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work hate work hate for anyone who s ever thought i hate work my job my boss oh god i think i m gonna cry 3 31 2005 welcome comrades greetings help yourself to some of our favourite wh articles and check out our archives how to lie and take a day off work a guide to the great sick day getaway are you a metros xual take our test using your rack to get a promotion tit for tat 10 things to do when you re busy at work don t make work for idle hands work is filthy why going to work is bad for your health the work h te cv how we didn t get the job we ll never know the world s worst jobs you thought you had it bad job interview tips the dos and don ts job interview tips reasons for leaving your previous job working from home daytime tv lots of toast posted by workhate at 3 31 2005 12 12 00 am 9 26 2004 exit interview work h te exit interview 17 09 04 interviewer roundy tubson reasons for leaving it was agreed that while work h te has been a lively member of the team now is an excellent and opportune time to part company work h te s performance over the last year has been at best reluctant work h te informs us that the reason for any lack luster effort was a dissatisfaction with the role quote i d rather staplegun my eyes to my brain than input one more digit into one more spreadsheet you overly officious jumped up sneering little tub bucket outstanding issues although the subject was broached work h te was not prepared to volunteer information regarding the still unexplained stationery deficit that coincided with work h te s time at the company we would like to state for the record that work h te was wearing what can only be described as a smug smirk whenever this subject was mentioned the interviewer would also like it to be noted that his pen and pad were missing at the end of the exit interview when quizzed about persistent ill health and absence work h te fixed the interviewer with a steely look and responded mondayphobia is a very serious and distressing medical condition any more implications that this is not the case will be dealt with by my lawyers future plans when discussing future plans work h te became delirious sobbing laughing and skipping around the room singing i m going to the other side of the planet to write a book i m going to be a writer on a national newspaper paper ah ha ah ha ha ha ha ah haaaaa leaving party after mutual agreement that any further time spent together would be a second too long work h te s leaving celebrations will entail the presentation of the bath salts and card purchased with the 3 12 from the circulated envelope this will be followed by the ceremonial carrying of the pot plant and left over tinned soups from the desk drawer to the md s car for the official last day lift to the station and insincere wave off comments work h te was a difficult employee reluctant to join the lottery syndicate or weekly line dance bonding exercise we are glad that they are finally moving on posted by workhate at 9 26 2004 02 34 00 pm 8 25 2004 procrastin tricks of the trade time waste potential 6 1 2 minutes we recommend creating your own version of the butchers secret language to use around the office tae tish sob posted by workhate at 8 25 2004 11 56 00 am 0 comments procrastin wordcount time waste potential 11 minutes beautiful and strangely addictive addictive 10577 see posted by workhate at 8 25 2004 09 23 00 am 0 comments 8 18 2004 the dog ate my home work ok so we re working from home at the moment and we thought it was going to a riot well at least better than the daily misery we re used to two words dial up the internet broadband revolution seems like a half remembered dream being woken by the postman at 11 30am the man s got a bl dy nerve absent mindedly shovelling pickled onions crab sticks sausage rolls wedges of cheddar and a jar of pesto into your face only to come round three hours later covered in mashed olives and flaky pastry being forced to watch cr ppy day time tv soaps and charitably endure the acting efforts of imbeciles well maybe not forced forced no canteen beans on toast and half a twix found in the sofa just don t cut it the people you live with having no respect for your schedule your workspace or your love for cr ppy day time tv soaps not getting the same sugar rush when you read popbitch holy moly endless blogs google news p rn in your own home there s no pre work after work or lunchtime rush at the gym bargain off peak prices damn my workstation it is covered in crumbs and splashy tea my screen it is blue with an error message cleaners it support hello i take it all back i take it all baaaaaack posted by workhate at 8 18 2004 04 55 00 pm 0 comments 8 12 2004 procrastin seven deadly sins time waste potential depends on how slothful you are sinner ever wondered what the eternal punishment for being greedy well you re put in cauldrons of boiling oil of course this website pulls no punches when discussing the very worst side of humanity you probably commit some of them every day without thinking about the rich tradition of eternal damnation in which you re participating but luckily has a sense of humour with it because as it explains haven t people always been immoral shiftless self gratifying good for nothing sh ts we ll drink to that warning may make you think twice about sleeping with your married co worker or stealing from the office then again it probably won t posted by workhate at 8 12 2004 05 31 00 pm 0 comments 8 10 2004 the art of giving bored of the same old card cake combo every time a colleague has a birthday gets hitched goes to jail then why not try something a little different roll your own oragami the japanese art of paper folding has been around for hundreds of years now welcome the origami boulder or wadded up paper as coined by its creater not only do they make great gifts but for an extra few bucks your origami boulder will come with a hand written haiku bonsai don t come back hilary lumbered with the sad envelope of twenty pence coins that constitutes hilary s retirement pressie fund never fear the retirement gift shop hosts a galaxy of moving and inspiring retirement gifts including the 9 95 don t look back retirement candle a 9 oz wax creation with tranquility fragrance decorated with a lovely beach sign that reminds the retiree to move forward say it with a funeral car birthdays maternity leave retirement new job nothing says we neither know nor are fond of anything about you like a business card sculpture yes for just 64 95 shipping you can convert twenty business cards into an amazing bottled card sculpture of a golfer an ambulance a computer even a stock counter in the words of business card sculptures they are truly a work of art looking for something a little different how about a business card hearse the perfect retirement gift posted by workhate at 8 10 2004 09 41 00 am 0 comments what better way to spend a friday at the office than browsing work hate the guardian email us fellow work haters about me name workhate view my complete profile previous posts welcome comrades exit interview procrastin procrastin the dog ate my home work procrastin the art of giving men have become office nancies explains someone c like shooting fish in a barrel 2 gary wasn t used to being talked down to read the archives january 25 2004 february 01 2004 february 08 2004 february 15 2004 february 29 2004 march 07 2004 march 14 2004 march 21 2004 march 28 2004 april 04 2004 april 11 2004 april 18 2004 april 25 2004 may 02 2004 may 16 2004 may 23 2004 june 06 2004 june 20 2004 june 27 2004 july 04 2004 july 11 2004 july 25 2004 august 01 2004 august 08 2004 august 15 2004 august 22 2004 september 26 2004 march 27 2005 we hate work drink at work cause you don t have to work in construction to get hammered i work with fools a shoulder to cry on and a vertical middle finger to flip accountant jokes as much fun as it sounds i hate work washingtonienne girl writes about working for having s x with senators blog gets discovered girl gets fired girl gets a book deal and poses for pl yboy call centre confidential thank you for calling the bottle shop another reason why they won t let us have alcohol at work true p rn clerk stories a lesson in dealing with all humankind including their personal fluids welcome to work hate the website for anyone who s ever thought i hate my work my job my boss oh god i think i m gonna cry