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s which might as well be replaced with diplomacy or a similar simple strategy game a world building history building game which could be either wholly narrative or set up as a card game i think microscope does something like this in game gambling fortune telling with cards dice and more a dungeon or city building game with lego bricks and dice a music game of trying to find the perfect song on youtube to fit a given scene character battle or result i actually do this at the game and give xp for players who come up with great music this big playhouse means that there are different things for different people to enjoy and actually think reducing d d to just one or two of any of these components diminishes it honestly it s not a great exploration game and it s not even that great a combat game but the mix and the openness of games it allows this is amazing i suspect even the founders of d d didn t realize exactly what kind of play house they had created by the same token taking the subsystems of the game and trying to reduce them to the same rule system does not necessarily work well what i do think is a problem is that d d as presented in the game books isn t up front and open about this situation it clearly refers to d d as a game but then says that the game has no real end no of course it doesn t have a real game why because the campaign is just a themed play time we re playing feyrun sic or greyskull sic or mordorland blues because it gives a mental reference frame to our actual games of kill the annoying archmage elfminister or explore the ruins of aetheria to find the magic sword of swordiness or banter and jibe in an improvised rhyming competition among oppressed railroad worker orcs while listening to music so phew not sure exactly where to take this forward but the games not game realization has opened my eyes to possibilities now since you read so far some music from dio and rainbow posted by luka at 01 00 6 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels dnd ideas muses 2016 10 22 all pcs are thieves over the past five months i ve drawn over 144 wizards thieves and fighters characters vignettes and accompanying texts a number i ve also published here the wizards were easy they re madmen plumbing the depths of creation seeking knowledge humanity was not meant to know bringing magic science and weirdness into the fantasy rpg a wizard as an opponent in a game of d d is the perfect opponent it takes so little to make them wrong the corruption of magic can make dispatching a wizard even one who is good at heart an act of mercy no hero needs feel bad about dispatching a wizard the fighters were also easy they represent power hierarchy strength domination a wizard breaks the rules of reality to get to the top a fighter is the top two heroes walk into a ring one comes out that is the fighter a fighter represents the man and it is so easy for the power of the fighter to corrupt after all there can be only one but thieves making thief type opponents is hard because by their nature they are not the opponents of pcs they are not kshatriyas or brahmins they are not in positions of power they do not seek to spit in the eyes of gods and demons with their magics they are the underdogs ordinary folks getting by on guts and guile thieves are essentially all adventurers at best they are competitors but not opponents prometheus heinrich füger 1817 prometheus anansi loki robin hood reynard the fox bilbo aladdin sinbad odysseus theseus conan brier rabbit coyote bart simpson the doctor bugs bunny benjamin all of them are thieves and upstarts against the order against the man sneaking into the scary wizard s temple to steal a ruby overthrowing a tyrant king going against the giants assassinating a hobgoblin holy man to prevent the downtrodden goblinoid masses rising up against the rightful elven aristocracy the only thieves are the ones who overthrow the tyrant and then put themselves in his place becoming the man the wizard the priest at the core of the d d adventure is a group of down on their lucks making it in the big world rising up against all odds to do this they use guile trickery guts and if they don t die they achieve glory in essence it doesn t matter if a 1st level character is a barbarian or a bard or a warlord terrible class name by the way they re all thieves and that s why setting thieves as opponents is kind of crappy they re thieves because they re the underdogs and have to fight a sneaky battle against those in power and that s why following elminster the all powerful s instructions is kind of lame because it s just doing what the authority tells you the pcs are in a fantasy world where they can overturn everything at no cost and now they re going to follow orders from the man to keep things the way they are how boring subvert the order bring down the fighters and the wizards that keep the common goblin down d12 table as you leave the popular noble king wizard s audience chamber a maiden slips you a discrete silk purse that holds a crystal rose and a scented letter alleging that the king has had six secret sons imprisoned in a crypt beneath the citadel of city over a group of petitioners with magic cabbage growing from their ears are beaten away from the doors by the nkw police an nkw security wagon rumbles by three captured goblins inside destined for the nkw processing facility five a merchant comes to you offering to pay for goblin futures on scalps you ll collect cleaning the new expanse of their troublesome hides he ll give you 50 on the rate so you can armour before you go to the new expanse a group of peasants with placards protesting the price freeze on turnips imposed by the nkw to fight speculators and kulaks a group of official trading house accountants laughs at them from their coach and throw turnip pies at them a nobly accoutred knight pulls you aside and mentions that if you do well in clearing out the marble quarries of marmarra of the filthy kobold raiders he may have a job protecting the tax collectors in the western ranch reach an astrologer attorney offers additional money if you also bring her any patent amulets on farms and mines that the goblins might have stolen in their raids the goblins don t realize that these trinkets are valuable if properly argued in the nkw property protection courts a preacher stands on a box ranting about the inhumanity of the filthy hobgoblins in the new expanse who continue to pollute the good folk with their robbery and brigandage and breeding like rabbits and bringing sexual diseases and corrupting young folk with filthy notions and stealing young men for their lust matriarchs the ranting goes on and on a noble scribe comes to mention that he knows a specialist interested in live goblins as test subjects for a spell that will allow for the more effective fumigation of the new expanses and will pay andsomely for them he passes an address in the fine warehouse quarter of city magnificence a woman in a great dun coat whispers if you want any illegal goblin tech to help you out maybe some of their cryptic mesomorphic keys to help you out in the rainbow ruins a troop of proud young recruits chests puffed and wearing the silver and red livery of the righteous fighters of the nkw march back and forth in the parade square groups of young fine women swoon delicately peddlers offer snacks shoe shining and grooming for pennies a number of drunken nkw university students accost several half goblin slaves and beat them with smelly salamis while onlookers cheer and wager posted by luka at 18 31 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels design dnd ideas table wtf 2016 10 17 30wizards the soft cloud the soft cloud hd 5 5 massive but soft ac 8 pillowy atk 1d4 1 intoxicating gentle and filling glorious ruler gently rests smoking the pipe of djinn on the throne of little three eyed thralls while contemplating the world through the colour haze of trans plutonian existence henchmen little three eyed thralls numerous cute lasagna eating menaces a vigorous shakeup of their hierarchy is a common spectator sport hd 1 1 ac 13 atk 1d4 poisoned lasagna see your embarrassing secret chair golem immobile but unforgetting golem immunities from below and behind hd 2 ac 18 magics pipe of djinn summons gin vapors and communicates with a djinn named eugene intoxicating colour haze of trans plutonian existence a void traversing communication enabling spell enlightenment brings confusion confusion brings release answers are questions wreathed in purple someone has stolen my throne and now the thralls won t carry me it was pneumato the gas wizard perhaps it was just misplaced in trans plutonia it s a thrall revolution lasagna for the masses there is no throne the pipe is corrupted eugene the djinn has a well laid business proposition for a gin franchise it will be a success i will never let him go he s my only friend gin who would ever drink that folly the polly pogue gang won t stand for that it has a nice cracker jack racket going but to release him some gentle virgin must drink the aetherial gin prison it turns mortals into 1 rainbows 2 potatoes 3 water nymphs 4 cheese 5 iron golems and 6 a shrubbery posted by luka at 04 59 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels wizard wtf 2016 10 16 sud session 3 three wizard time three wizards walk and are carried about dramatis personae the astrolomancer a quarterling astrolomancer with a tarot deck some crappy illusion spells and the summoning spell from lotfp the psychotropic neomarxist healer a priest of empowerment with a lot of psychotropic herbs and a few crappy healing spells the pretty pot a magic pot with an unseen servant charm spells and the ability to brew potions inside itself after becoming friends with the slothrog and releasing it they wander into the reaver camp after putting on a harmonica duel with one of the pirates sharing some long pig charming another pirate and singing an epic poem in praise of fooloo first mate they are acclaimed as true friends the pirates pay them for the entertainment and the charmed pirate chunky joins as a henchman carrying the pot they arrive at the golden barge and spot the skeletons on it after denting the barge a skeleton comes to fix it with mending they help fixing it they engage the skeleton in conversation and soon prove that they too abhor the flesh demons and point to the pot the mending and some illusion magics as proof after demonstrating their non fleshiness to some more skeletons they are allowed in the skeletons take them to see the great machine mind while equipping them with some sentient snacks to deliver at the foot of the great staircase they run into the great ape dropping barrels on them after very little thought the astrolomancer summons an arachnid demon from the great icy seas of chaos that is immune to all physical attacks it promptly breaks free of his control making themselves scarce crappy illusions darkness phantasmal barrier and some other stuff the summoned demon goes after the ape bypassing the whole battle they enter the control chamber where they find the odd headed supercilious and sniffy creature with a vibro axe trying to activate the mind machine interface helmet eventually they lure the demon inside and close the door behind them while they rest returning an hour later the room is a mess the demon has evaporated back into the seas of great icy chaos and they discover that they don t know the odd language to control the machine disappointed they proceed to poke around further in the barge picking up some books discovering great hamster wheels and deciding to discover another of these odd heads to use them to control the great machine mind then they politely leave thanking the skeletons for their help weirdness 4 5 bypassing combat 5 5 golden goats session 58 posted by luka at 19 14 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels review session 2016 10 13 30wizards kromo reza the first version sword kromo reza the sword v1 hd 2 10 heavy and metal ac 18 high and strong atk 2d6 6 proud and mental the greatsword glimmers great magus of the metal order binder of demons witch king of barbarians poses with the great thrall littlehead metalknees henchman servant littlehead metalknees a mind closed to reason and influence a strength to bring down great goats hd 6 ac 16 atk 2d6 6 and the words of metal magics bewitch barbarians influence speakers of unintelligible tongues by waving hands and flashing metal eyes hill arising runes they do make the hills walk and the lowlanders quake in fear gor na gor bo goru metalknees heavy metal knees that stomp and shake the ground and mark the true thrall prosthetic declamations worship me fleshy warrior and i will make you king sacrifice your most beloved sheep to me that i see your heart is truly mine wield me and your bones will be as iron climb the peak of ca ru na defeat the three headed bird alabu and call the lightning eat the soul of the horned wolf and your mind shall be closed to all ill magics i swear expose the 3 words of metal the three words ca death is visited by those you strike in my name save vs death ru black blinding ink fills the eyes of the stricken save vs blindness na dark lights burn dark and shed night around us pull me from the stone free free at last die mortal spunk ga ju ga my task is complete you are unbound as a boon that stone is now glod enjoy him yeah that was anti climactic do you have a body ready for me to inhabit posted by luka at 04 54 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels wizard wtf older posts home subscribe to posts atom support wtf patreon get more art more metal more rpg join the wtf stratometaship and find out what s happening in the uv grasslands the heavy metal steppe 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