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shed cinematography put a moody exclamation point on the film s well realized atmospherics and the kuala lampur board of tourism could do worse than distributing this around to potential vacation goers with a taste for the dark side you may not always know what s going on here nor for the record should you but you ll be mightily impressed by the extent to which arjuna makes the city he s filming in an actual character in his story and one you d like to get to know better at that but like everything and everyone else in shadowplay you only get to know it as well as you need to for the director s purposes arjuna has a bit of a way to go when it comes to backing up his style with some more substance but he s shown with this that he s just about that there and that he s got the knowledge skills and intuition to arrive there fully in the not too distant future in the meantime he s got a production he can be damn proud of under his belt with this one and one you d do very well to give a look this review and all others around these parts is brought to you by my patreon site where i serve up exclusive thrice weekly rants and ramblings on the worlds of comics films television literature and politics for as little as a dollar a month your support there also ensures a steady supply of free content both here and at my fourcolorapocalypse comics blog so please take a moment to give it a look oh and i suppose a link would come in handy here yo go https www patreon com fourcolorapocalypse get to know some american scumbags posted september 3 2019 in movies tags american scumbags bianca valentino cinema dakota bailey dakota ray darrien fawkes dvd film fred epstein movie 6 if you re gonna call your movie american scumbags you ve put yourself in a position where you ve got to live up or should that be down to that name fortunately denver underground filmmaker dakota bailey who not only wrote and directed the 2016 production he put that title on but stars in it under the pseudonym of dakota ray seems to know of which he speaks and has his finger firmly on the pulse of the world of sleazoids and sickos in other words he s our kind of guy filmed okay shot on cam for the princely sum of 1 000 and recently made available for streaming on amazon prime don t ask me about its availability on blu ray or dvd i honestly have no idea this thing feels pretty grimy and follows the lives of three pretty grimy figures whose stories are interlinked in ways obvious and less so psycho con billy played by darrien fawkes drug lord chester fred epstein and low rent dealer hit man johnny bailey ray none of em are likable all of em are disreputable as shit and the unprofessionalism of the performers is a real asset in each of their cases as they come off as being seriously fucking real people just not the kind of real people you d ever want to know which is rather the point here that being said if drive in grindhouse revivalism isn t your bag in which case what are you doing reading this site you might not find a whole lot to latch onto in this flick there are no heroes to be found there are no empathetic moments for everyone to relate to and there damn sure isn t going to be anything like a happy ending for anybody but so what if you ve ever known an american scumbag yourself even at a safe remove you re going to recognize this film s over arching great strength right from the outset that being its rock solid authenticity there s some really solid work turned in by the supporting cast here as well i m going to give a special nod to bianca valentino for her turn as angel you can probably guess her occupation and perhaps the most impressive thing about bailey s entire dime store opus is the fact that no one here appears to think they re slumming it despite the fact that the characters they play are doing nothing but there s a violent undercurrent to these peoples lives even when there s no overt violence taking place on the screen and while the tarantino comparisons are probably going to be inevitable there s no stylish sheen to any of this it s the real raw deal right from the streets and into your living room so yeah consider me impressed bailey has an intuitive understanding of how to best use his lack of resources to his advantage his cast is way better than it probably has any right to be his cinematography is suitably gritty his story is a no bullshit account of underworld life and his editing ties the whole thing together seamlessly this is a movie i could easily see myself checking out again and again over the years precisely because it offers a privileged glimpse into a world i m damn glad i have nothing to do with that doesn t mean i don t mind visiting it though this review and all others around these parts is brought to you by my patreon site where i serve up exclusive thrice weekly rants and ramblings on the world of comics films television literature and politics for as little as a dollar per month at that price you ve got nothing to lose and your support also ensures a steady supply of free content both here and at my fourcolorapocalypse comics site so please give it a look won t you oh and i suppose a link would come in handy here you go https www patreon com fourcolorapocalypse international weirdness suburban coffin posted august 26 2019 in movies tags alasdair melrose angie adler benjamin rider cinema dvd film lily smith lucas sokolowski movie suburban coffin 6 as a general rule when a movie s imdb summary is scant on details you know something s up i mean whoever makes a film can go in there and write whatever blurb about it they want and yet writer director benjamin rider the guy behind 2018 uk production suburban coffin submitted only a cryptic one sentence description of the fruits of his labor and 2 000 pounds of his money verbatim it reads the devil disguised as an insurance salesman appears in the suburbs of london which fair enough is what this flick is about but surely that can t be all it s about can it actually uhhhmmm yeah it can clocking in at just over an hour this is nevertheless a bit of a slow burn and probably features a few too many characters for its own good alasdair melrose turns in pretty solid work as old scratch himself and of course temptation is the name of his game but those tempted and otherwise aren t exactly the most compelling characters nor are the performers tasked with bringing them to some semblance of life apparently up to the task so my message to the likes of angie adler lily smith and lucas sokolowski who cuts an absurd figure as diabolos is don t quit your day jobs just yet harsh i know but i gotta call em like i see em to that end rider himself isn t exactly ready for prime time at this stage of his career either a number of the scenes in this film are awash in weird lighting that obscures the proceedings perhaps for the best his eye for shot composition borders one the non existent and there are weird things going on with the sound that sometimes distract and or detract from the general goings on which frankly need all the help they can get to remain interesting the news isn t all bad though i guess the emptiness of the suburban setting really does come through more by default than anything else when all you re doing is pointing shooting and hoping for the best it s pretty hard to screw up capturing the character of a locale to at least a cursory extent and the pacing improves a bit toward the end but i defy you to remain actively interested all the way up to that point it s not an impossible task but it is a difficult one and given that it doesn t pay anything i d have to advise that it s really not worth the attempt on your part so that s me being the stereotypical negative nellie i suppose but what can you do i take no particular pleasure or pride in trashing obvious labors of love such as this and i give rider credit for getting his extremely modest little number all the way to amazon prime s streaming service i couldn t tell you whether or not it s seen a blu ray or dvd release but beyond that i really can t think of anything to fill in on the plus side of suburban coffin s ledger better luck next time to all involved but it s not like that next time is anything i ll be looking forward to based on the evidence offered up here this review and all others around these parts is brought to you by my patreon site where i serve up exclusive thrice weekly rants and ramblings on the worlds of comics films television literature and politics for as little as a dollar per month at that price you ve literally got nothing to lose and your support also ensures a steady supply of free content both here and at my fourcolorapocalypse comics site do give it a look won t you oh and i suppose a link would come in handy here you go https www patreon com fourcolorapocalypse international weirdness sniper corpse a k a corpse sniper posted august 21 2019 in movies tags cinema corpse sniper dvd eleri jones film howy bratherton jordan murphy keith r robinson kit smith movie sniper corpse tony eccles 2 coming our way from the uk in 2018 and boasting a production budget of 30 000 pounds writer director keith r robinson s sniper corpse now available for streaming on amazon prime under the closely related title of corpse sniper i honestly couldn t tell you if it s seen a blu ray or dvd release has precisely one chance to make it put succinctly it absolutely needs to punch above its weight class certainly for a flick with no money it attempts to tell a pretty ambitious story recently widowed diane keely played with something very much akin to actual professionalism by eleri jones keep your eye out for her in future whose husband was killed in action goes searching for his purportedly missing remains and some answers all the way into the heart of darkness that darkness being embodied by one dr craybrick tony eccles who delivers a solid performance himself who s the mad genius behind a military program that re animates the dead for purposes of conscripting them back into service we ve established that the acting is well above standard for this sort of thing then shout out to kit smith as braddock in this regard as well but what about anything and everything else okay i ll level with you there s some very dodgy cgi on offer here but when robinson and his efx crew go the practical route the results are actually fairly impressive and the same is true in regards to this flick s moody atmospheric cinematography as well as its front of the camera production values in general nothing s perfect there s literally no way it could be but more or less everything that you do see exceeds what you expect to see and for a micro budget production that s likely the highest form of praise one can bestow upon it robinson in other words has earned the right to take a bow here as is true for his talented cast and crew including both performers who bring the so called dark soldier to life body actor is that an actual term jordan murphy and voice actor howy bratherton which isn t to say that it doesn t suffer from some glaringly obvious flaws again this scenario was more or less inevitable you can only do what you can do with what you ve got of course and while robinson and company appear to have gone all out in terms of putting together a reasonably competent visual spectacle the script lets the side down pretty frequently with glaring plot holes why are british soldiers fighting in riga latvia in the first place and a tired anti drug premise giving the proceedings a decidedly dated feel to them but honestly as far as gripes go that s about all i ve got and it really ain t much so maybe shutting up is the wise course of action at this point which is something i ve heard from my family and friends on too many occasions to count if you come into this thing expecting a masterpiece of some sort then you re bound to walk away from it with your head shaking somewhat vigorously but if you re willing to give sniper corpse a chance to impress you both for what it is as well as how much more it is than it could be does that even make sense i sure hope so then it s sure to do so this review and all others around these parts is brought to you by my patreon site where i serve up exclusive thrice weekly rants and ramblings on the worlds of comics films television literature and politics for as little as a dollar a month at that price you ve got nothing to lose and your support also ensures a steady supply of free content both here and at my fourcolorapocalypse comics site give it a look won t you oh and i suppose a link would come in handy here you go https www patreon com fourcolorapocalypse something crashed in the woods and in this movie posted july 31 2019 in movies tags jeff profitt something crashed in the woods 1 nigel bach has a lot to answer for i ve talked about his bad ben series of films quite a bit on this site of course but leaving out their relative merits or lack thereof for a moment here the simple fact is that their relative success has inspired a small legion of wannabe filmmakers armed with nothing but their iphones and i suppose a dream one of them is jeff profitt and the fruit of his labors is the just released to amazon streaming something crashed in the woods don t let the title fool you though nothing crashes in the woods here at least as far as we can see but at about the ten minute mark your interest level in the film itself will crash mightily and never recover profitt himself is the sole actor in the film and he plays an unnamed dude who buys his dream fixer upper cabin and intends to vlog the entire remodeling experience because i guess there are people out there interested in that sort of shit on a walk through the woods one day he chances across some weird burn marks on the ground and on some trees and decides hey i ll come back at night and see what might have caused these because he apparently can t figure stuff like that out during daylight hours so he does just that and sees some weird lights and sees them some more on successive evenings not that you can tell one instance from another here nor does it matter events ramp up at least nominally but they never threaten to actually become interesting and profitt himself has so little camera presence that he probably couldn t carry a youtube remodeling show much less a movie about a youtube remodeling show gone off the rails and it s implied beyond the stars so there s your rundown i could go on and on sure the lack of suspense the amateurish camera work even by found footage non standards the risible acting the lack of coherence underpinning the entire project they all deserve some attention i suppose but dwelling on them would just be cruel to profitt sure who s probably a perfectly nice guy but even more crucially to you dear reader who has better things to do with your time than read a laundry list of faults about a sub amateur movie production that has 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