with them fearing ridicule if i were to let them know that i hoped to have five or six kids one day but i finally had to come to grips with who i was i was a man who wanted to get married and have lots of children one day i wanted little kids sitting around a family table eating bowls of cheerios i dreamed of saturdays playing in parks followed by ice cream afterward i smiled thinking about one day traveling with my family on trips to different places pushing them around in shopping carts at the store homeschooling them and lots of kisses at night today even in the year 2013 people like us are still facing discrimination the scowls grow more and more each day simply entering a public venue with a kid in tow can illicit looks of ashen horror on the faces of others as they anxiously ponder the possibility that the child might do something disgusting and offensive like make noise or cry and heaven forbid if a couple dares have more than three children at this point society feels obligated to dictate to such parents what they should do behind closed doors in the privacy of their own homes a society that dares not tell others what they should and shouldn t do in their bedrooms suddenly can tell such couples that they have too many kids are contributing to overpopulation and that homeschooling their kids is dangerous and narrow minded no i didn t choose to be a parent i was born this way and what right does anyone have to deny me the fulfillment of my happiness to be who i really am posted by thbslawson at 9 08 pm 3 comments labels children coming out humor kids parenting parents parody satire 24 april 2013 niv recreational use bible sparks controversy seattle washington churches all along the west coast and the pacific northwest are at odds over a new niv study bible that is suspiciously named for recreational use the bible features the letters niv on the cover made of some kind of leaf along with a peculiar picture of a very relaxed man the study notes include an odd mix of seemingly random items and bits of information including over a hundred blank brightly colored pages unusual recipes such as one entitled no bake cheese puff casserole also included is a map of the state of california and every copy comes with a chance to win a free trip to amsterdam something just seems fishy about this particular bible said pastor timothy evans of cougar creek bible church in cougar washington i can t seem to put my finger on it exactly but there s just something not right while some are suspicious others are openly accepting the new bible we think it s fantastic said todd nelson pastor of the open door come as you are relevant house of healing fellowship in portland oregon this bible will touch people in special ways we see people reading this that would probably never read the bible otherwise we really want to see more and more people having the opportunity to get spiritual highs posted by thbslawson at 8 18 pm 2 comments labels bible christian humor niv relevant satire translations older posts home subscribe to posts atom on twitter tweets by 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