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vy loads don t let your bag tackle your step what to wear please dress in layers so you can adjust your body temperature it s gonna be cold and quite windy at the top have your long pants on to warm and protect your legs from the rocks and long grasses put on your hiking boots with ankle support prepare your stamina the first half hour of the climb is fairly flat after the first pelinggih shrine watch your steps as the track becomes steeper with full of solid rocks and pebbles no need to walk in a hurry enjoy the ride during your half way to the summit enjoy the stunning beauty of the lake batur finally from the top of the mountain batur be ready to embrace the serenity of sunrise at the east and look to the west at the solid view of mount abang and lombok s mount rinjani while enjoying all its beauties please try to cook your egg in the hot volcano steam now you know notes all the walk can take 4 6 hours mountain batur is a sacred hindu mountain please respect local sensibilities forget your short shorts and tank tops beware of cheeky monkeys they like to own your cute things there are some aggressive non licensed guides trying to sell tours when you arrive at the starting point if you need an assurance on feeling safe you can get a better deal on some trekking tours around the island that offer the packages which include transportation and an english speaking guide here are 5 tour operators for your unforgettable mount batur trekking 1 bali eco cycling http www baliecocycling com batur trek this tour is suitable for you who are confident on bicycles they provide snacks and a hearty breakfast their package combines mount batur sunrise swim with full day bali eco cycling tour price starts from 88 person pick up points uluwatu canggu nusa dua kuta legian seminyak sanur ubud 2 bali sunrise tours https www balisunrisetours com trekking tours mount batur sunrise trekking they provide a driver and air conditioned car or mini bus entrance fee to the kintamani area a guide per group of 4 people flashlights drinking water volcanic steam boiled eggs price starts from rp 650 000 person pick up points nusa dua kuta sanur ubud candidasa lovina 3 bali jungle trekking https balijungletrekking com mount batur trekking sunrise hiking tour they provide a private service with a flexible trip which allow you to make a stop at places after the trek without any additional charge as long as it s on the same direction to your hotel price starts from 49 person minimum two person pick up points ubud seminyak kuta canggu kerobokan legian sanur nusa dua jimbaran uluwatu lovina pemuteran amed sidemen 4 kadek bali trekking they have many option for tour package http www kadekbalitrekking com mount batur trekking price starts from 45 person minimum two person pick up points kuta seminyak jimbaran nusa dua sanur ubud padang bai lovina amed 5 mount batur sunrise trekking they provide a private driver a car and an english speaking private hiking guide as well https www mountbatursunrisetrekking info price rp 1 320 000 per person rp 1 760 000 per two person rp 2 250 000 per three person rp 2 600 000 per for person more than for person rp 650 000 pick up points they pick you up directly from your hotel diposkan oleh valiant budi vabyo di 11 38 am no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest tuesday september 19 2017 the misunderstanding club most of the misunderstandings in ubud start out with i think your indonesian friend doesn t like me why would you think so i knew that my indonesian friend really like her my american friend i set them up on a romantic dinner at a cafe in bisma street because they were both single and my instinct works better than tinder but the dinner seemed to fail a bit in ubud people come and go some stay longer some give us quick love then leave us with deep feeling remains i call it the classic tale of ubudian romance but some romances were destroyed by cringe worthy habits in my defense these habits are not part of indonesian or any country culture and are not necessarily entitled to a certain ethnicity or race in case you don t have time to check wikipedia page about indonesia we live here with over 300 ethnic groups with different local languages culture shock doesn t happen only to foreigners meeting the locals here even between us indonesians culture shock happens too i mentioned this to give you a bit of a background so you could understand this and withhold judgments my good friend is originally from the south of sumatera one day i was invited by his mother to taste her homemade pempek savoury fishcake together with her big family after the last bite they all had a burping parade his father said the more delicious the food the louder the burp should be interesting so i gave them my loudest burp because their pempek was delicious indeed burping means appreciating the kindness of the host who serves you food ah seriously i was not the only one who was surprised about this my friend was also surprised even he didn t know the subliminal message of burping he said i thought we re doing that because it s something we need to do after eating naturally but i know i couldn t do that outside my house no he lied he burped in my room too but i don t mind i do that too it s like a level of intimacy between close friends burping and farting brutally in front of one another so we d like to apologize when we accidentally burp in front of you fear not this is because we feel a deep connection with you p a ha speaking about deep connections we or most of us have a special relationship with sambal hot sauce chili paste you name it sambal matah raw sambal hijau green chilli sambal bawang onion and garlic or sambal dabu dabu in manadonese cuisine my favorite or just a simple hot sauce packed in plastic bottles we pair sambal with our favorite food fried egg deep fried tempeh curried noodle grilled fish and sometimes pizza i love to freak out my italian friend as i squirted plenty of hot sauce on top of my quattro formaggi pizza he calls it a violation i call it food fusion he said i tolerate your pizza but i can t accept it ouch my friend s experience was worse he got dumped by his ex girlfriend because he likes to eat sushi with sambal my ex girlfriend is really a sushi freak so many rules she wants me to pick up the sushi with my hand because if i pick it up with chopsticks i could ruin the perfect chef s creation she got really angry when i picked up a nigiri maki with a fork and drowned it on sambal terasi shrimp paste chili i laughed dude you are the freak i mean his ex girlfriend is a japanese chef not just a sushi freak she was the one who made that sushi it s mind blowing to think that some normal combination here could be truly awkward somewhere one evening i cooked my childhood comfort food curried noodle with shredded supermarket s cheddar cheese apparently this nostalgic moment raised the concern of my dutch friend you call this cheddar why would you put this fake cheddar on a noodle or in any cakes omg arrest me as you might notice some of our manufactured cheese here are scented chemically flavored but not made from 100 real cheese honestly most of us just don t care because they are cheaper than real cheese however the bright side was that now every time he comes back from the netherlands he gets me different kinds of delicious cheese saving me from a fraudulent life okay if this is what it takes to have delicious free stuff i would pour fake wine into my noodles next time i remember a christmas dinner last year when my french friend warned me as he saw my fingers crawling slowly to a cheese platter he noticed that some of us indonesians couldn t stand the exotic aroma of certain cheese ouch he should have met my family then we re all cheese maniacs either real cheese or fake ones i also found out that the shape of dutch cookie kaastengel which is also our obligatory cookie for moslem s eid lebaran is originally longer than indonesian kaastengel kaas cheese and tengel hand arm so it does look like a cheese stick it is a cheese stick thus if the dutch kaastengel is a cheese hand the indonesian kaastengel should be called kaaspinky because it s the size of our pinky fingers have you ever tasted it it s so deliciously crispy that you can t be quiet about it but ssh let s be silent for awhile let s hear about what my american friend said the one who was dating my indonesian friend throughout dinner he just kept quiet he seemed more interested in the food than having a conversation with me when the steak came to our table i became invisible she said first he was nervous that was his first date after 3 years of hiatus second that cafe in bisma has the most delicious tenderloin steak in ubud third my indonesian friend and me came from the same hometown with a similar family rule we grew up eating in silence well you can call it mindful eating but that term sounds too fancy for me my mama forbade me to talk a lot while i m eating because she was scared that i would choke on a piece of meat or a fishbone enjoy the food embrace the taste a chat can wait and most of the times we had our dinner on the sofa watching some tv series ah wonderful times since then i ve also became that cool calm collected man while munching the main course and only got back to my chatty and gossipy self while waiting for the dessert but of course i adjust my manner to fit in the banquet squad i could manage to talk while eating with this rhythm chew chew swallow talk chew chew hey what s in it onion chilli hey swallow talk so if we eat in silence with you it doesn t mean we dislike you unless you re such a douchebag then i said to her oh well he likes you and the tenderloin too in the end my indonesian friend and my american friend live happy ever after until visa requirements do them apart sad but don t cry i have a happy ending for you because not all weird mixtures are blasphemous one starry night i waited for my dinner to come in a warung in penestanan suddenly an international traveler screaming hysterically i didn t know that avocado juice could be this delicious i thought avocado was just destined to be guacamole whoa cheers mate now i m wondering is there any food beverage or local habits that baffles or amazes you but you re too shy to ask or too cool to tell don t worry i heard some experts say that our brain judges others naturally but we have the option to understand and discuss about what baffles us don t let stereotypes fool us because in the end love conquers all but better hide that sambal burping diposkan oleh valiant budi vabyo di 2 42 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest kritik klasik diposkan oleh valiant budi vabyo di 2 34 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest tanpa menolong cuma melolong diposkan oleh valiant budi vabyo di 2 30 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest tuesday september 12 2017 gempuran selebgram diposkan oleh valiant budi vabyo di 2 27 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest friday august 25 2017 kagum yang berlebihan tinggal di pulau para pelancong membuat saya terbiasa dengan ungkapan ungkapan kekaguman yang terdengar berlebihan misalnya aku merasakan banyak keajaiban semenjak tinggal di sini pesona bali telah memanggil batin saya sejak lama aku dan energi bali benar benar bersatu padu dalam harmoni indah menyanyikan lagu merdu di hati nurani lalu ia pun berpose yoga menantang sinar senja menunggu saya memotret untuk stok foto instagramnya tapi terkadang saya diingatkan untuk bersyukur atas kelebayan mereka suatu sore seorang pelancong asing bertandang ke kamar saya kamar saya ini bentuknya loteng toko sederhana sekali jauh bangetlah kalau dibandingin sama rumah bos first travel yang memukau itu begitu pintu terbuka si pelancong asing mendadak terkesima astaga ini apartemen impian saya lihat langit langit itu ukiran pintunya indah sekali sungguh keajaiban bali ia lalu membuka pintu keajaiban bali itu waah lihat balkoni ini kamu bisa menikmati senja di sini setiap hari kamu beruntung sekali saya terkekeh geli mendengar racauannya kamu mabuk ya tidak saya bersungguh sungguh kelak kalau pensiun saya mau tinggal di apartemen seperti ini di ubud sudah berapa lama kamu tinggal di sini tinggal di apartemen ini maksudnya saya malu sendiri menyebut loteng ini dengan sebutan apartemen hampir 3 tahun apa tiga gituan tahun ini terjemahan kasar dari what three fucking years apa kabarnya kalau dia dengar ada teman sudah tinggal 30 tahun di sini ya tapi walau tersipu sipu geli dalam hati saya diam diam bersyukur betapa kehidupan yang kadang kita sia siakan ini bisa jadi impian buat seseorang dan kalau mau fair fairan saya pun melakukan kelebayan yang kurang lebih sama saat pertama kali berkunjung ke negeri mereka astaga trotoar kota ini lebar sekali gak ada sampah gak ada motor yang ambil hak pejalan kaki ini zungguh keajaiban lalu berpose jalan kaki dengan tangan merapikan manset lengan kemeja memasang raut wajah orang penting yang akan berjibaku dengan jadwal padat padahal mah cuma mau cari toilet gratisan aja sih ya masa mau pipis mesti bayar 20 ribuan di instagram boleh sok tajir kehidupan sehari hari mah perlu ngirit mungkin mereka pun heran kenapa saya kamu juga kan nyari teman begitu mengagumi trotoar biasa dan memakainya bagai jalur catwalk itu belum termasuk foto sok candid di bus stasiun kereta jembatan tua atau menara besi yang bisa jadi membuat mereka bertanya tanya memangnya di negerimu tidak ada beginian ya jadi mungkin saat ini kamu sedang bercermin dan berkeluh kesah dalam hati anjir gue jelek amat tapi entah malam ini atau besok pagi seseorang bakal memandangmu penuh kekaguman bagai melihat keajaiban alam karena mata sama sama bulat cara pandangnya bisa berbeda beda aah lihat awan itu kawan bagai gulali surga diposkan oleh valiant budi vabyo di 9 33 pm 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest monday august 21 2017 igor nyaamm konon monster paling mengerikan itu bersemayam dalam benak sendiri dia bisa menguasai alam pikir bahkan mampu membuatmu tak mengenali diri tapi monster tak perlu berwajah seram bertubuh gigantis bersuara gemuruh ia bisa jadi berwujud sesuatu yang sering kau impi impikan kau dambakan sesuatu yang sering kau seruput dalam kedinginan atau kerinduan seperti pengalaman alam taslim saat melahap mi telur goreng mendadak helaian demi helaian mi itu memberontak ingin melepaskan diri dari cengkeraman sumpit sampai sampai mangkuk pun jungkir balik telur ceplok menjelma jadi mata sementara beberapa helaian berlagak bagai kaki dan tangan si tangan meraih mangkuk menjadikannya sebagai topi tapi alam tak melarikan diri ia alih alih menamai monster itu dengan panggilan sayang igor igor lambat laun mengubah langkah alam taslim 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