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n in favour of him during a campaign still want to attract eyeballs to the articles and advertisements if that means putting up a headline that makes the prime minister look less than favourable the media will do just that the reporting on this tour of public meetings has been a lot of pointing out the prime minister s flaws as a leader of a nation last week the prime minister was asked a long winded question about his government s future implementation of a carbon tax i heard the long winded question once and knew that the question being posed was thus how do you justify implementing a carbon tax that will raise electricity prices when electricity prices are already over inflated the prime minister s answer was not as long winded but showed deliberate signs of obfuscation and passing the buck onto somebody else i will paraphrase the prime minister don t blame me the carbon tax hasn t taken effect yet and electricity rates are a provincial ontario matter not a federal one prime minister trudeau all ontarians are canadians so what matters to them should matter to you and once the federal government starts taxing provincial services those services become relevant to the federal government think about it this way a federal law that effects the whole nation may affect each province differently that needs to be considered before enacting a law the question being asked was being asked at the right time before the law takes full effect thus giving the lawmakers the opportunity to see the err in judgement that was made in parliament the prime minister is very aware of canada s bilingual nature most of the nation speaks english a significant minority speaks french only prime minister trudeau is fluent in both languages at a recent appearance the prime minister spoke only in french even when asked questions in english at an earlier appearance the prime minister spoke entirely in english even when asked a question in french yet again the prime minister found a way to put his foot in his mouth and prove to the country he doesn t get it in the french only appearance prime minister trudeau was asked in english a question about receiving english language services and the lack there of in quebec he answered in french when asked a question about the lack of english language services being provided by the government don t answer the question in french i m convinced that no matter how much the prime minister reinforces the notion that he s an inept leader it will not effect the next election and it will not effect his ability to pass laws in parliament prime minister trudeau s greatest asset is his appearance and his party s ability to run a successful campaign it s often been said he has great hair i disagree it think it s his eyes he has those i m so sensitive i m listening to you eyes he s got ray liotta eyes i understand that voting for a guy because he s pretty is stupid but stupidity is not a disqualification for voting rights to drive a car legally at least in this province you have to pass three tests to vote provided you were born in this country all you have to do is not die in your first eighteen years for crying out loud some convicts have voting rights in this country 1 comment from uncategorized blatantly moronic statement december 5 2016 five years ago i penned a post in this blog about why living in canada sucks balls it can be read here here eh somebody recently commented on that post something about how my post was a blatantly moronic statement it s been a while since a random comment on my blog inspired a new post thanks yonk loyal reader of wigsf3 wordpress com blatantly moronic statement really sums up this website don t it if only yonk could read that now deleted post about ugly boobs with the stick person drawings of ugly boobs moronic statements with pictures i like to think i put effort into this level of moronicity yonk if you re actually reading this i m not being sarcastic i truly believe i am a moron a glorious moron that s a 3 on the moronicity scale the official wigsf3 moronicity scale 1 the oblivious moron they re morons don t realize they re morons and go on through life never knowing they re morons most likely to die by blindly following a gps sat nav into a lake or off a cliff 2 the trying moron god bless em they just can t help themselves they morons they mean well but all the book learnin and edumacation won t fix them they know they re morons and try not to be but to no avail most likely die from a poorly treated infection caused by a cut on their hand they received while trying to put a nail in a wall from which to hang their diploma proving a university education 3 the glorious moron they know they re morons but instead of trying to swim against the tide they go with it and try to make the most of it most likely to die after going blind watching a looney tunes marathon then eating a poisoned sandwich because they couldn t read the labels you know from being blind and all and they dressed their sandwich with toxic chemicals instead of condiments 4 the super moron these people have figured out how to live life as morons and succeed at being morons with so much grace and skill that nobody has ever clued into the fact that they re morons they re invincible they cannot be killed 1 comment from uncategorized i can see again november 28 2016 i had been putting it off for years i got my eyes checked again i had been wearing the same prescription lens for over fifteen years i cannot believe how many ugly people are out there they everywhere just walking around so much so that i don t want to wear these new glasses out in public amongst the ugmoes when i got home i turned on my video game system wow high definition video games look pretty sweet i couldn t even play for first couple of minutes i just stopped to look at the screen it wasn t blurry at all now i know why children would rather watch video games and ignore real social interaction video games are much prettier than the mutant troll people that inhabit this world that s right you re all mutant troll people go back to living under a bridge and scaring goats 1 comment from uncategorized ham night tangents november 21 2016 what s the best bit about being a pirate is it the pillaging is it the cutlasses well according to that funny movie called pirates band of misfits it s the ham last night for the first time my mother cooked a ham it s just not something italians eat oh we eat pigs why do you think christians dropped the whole kosher diet thing in the first century there was no way the early christians were going to spread the word to people who eat pork now i baptize you you are now a christian go forth and spread the good news and be with christ oh wait one more thing i forgot to mention you remember how i told you about how this is a sin and that s a sin you said you were cool with the no murdering and the no coveting thing you remember that right well there s one more tiny detail put down the pork chop that s a sin too yet amazingly italians don t eat ham all that much we eat pig pretty much every other way you can imagine my dad s fiftieth birthday party he roasted a pig on a spit damn thing took ten hours and dad how was the pig worth every minute on the spit if you ever crash a wedding crash an italian wedding you don t even have to be anywhere near on time show up at midnight and watch as they wheel out the midnight porchetta you ll have to fight off a half dozen drunken wops to get some but it s there and it s delicious okay a porchetta is basically a pig minus the limbs rolled up like a yule log and sliced into pieces and put in sandwiches with roasted peppers so back to ham night my mom cooked a ham for the family she put this orange glaze and pineapple slices on the ham i could do without the pineapple i don t care how sweet and tasty it turns my spooge i don t care for the taste of pineapple and i sure as hell am not feeding my spooge to people nobody wants to eat that i didn t really like the orange glaze either hey mom this ham is really good i ll have seconds but who wants my pineapple maybe next time you try a maple sauce maple goes great with pig when the ham was served my dad as usual piped up with a complaint based on no facts or information whatsoever what is dat ham i don t eat ham he ate leftover chicken from the night before instead don t be surprised this is the same guy who hated turkey because when he first came to canada somebody gave him a turkey which led him to think turkey was dirt cheap and therefore shitty food uh dad turkey is more expensive than chicken and it s leaner too you know less fat really i tot turkey was cheap no it s more expensive than chicken that s why people wait in line all day long for that one day a year in front of that store downtown for the free turkey because it s expensive and one day a year that guy who owns honest ed s gives away free turkeys hence why everybody in town loves honest ed so i been avoiding turkey for forty years for no reason well mom s been cooking turkey forever because she likes it and she lies to you and tells you it s chicken and you just eat it honey is dat true yes honey i ve been paying extra for turkey when i could have been giving you cheap chicken all this time really okay well let s go to the grocery store get some turkey i m hungry yet he still won t try the fucking ham 1 comment from uncategorized minimalization continued october 31 2016 i put a dumpster or trashco waste disposal unit in my driveway then i proceeded to fill it up with garbage and various crap from my basement and backyard and garage that old broken freezer got chucked wasn t easy but i got in the dumpster that old 50 projection tv set got chucked too sidenote it s sad that i live in a world where a functioning 50 television set is so unwanted that leaving it on the curb with a sign reading free tv goes unnoticed juice has a similar tv he s used it longer as a ledge in his garage than as a tv itself it turned out that i had so much crap in my house one dumpster wasn t enough i got a second dumpster after filling the first mind you some stuff was monetized a patio set that only spent two summers outside was sold it spent nearly a decade in the garage but only two summers outside i also sold my grandparents coca cola bottles they my grandparents weren t collectors they just knew glass bottles had a longevity and they would make a year s worth of tomato sauce every summer sure they could have put the sauce in mason jars they did that too but if they had a glass bottle of coca cola they could drink the soda then put sauce in the empty bottle my cellar was half full of old soda bottles i had everything coca cola pepsi sprite royal crown and all of those italian canadian variations of sodas like brio and mio and pasta fajola cola mangiacakes are now wondering if that s a real soda pop or just a joke that they don t get italian canadians are now briefly laughing but also thinking hmm yeah that s a joke but i would totally drink that for some reason the only bottles that have a value today are the coca cola the most common glass pop bottle from days gone by has value but that obscure brand like pop shoppe has no value i also found some tomato sauce in my cellar i don t remember who made that sauce or when if my grandparents made the sauce it would be over twenty years old and that means that i would have moved with that sauce twice my grandfather died in 1995 and my grandmother never made sauce again i m guessing my aunt made the sauce which would mean that sauce is probably about 15 years old either way i dumped the sauce i also chucked most of the christmas decorations seriously i had two christmas trees one of which was 16 feet tall if i made a list of all the things that i threw away in the those two dumpsters the list would be so long it could fill a dumpster itself here s something scary my house doesn t feel less cluttered it still feels full of stuff and i m still giving stuff away i have these friends who have two boys around 8 or 6 years old or whatever i ve been giving them all of my old transformer toys i still have a few left i m probably going to unload those last few as christmas presents i did throw away the piss chair though oh the piss chair you probably want to know how a chair could get a name like that i was younger then i was probably early teens or just before so like 12 or something my family had this orange swiveling office chair the chair had no arm rests and the back was t shaped it was kept in the basement of the house in the room that had my stereo and video games and stuff like that i was sitting backwards in the chair you know cool style my legs straddling around the vertical bar that held up the backrest making the t shape my brother had a friend over a guy named crispy my brother grabbed my legs and i for some reason started laughing lemme go i m gonna piss myself i said between chuckles well if that s the case i m not going to let go i kept laughing and repeating my warning and then i just stopped laughing my brother immediately noticed the look of calm come over my face he looked down and saw my pants were now wet he let go and said oh man you pissed yourself i went upstairs cleaned myself a bit and changed my clothes i went back into the basement and my brother and myself attempted to clean the chair since that day the chair has been known as the piss chair every person attempting to sit in the chair since then has been warned hey that s the piss chair i call it that because i pissed on the chair why the chair has been kept for over twenty years is unknown to me it s not like i needed a chair or have used that chair since it s been a dust collector in my furnace room since i pissed on it but now it s gone hopefully it s getting pissed on in that great big trash pile in the sky 2 comments from uncategorized politics medicine september 26 2016 the first big debate between the two leading american presidential candidates is tonight here are my thoughts today hilary clinton is an unlikable person i ve never liked her she s got bitchface that thing millenials have called rbf or resting bitch face hilary has it it s difficult to like anybody who has that i ve always disliked people with bitchface when she smiles i don t believe her hilary has a phony smile however what hilary has going for her is policy she s got a pedigree of being in and around political power since the 1970s people who have liked her stance on the issues still exist and can still agree with her donald trump is batshit crazy or at the very least seems batshit crazy when compared to every other politician his personality is erratic he lies his policy ideas are messed up they don t seem to make any sense what helps the donald more than anything else is the fact he is a breath of fresh air okay a breath of different air it s not fresh but it s different has there ever been such a dislikable pair runnin...