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y matches happen to be mormon that s right i am the mormon matchmaker and patti ain t mormon so this is where i need your help think think think of someone you know that fits or comes close to the following description and let me know asap 40 s 50 s age range patti is 49 and apparently has a bit of the younger hunger me too girl me too 6 2 6 3 not jewish she s jewish but currently over the jews any religion will do can be divorced with kids she s open for more kids too lives in the la area she s from miami but resides in la and is lookin for local love her type is laird hamilton kind of surfer skier athletic muscley ish she goes to the gym gtl perhaps nah jk she likes x athletes she also mentioned she would have chosen aiden not mr big from sex in the city if that gives you any help i never watched the show so i didn t really know what she meant her man needs a job he doesn t have to be a millionaire but he s gotta hold his own not someone that s looking for a sugar mama he takes her out and she cooks in return her date needs to be aware of who she is google her that s what i did so what names popped into your head while reading that oh so thorough description of her dream come true don t shrug off the names tell them to me mormons does this sound like a dinner appointment with the missionaries or what patti s goal is to be dating someone by the time her next season begins taping so we ve got to act fast she straight up told me to bring it she s around la for the next 2 weeks or so that means we ve got to act fast if you think of someone email me with his info at themormonmatchmaker gmail com i will take the screening process from there it d be great to have a picture his phone number email and anything else you can tell me about him now keep in mind this lady is a bit intense ok more like very intense you would have died to hear the conversation this morning her match has got to be able to hold his own so no pansies please i can hardly wait to see who you all think of this could be fun really really fun and guess what you could be the next match i make xoxo tristen posted by tristen ure at 7 27 pm email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels matchmaking wednesday october 6 2010 jayz wasn t lying i did it i finally up and moved to new york city i can hardly believe it myself with my postponed arrival date i was beginning to go crazy at home the excitement had long worn off last week i was a bundle of anxious nerves and emotions crying at any thought of my unknown future but i m so proud of myself day one in nyc was a dry one as far as my tear ducts are concerned i took the red eye last night along with an ambien when i woke up i was across the country and had remnants of snacks i don t recall eating all over me i also had the contact info of the daughter of the lady i was sitting next to i m not really sure how and why that came into my possession i m just crossing my fingers it wasn t because i agreed to some weird set up or something i m also crossing my toes and hoping i didn t offer up my own contact info the weather has already turned pretty brisk here so i borrowed my friends down parka and headed out trying to act like a local i looked more loca than local i got more than one comment similar to this ha yeah you already broke out the big coat i guess you re really cold ha i couldn t help but laugh at myself and then as i sat attempting to understand the lame compass on my iphone and which direction it was trying to tell me i was going i had a few nice gents offer their help i ll have to say that new yorkers get a bad rap they ve been nothing but helpful to me since the moment i got here wait i take it back sort of while i was waiting for the subway and thinking about all the great things i m going to accomplish here i heard the loudest longest and most disgusting burp from across the platform without even a thought about ignoring the nastiness like everyone else did i all of a sudden heard a gasp coming from my own mouth practically as loud as the burper i think more people looked at me then they did him i can t help it mama raised me right i gotta admit i think i m in love i ll even take all the grody behavior i ve got to find some housing some clients and other things but i did officially make my first nyc friend things are off to a great start posted by tristen ure at 7 54 pm email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels live what you love list nyc wednesday august 18 2010 daily dose of esteem from the bff briti says when i go to new york i can be anything i want to be making all my preparations for the big move is overwhelming some days on those days brit gives me the pep talk that i need to get my head back in the game the other day she told me tristen in new york you can be anything you want to be you can be classy she was dead serious too then today as i was talking with her about some of my plans for the city and some of the things i wanted to write about she said something like this tristen why don t you write a colum or something about how to loose a guy in 10 days you re really good at all sorts of stuff like that ahh gee brit i m glad someone s got some faith in my skills ohh new york city we all can t wait to see what you bring posted by tristen ure at 3 41 pm email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels nyc pritty britty sunday august 1 2010 the plan so i ve busily been tying up all my loose ends here in california i even packed up all my skinny goal clothes and told myself i can bring them back out when i m actually close to reaching 118lbs hey be proud of me i finally upped the goal from 105 i feel like i really am going to be able to achieve this realistic approach to life and be successful at it so here s the plan i m going to head off to the big apple and start up my lashing business there everyone needs lashes right if i really work hard i know i can do it i ve got a few months of savings to get by on and i figure i ll give myself till december to make it work and if i can t get it together financially then i come back home no biggie i give it an honest shot and see what comes my poor mother i m sure i ve sent her to bed yet again she s trying her best to be supportive and happy for me i knew she had some opinions dying to come out as she nodded with a forced smile of support if you come back you re going to get your teaching credential oh bless her i might be her most obedient child yet oddly the child she spends the most time on her knees for i don t know why i always tell her not to worry it ll all turn out just fine i think if i m not worried about my life then she sure shouldn t be it s gotten really bad though every now and again i ll have a rough day and need to talk it out with an unwelcome tear or two i only use my mom as a sounding board as a last resort my tears put her to bed for at least a week after she consoles me it s all too much for her like i said bless her heart knowing that i ve worked really hard for the past year and half building up fabulash i decided i would fly home every month or so to service my clients if new york ends up being a bust i don t want to come back and start from scratch again there are a whole lot of unknowns but i can hardly wait posted by tristen ure at 10 45 pm email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels live what you love list nyc work shmirk sunday july 25 2010 set me free why don t you babe so i m doing it i m finally going to be able to check it off my live what you love list i m moving to new york you might be wondering if i have a ton of friends there awaiting my arrival nope or maybe you re thinking i have a great job opportunity that i just can t pass up nope again i just want to do it so i m doing it i mean i m about to turn 31 thirty one it s embarrassing but at the same time liberating thank heavens 30 is almost outta here being 30 years old is that unspoken deadline we all know about of course i thought it all would happen by the time i left my twenties and by all i mean marriage kids career life etc etc yeah well surprise surprise i can t check one of those things off my list but this is where the freedom rolls in i m done i can let it all go i have been set free by the death trap of dread and can finally go back to living my life i mean i remember last year at about this time the optimist in me thought maybe just maybe with only days left before i reached 30 i d be united with the man of my dreams and we d elope with only moments to spare before the big 3 0 was imprinted on my life forever hogwash enough of that idealism crap i m opening my eyes to a sweet dose of reality and i m in love i m not bitter there s not a bitter bone in my body i don t feel entitled i m a good girl and my good things will come to me when the time is right i m just perfect i m perfectly happy so the conclusion is what a perfect time to begin the next adventure 31 never looked so good i can hardly wait posted by tristen ure at 10 45 pm email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels live what you love list nyc wednesday july 21 2010 beauty is in the eye of the beholder hope not aghhhh i think i might cry i think i m getting a lazy eye no offense to those of you born with such additions of character but my eye seems to be a taking on this new trait 3o years in pretty easy to not be ok with that am i just noticing it because i m still experiencing jet lag from my trip overseas is it the botox have those expensive little toxins found their way down to my lids in an attempt to teach me a lesson on frugality and accepting the affects of aging is it my subconscious trying to tell me to look at life with only one eye open cause it just looks better that way whatever it is i hate it like i don t already have enough to worry about as far as what i see in the mirror my poor eyebrows are as sparse as they come but i will say that defect i m pretty sure is my mom s fault when i had to wear a patch yes an eye patch like a freakin pirate arghhh and i was chubby and i had freckles because of my astigmatism it was actually on the wrong eye for 6 months before it got switched to the correct eye how that went on for so long i ll never know so both eyebrows had the opportunity to experience the quick it hurts less ummm actually no it doesn t rip of tape that took half my brow with it so about 5 years ago in an attempt again following sweet mammie s advice to help the brows out i got them tattooed on yeah it looked great until the tattoo turned orange you probably think i m the only one that noticed the discoloration wrong people many people have actually asked me why i color my eyebrows in with an orange pen i ll admit it s one of the few times my face reddens with embarrassment then i ve got all these pre cancer spots dotting up my face gotta admit i love a homemade beauty mark but these things ain t pretty especially when i orange tan that just brightens em up a notch i ve already had one basal cell removed and was left a lovely scar on my nose the dermatologist actually wanted to remove another potential basal cell on the tip of my nose with another moh s surgery i through defiant tears said no wait till i m freaking married then scar me up all you want not doing it now i love my mom and all but she sure screwed me when it came to inheriting her fair skin with a birthday around the corner i m beginning to wonder how one learns to age gracefully is there really such a thing my eyeball with a mind of it s own thinks not ps if you happen to ever watch this phenomenon momentarily transform my face please don t stare just pray for me pray posted by tristen ure at 10 12 pm email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels embarassing just me sunday july 11 2010 bullcrap we saw a few good hits while we psyched ourselves up to join in the fun so pretend you see us in the middle of this crowd prancing around like we weren t scared of a thing cause we were there i m all about checking items off of my live what you love list but at 5am this morning i was over running with the bulls after a night of cleaning up my mom s barf i swear i was in as much sympathetic pain as she was i just wanted one moment to sleep without someone on top of me or hearing babies screaming joyfully playing but micah was insistent that we were going so lindsey he and i left for the hour long ride to pamplona to run from some bulls i of course brought my makeup bag because if there was one more picture that needed deleting from this trip i would cry but before i knew it we were parked i swear like 20 miles away from the party had lindsey been driving we would have parked up close and personal no doubt she s got a gift and outta there i caught a reflection of myself and the only word that came to mind was fugly natural beauty is something i know nothing about and then to make matters worse somebody forgot to tell me that you were supposed to wear all white and the red scarf thingy ohh i was raging i stuck out like a sore swollen thumb in my purple free city sweatpants and american apparel v neck but at least i had tennis shoes on lindsey was wearing flip flops sick eventually we found where all the action was and can i just give the spaniards a shoutout i don t think i ve ever seen more good looking men in my life my staring was at an all time high it was a brunette lovers paradise however it was very confusing to find out where the real deal was because the entire city looked like the center of it all i have never seen so many drunken people passed out sleeping literally every place you looked and trash covering every inch of ground it was an incredible sight everyone s white outfits were purple wine stained on top and grodey mud and crap stained on the bottom we thought we might have missed the celebration we got to the packed streets and soon found it impossible to get anywhere to watch the bulls run by we ended up going down an alley and shoved our way towards the gate i was looking through some gap between people that was probably the size of my fist i look down and see lindsey crouching for a better view and wondered if she was aware of the unfamiliar rear end that was resting on her forehead i d hear the people scream and assume the bulls and people running for their lives were in view but i didn t see a thing in hoping for better results i tried climbing up a gate but in my efforts all i got were a bunch more not so accidental boob grazes i mean imagine if i had looked cute i surely would have walked away pregnant this one guy thought he and i were freaking on the dance floor and my grossed out look did not persuade him to stop so while demanding in my most disgusted voice stop it you re nasty and yuck i pushed him away with all of my strength on the 4th shove i finally used my knee to help me out a little with a smirk as if we d...