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Text of the page (random words):
vmfunc re lockpicking but for computers sys init continue msn 1337x fa sauce github twitter music nullpt rs ud2 ident txt diary network neighborhood recycle bin links philes nullpt rs ud2 rip socials github twitter soundcloud last fm huggingface ko fi other diary now uses rss ident txt mirrors codeberg git collar sh meta security txt humans txt plan ssh llms txt add my button a href https vmfunc re target _blank rel noopener img src https vmfunc re button png alt vmfunc re width 88 height 31 a copy celeste void vmfunc no js no tabs a simpler js free version is a work in progress you re not missing much it s mostly the cat chasing your cursor about press contact music network profile handle vmfunc θδ it its plural system of 7 bay area mostly known for re exploit dev security research philes at nullpt rs and ud2 tcp direct eternally dg runs an as and owns boxes dj when the terminal gets boring currently work on cybersecurity related tasks and ai alignment and safety previously at nous thales turingpi lunchcat started with game cheats went sideways from there welcome to my small corner of the internet feel free to have a look around or here s what the press has to say about me github soundcloud ident txt last updated 2026 06 17 philes silicon anthropology substack 2026 preemptive grief dressed as epistemics substack 2026 the watchers pt 2 the correspondence 2026 the watchers how openai the us government and persona built an identity surveillance machine that files reports on you to the feds 2026 top 20 worldwide with social engineering and a cheat that s still undetected ud2 2026 i cracked a 200 software protection in a day with xcopy ud2 2025 forging passkeys exploring the fido2 webauthn attack surface nullpt rs 2025 exploiting representational discontinuities in transformer architectures 2025 puppets 2025 reverse engineering arm64 hypervisor internals exploring the el2 abstraction 2024 emptiness 2024 untitled 2024 moonlight 2023 how to server side template injection 2023 also on nullpt rs ud2 rip me if you even care plan the classic finger 1 status file what i m actually up to also at plan vmfunc plan next switch chair rma framework audio expansion card died 2026 07 12 uac2 clock failure no longer enumerates slot verified good tuna tailscale up then pin its tailnet ip in syncthing nix wisp locked identity after process restart has no unlock prompt wispaccount unlock unused wisp guest share link viewer doesn t render substance info timeline chart flesh out the sops secrets layer build proper ac blocker with wood take out compost buffer multiplayer for high latency connections or slow wifis voice and text chat for multiplayer rich presence electron app discord invites for sm app doing hydra pr 1837 up nixnar compress_num_threads fix watch for review first step on nix maintainer path add next action buttons sf 2 finish daemon ui migrate app to monorepo one friends communities other press about me zyphe what the incident reveals 2026 03 pravda de openai persona spionieren nutzer aus 2026 02 afrotech discord cuts ties with persona 2026 02 gigazine identity surveillance system 2026 02 livedoor 国民の身元を監視するシステム 2026 02 techdirt the surveillance stack inside your age check 2026 02 winbuzzer leaked code reveals surveillance network 2026 02 fortune discord distances itself from persona 2026 02 hothardware discord concludes persona pilot 2026 02 iphones ru большому брату привет 2026 02 hacker news the watchers 657 pts 2026 02 biometric update persona pushes back 2026 02 crowdfund insider allegations of sharing user data 2026 02 id tech wire the biometric surveillance stack 2026 02 l indipendente la verifica dell età come sorveglianza 2026 02 piunikaweb persona ceo releases the email chain 2026 02 igor slab wenn alterscheck nach fincen riecht 2026 02 privacy guides the watchers 2026 02 kotaku hackers raise the alarm 2026 02 malwarebytes persona left its frontend exposed 2026 02 security boulevard frontend exposed 2026 02 cybernews leak links age verification to federal surveillance 2026 02 pc gamer 269 verification checks 2026 02 dl news sharing crypto addresses with the feds 2026 02 the rage exposing the surveillance web 2026 02 tildes the watchers 2026 02 tech start xyz sistema de verificação de identidade 2026 02 hacker news top 20 worldwide with an undetected cheat 2026 02 el ecosistema startup vigilancia de identidad con ia 2026 02 lobsters the watchers 2026 02 punto informatico persona sistema di sorveglianza 2026 02 adrenaline discord desiste da verificação facial 2026 02 habr данные властям сша и канады 2026 02 zhihu 失控的ai身份核验 2026 02 wikipedia cites the watchers as a source 2026 hacker news the epstein files aren t really redacted 2025 12 adafruit cracking 200 protection with xcopy 2025 12 hacker news the xcopy crack 2025 12 brodie robertson banned for trolling the linux kernel youtube 2025 10 the lunduke journal on the github suspension 2025 10 hacker news github bans vmfunc 2025 10 hacker news forging passkeys fido2 webauthn 2025 06 lobsters forging passkeys 2025 06 hacker news github css injection 2024 06 or here s what the press has to say about me blogs nullpt rs security research collective ud2 rip reverse engineering cracks tcp direct the homies substack longer form on substack vmfunc re blog my philes right here i dj sometimes mostly drain gang adjacent cloud rap emo electronic whatever s in the headphones at 3am latest set soundcloud com single on heavy rotation toby fox undertale deltarune brainrot rxknephew top track crack dreams drain gang bladee ecco2k thaiboy digital whatever s in the headphones at 3am last fm scrobbles load when you click this tab rendering 99 this directory has been at 99 since 2019 it s fine it s a vibe the network such as it is the boxes all hosted in the us sometimes they re online sometimes they re not it s part of the charm server status server status latency asn information loading asn information last updated github vmfunc twitter vmfunc email celeste linux com matrix vmfunc mozilla org note twitter or email for anything urgent matrix is hit or miss i m there when i m there vmfunc re nullpt rs ud2 rip tcp direct eternally dg lockpicking but for computers they broke the locks so we could see what s inside ok cancel timedatectl d it is currently try const response await fetch api check servers if response ok throw new error failed to fetch server status const results await response json clear the loading message tbody innerhtml calculate percentage of online servers for the main server status indicator const onlinecount results filter r r status online length const onlinepercent math round onlinecount results length 100 update the main server status indicator if it exists const mainstatuselement document getelementbyid online if mainstatuselement if onlinepercent 90 mainstatuselement textcontent online mainstatuselement style color 198009 else if onlinepercent 70 mainstatuselement textcontent degraded mainstatuselement style color cc7722 else mainstatuselement textcontent disrupted mainstatuselement style color cf0000 split into online and offline servers const onlineservers results filter server server status online const offlineservers results filter server server status offline sort each group by the predefined server order onlineservers sort a b return serverorder indexof a name serverorder indexof b name offlineservers sort a b return serverorder indexof a name serverorder indexof b name combine with online servers first but each group in proper order const orderedresults onlineservers offlineservers add rows to the table orderedresults foreach server const row document createelement tr if server status online row style backgroundcolor rgba 25 128 9 0 05 very light green for online servers const namecell document createelement td namecell textcontent server name const statuscell document createelement td statuscell style textalign center if server status online statuscell innerhtml online else statuscell innerhtml offline const latencycell document createelement td latencycell style textalign right latencycell textcontent server latency server latency ms row appendchild namecell row appendchild statuscell row appendchild latencycell tbody appendchild row update last checked time const lastupdateelement document getelementbyid last update time const now new date lastupdateelement textcontent now tolocaletimestring catch error console error error checking server status error tbody innerhtml error connecting to servers click ok to try again fetch asn info from server side route token stays server side async function fetchasninfo try const response await fetch api asn info const asninfo await response json const asndetailselement document getelementbyid asn details asndetailselement innerhtml asn asninfo asn country asninfo country name asninfo name peers asninfo peers prefix asninfo prefix routes asninfo routes description asninfo description registered asninfo registered catch error console error error fetching asn info error document getelementbyid asn details innerhtml failed to load asn info start loading the data immediately when the page loads we ll initiate both api calls right away even if the network tab isn t active fetchasninfo fetchserverstatus add click event for tab to ensure data is refreshed when the tab is viewed const asntab document queryselector button aria controls asn asntab addeventlistener click function refresh data when the tab is clicked fetchasninfo fetchserverstatus add refresh button click handler const refreshbuttons document queryselectorall button refreshbuttons foreach button if button innertext ok button addeventlistener click function const activetab document queryselector button aria selected true if activetab activetab getattribute aria controls asn fetchasninfo fetchserverstatus display properties theme windows 98 default 98 crt scanlines windows xp experimental applies instantly remembered next time ok start windows 98 terminal nullpt rs ud2 rip soundcloud ident txt philes diary new home display properties log off vmfunc shut down buffering 9 41 am