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adventures in dubai your favourite number one blog adventures in dubai your favourite number one blog british designer living in dubai tells nearly all friday december 02 2011 happy birthday uae 40 eh almost time to break out the pipe and slippers put your feet up on the dog and fall asleep watching news at ten as if congratulations posted by keef at 8 37 pm friday february 04 2011 egypt as if mubarak s refusal to just go away and the murder of several protesters yesterday weren t enough the egyptian government has ordered mobile phone operators in the country to send this message to all of their subscribers the armed forces urge egypt s loyal men to confront the traitors and the criminals and to protect our families our honor and our precious egypt traitors criminals come on guys get a life will you outside of politics would be good and definitely not in pr morons posted by keef at 6 08 am tuesday october 05 2010 dubai furnished property dubai rental property have been comment spamming this blog and my madrid blog neither of which are about property rental at least in dubai i asked them to desist yesterday and in response they left me five fresh comments i know that off site links from other blogs and websites are good for search engine rankings but this is going too far i will be watching the results for dubai furnished property quite closely over the next few days and also reporting the company to google if they persist in their extremely irritating action foolishly they publish a mobile landline and fax number on their website it may become necessary to make a few phone calls labels comment spam dubai furnished property dubai rental property posted by keef at 9 34 pm thursday september 09 2010 doesn t the world have enough madmen so pastor terry jones a florida based leader of a very small church of nutters has declared this coming september 11th to be international burn a koran day despite massive condemnation from barrack obama hillary clinton the pope and tony blair he is still planning to go ahead and throw 200 qurans onto a bonfire i find it incredibly hard to believe that in a country where pretty much anyone can be arrested for pretty much anything this moron from hell cannot be stopped from carrying out this vile act sadly there s also no way you can explain that to the proto rioters in pakistan afghanistan the middle east and bits of north africa who are so used to a lack of freedom they think if your government knows you are about to do something insanely stupid and doesn t stop you from doing it then that government implicitly supports your actions in this case bollocks to freedom of speech pastor jones must know the impact of what he is planning and the likely consequences thereof if the us government cannot stop him then there is something seriously wrong with the system labels freedom of speech pastor jones quran burning posted by keef at 9 57 pm monday may 31 2010 israel attacks aid convoy early this morning the israeli defence force boarded one of six ships carrying humanitarian aid from turkey to gaza and killed at least 10 possibly 19 unarmed activists this happened about 50 miles offshore in international waters by any reckoning that s an act of war and yet there is hardly any international condemnation half a dozen ambassadors called in for a slap on the wrists and the silence from the us has been deafening israel behaves more like the rogue state it is with every passing day arab states continue to prevaricate and tremble at the knees while the us not only refuses to condemn israel s actions but actively enables them with billions of dollars of aid every year i would have expected obama to take a very firm line with israel but it seems he s lost his bottle had the israeli government sat down and brainstormed what was the worst most revolting sickening and disgusting thing they could do i doubt they could have dreamt up anything to beat murdering a dozen or so peace campaigners whose sole aim was to bring some relief to the palestinians i am sure that most israelis are fundamentally decent people but that cannot be said for their leadership human decency features nowhere on their agenda will no one stop these bastards labels flotilla attack israel posted by keef at 7 58 pm sunday may 02 2010 confession for about my last five years in dubai i had an officette in dubai media city dmc was quite a pleasant place to work on one side we had the arabian persian gulf and on the land side we had an artificial lake and a bit of parkland beyond that there was this wiggly bridge thing that crossed the lake with a square bulge in the middle that had a kiosky kitchenny thing that could be used for a teeny weeny cafe i think it had one tenant for about two months during all the time i was there i used to like to go out on the bridge several times a day i would stand on the cafe platform and stare into the water lost in my thoughts one day in high summer i noticed there were thousands of little fish lurking in the shade provided by the bridge and the platform i also noticed that the sun was at such an angle it cast a shadow of my upper body onto the water and then i noticed the little fish were moving into the shaded area provided by me so here s the confession i would wait until my shadow was full of fish and then i would deliberately move several steps to the left or right thereby exposing the fish to the full heat of the sun causing stress trauma and goodness knows what else to the poor little blighters sorry fish posted by keef at 10 51 pm sunday april 04 2010 is this justice during my thirteen years in dubai i usually had at least one friend or acquaintance who was in jail at any one time usually they were found to be innocent of whatever it was they were accused of farting in lifts middle finger waving driving with a miniscule amount of alcohol in your blood having a poppy seed from a bread roll stuck to your jacket even having smoked a spliff in a different country not having the actual prescription translated into arabic for the medications you have to take these were all considered crimes so serious as to justify a month in jail followed by deportation i consider myself very lucky to have avoided any personal incarceration during my time there although i did have a scare when i once told an iranian client to just pay the sodding bill and a few days later received a letter from their lawyer so the latest blot on dubai s travesty of a legal system a couple accused of kissing in public sentenced to a month in al slammer followed by a one way flight home the evidence in this case seems to be vague contradictory and or non existent it was the word of one emirati woman who didn t even turn up to any of the hearings and who said variously the kissing was witnessed by her 2 year old daughter at 2am in a burger joint or that she d seen it herself of course the uae is a sovereign country and has the perfect right to make any laws it cares to however i do think the government especially in dubai needs to think about the contradictory and negative image that cases like these are creating on the one hand they are desperate for tourist dollars but on the other hand these stupid little crimes which are just normal behaviour elsewhere are punished out of all proportion to their severity and you can say well tourists should learn about these things before they come but it is not actually possible to do so and if it was i think a lot of people would just be too scared to visit labels hypocrisy injustice kissing in public uae legal system posted by keef at 5 55 pm wednesday march 03 2010 arrest netanyahu yeah right you ve got to love dubai s police chief dahi khalfan tamim i always found him very entertaining when i lived in dubai and now there s this dubai police chief to seek netanyahu arrest posted by keef at 2 36 am tuesday january 05 2010 burj khalifa so they finally managed to complete the burj dubai and get the thing open congratulations to emaar and dubai on a stunning achievement and a truly mind blowing fireworks display search for it on youtube if you haven t seen it like most people i had a wtf moment on hearing its new name for the first time let s just say dubai sounded pretty good and even zayed would have had a nice ring to it and i had a good laugh at hearing somebody has registered burjkhalifa com how i wish i d thought of doing that i won t bore you with speculation about what i think the name change actually means happy new year posted by keef at 7 46 pm thursday november 26 2009 that wraps it up for dubai then what do i know reuters thinks dubai is in a bit of a financial pickle dubai faces financial sheikh up if i was the boss i think i d just give the place to abu dhabi and bugger off to retire in spain cordoba probably or granada some nice islamic architecture there bits of it look like ibn batutta mall and it s sunny most of the time posted by keef at 2 36 am about me keefieboy dubai 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