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holy rollers winking at death holy rollers winking at death pages home table of contents about wednesday november 30 2011 chapter twenty five mr b told thomas that he should really try to sleep but thomas was unable to even lie still for more than a minute at a stretch so instead he d spent most of the night watching as mr b turned a van full of stuff into a bomb powerful enough apparently to take out the golden gate bridge bomb making it turned out was not terribly exciting to watch at least not until the realization that if something went wrong they d be blown into tiny little fragments before they knew what had happened upon further reflection when it came to dying thomas thought perhaps fast and messy might not be the worst way to go at some point exhaustion and boredom overtook him and he fell asleep sitting up in a folding chair he had uneasy dreams about vaguely unpleasant things happening to him he woke up when mr b poked him in the shoulder not unkindly and asked him if he wanted some coffee he declined and wandered over to a window the sun had come up and it looked like it was going to be a nice day at least apart from the whole road trip in a van bomb thing his neck and back were killing him he made a mental note to try and avoid sleeping in a folding chair ever again when turned away from the window mr b was waiting next to him with a cup of coffee and a bottle of aspirin here mr b said i think you probably are going to want both of these thomas took the coffee and aspirin and used one to wash down the other ordinarily i d ask where you were headed mr b said he d apparently resumed fiddling with his toaster after he was done building the bomb and was once again poking at the toaster s innards with a screwdriver but i suspect i don t want to know about it at all mr b looked up at thomas to make sure his last two words had sunk in i hear you loud and clear thomas said hell i wouldn t want to know where i m going mr b said nothing and continued working on his toaster when thomas had finished his coffee he stretched a bit then held out his hand to mr b i guess i might as well get on my way i figure i ve got about a six hour drive today see you around thomas said mr b took his hand and shook it i hope you don t i m hesitant to say good luck but i hope things work out well for you good bye thomas good bye mr b the realization that he wasn t just climbing into a van but a bomb as well terrified thomas he worried about what might happen should he be rear ended on his way to the golden gate bridge his conscience was screaming at him to stop what he was doing the best thing to do would be to just blow it off and let eris do what she was going to do but he couldn t bring himself to stop the van and for example start hitchhiking east he couldn t bear the idea of his family getting killed when he could do something even a bad something to stop it he stopped at a truck stop diner to have some breakfast before he d been on the road for too long the waitress took one look at him and said i ll get you some coffee right away just after she d shown him to a table she had a ton of energy and seemed like the kind of person who was enthusiastic about everything she encountered he felt more tired than he d ever felt in his life what he really wanted to do was leave the van in a field somewhere and find a place to curl up and sleep for a week or so this weather is the bomb isn t it she said to him when she brought his cup of coffee thomas jumped a bit and said sorry what this weather it s perfect the waitress said oh yeah i guess it s pretty good thomas said he ordered and tried to calm down it was a wasted effort when his food arrived he ate his breakfast with little enthusiasm he barely even tasted it as much as he wracked his brain he couldn t think of a way out of his situation he wished he had just thrown the binder eris has left him away or hell just left it where it was to rot on the porch until the weather claimed it he paid his bill and left soon he was headed north towards san francisco once more death stood along the side of a lonely northbound highway in california she had her stopwatch and her notepad ready all she had to do now was wait for the guest of honor to arrive she expected him practically any minute thomas had been driving for a few hours and if he d been in the middle of nowhere before he was in a place even more remote now he hadn t seen another car on the road for probably twenty minutes he fiddled with the radio a bit but couldn t find anything he really wanted to listen to so he just left it on the station that seemed the most likely to play some ac dc when he looked up again he saw someone standing on the side of the road far ahead there was a low black motorcycle parked nearby and whoever it was up there was dressed all in black as he got closer and closer he realized the biker was a woman when he was about fifty feet away he saw she was simply standing there looking directly at him calm direct and unmistakable she had a clipboard it was death come to collect him oh thank god thomas said to himself as the van rushed past her a few seconds later a loose wire in the detonator mr b had built caused a spark and the explosives ignited the van exploded in an orange and black fireball that would have singed any nearby trees thankfully he was in an open plain the bits of the van that survived the explosion rolled off the road in a couple of different directions before coming to a stop thomas s remains would not be identified because frankly there weren t many dental records aren t especially useful when all the detectives could find was one flawless tooth his family and friends would not mourn him because they thought he was already dead but that would be in the coming days right now thomas s soul stood next to death on the side of the road he smiled at her in an embarrassed kind of way hi i m thomas swinton he said i know death said she smiled at him and asked him to take her hand he did you re not mad at me are you thomas asked no i just got to blow you up we re good after dropping thomas off at the gateway death decided it would be an excellent idea to visit ares and see if he might know how to find eris she arrived at ares s house to find him in the living room keeping an eye on eris who he d handcuffed to a chair eris seemed rather thrilled until she noticed death what the fuck is she doing here eris demanded ares ignored her hey death ares said hep and scroat will be back in just a minute they went to get beer great death said so uh i see you ve got eris handcuffed to a chair yeah ares said hep and scroat caught her skulking around while they were guarding that lady and her kid somehow they managed to catch her ares paused and asked eris how exactly did they catch you again fuck you eris said ares continued talking to death yeah they caught her somehow or other and figured they d bring her here so we could all keep an eye on her man was i shocked when hep scroat and eris showed up in my living room apparently having a group hug then hep collapsed groaning about his head and scroat was left to wrestle eris she was winning too until i stepped in to help him out wow sounds like things have been exciting around here death said nah not any more than usual ares said what have you been up to well i just caught thomas swinton driving a van full of explosives so i blew him up death said eris slumped in her chair a bit ares looked disappointed you blew him up and you didn t invite me sorry it was a spur of the moment kind of thing weird that he d never done anything like that before yet somehow he decided to blow up the golden gate bridge for no real reason that is weird ares said but you know people he told me he was coerced in to it he was actually relieved i caught him if you can believe it crazy ares said he looked like he was losing interest in the story already hep and scroat came into the house then carrying a couple cases of beer hi death hep said you want a beer no thanks i actually came to see if you guys could help me track down eris but well here she is yeah hep said it was nuts we were watching sandy and junior and eris just kind of showed up looking ticked off i don t think she even realized she was standing right next to us so we grabbed her and then we thought ares might know how to keep her subdued so we came here awesome death said yeah i know hep said so ares said so death said well what do you want to do about eris i mean she made a hell of a mess of things for you if i was you i d probably want to kill her her family death interrupted and anyone who looked at you funny along the way yeah no i don t think i ll kill her i figured out that this was all over you ares eris seems to be a little jealous of me eris spat on the floor now that s just fucking rude scroat said don t you have any class ares tried to pretend he had no idea what death was talking about so i think i m just going to make her invisible to you death said wait what no wait eris said shortly before vanishing why can t i see her hep said consider it a favor to all of us death said she s hidden from us and she won t be able to bother us again well not until she figures it out ares looked a little freaked out so uh is she still here in my house only invisible nope death said i sent her to north dakota she should have a good time there so what now hep said i don t know death said want to get a pizza ares said death looked at him and said you keep talking like that and i might just fall for you ares smiled and said you know what let s just be friends the end author s note woo hoo 50 273 words in one month catch you next november all you holy rollers posted by lucky at 8 45 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest older posts home subscribe to posts atom just getting started click here to go to the first chapter subscribe and get every new chapter followers blog archive 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