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wonkette rebecca schoenkopf substack subscribe sign in home notes chat rules for commenting radicals how to substack wonkette wonkette s the split merch recipe hub archive newsletters about mtg is spilling tea about trump and we ll allow it you don t have to hand it to her but you can watch maga tear itself apart 1 hr ago evan hurst 99 290 13 greg gutfeld thinks women would be more fulfilled staying at home with kids and doing porn pass 3 hrs ago robyn pennacchia 117 575 13 in which donald john trump goes to the cankle dentist it could be a conspiracy if the patient would only shut up 5 hrs ago marcie jones 165 398 20 check my id or i todd blanche will unleash the wrath of the united states government on your restaurant i will come down on you like zeus himself 7 hrs ago gary legum 130 493 14 a noun a verb a reflecting pool an ankle dentist tabs tues may 5 2026 best words 9 hrs ago evan hurst 177 522 13 clickies older posts aqui looking for archive or view all wonkette bazaar shop at 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have to we watch the sunday shows so you never have to may 4 michael mora 245 531 39 trump pretty sure whatever put rudy giuliani in hospital the liberals did it condition critical as always may 4 marcie jones 222 501 26 trump murders world s most beloved airline blames biden joe biden quit making gas so expensive may 4 marcie jones 202 500 26 the latest from evan hurst mtg is spilling tea about trump and we ll allow it robyn pennacchia greg gutfeld thinks women would be more fulfilled staying at home with kids and doing porn marcie jones in which donald john trump goes to the cankle dentist gary legum check my id or i todd blanche will unleash the wrath of the united states government on your restaurant michael mora todd blanche destroying doj s latest comey prosecution so defense doesn t have to andrew fleming buffalo belts out o canada ziggywiggy wonkette movie night pitch black doktor zoom pope bob chooses formerly undocumented dude to be archbishop of pissing off trump matthew 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