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was silent until he said i have to tell you something his words echoed against the bare walls oh god it s never any good when someone says those words was i doing something wrong did he have a peculiar fetish or need porn to get an erection maybe he also suffered from erectile dysfunction or had recently recovered from prostate cancer my head spun not sure if i wanted to find out i have herpes the mouth kind no not the mouth kind why in god s name did he wait to tell me this when we were both nude in his bed it wasn t a big deal for my last girlfriend but you know the french they re very relaxed about sex i honestly thought you d just say fine let s use a condom he actually said these words although we were talking about putting a band aid on a paper cut my mouth hung open stop that i thought do not judge him appreciate his honesty thank god he told me before anything happned i was an adult so i wanted to communicate my honest feelings wow no one has every told me this before i m not sure what to say i can t believe you think this is a big deal do you realize almost 70 of the population worldwide have herpes i hadn t and wasn t even sure if his facts were true or if he was donald trump ing me note his figures were not even close to accurate according to atlantic magazine genital herpes statistics are usually quoted at closer to 25 percent for women that s one in four and 10 percent for men but most of these people don t even know they have it that may be true but i d like to remain in the other 30 and not have to have this conversation with my next lover i have enough problems already it s really not a big deal you just have to take a medication i don t even take aspirin i m not taking any drugs just to sleep with you or anyone no offense now you re making me feel like a leper a leper that s your stuff not mine if i felt that way i wouldn t be having this conversation i d be sound asleep by now i ll call my gynecologist on monday and see what she says let s talk then i hoped he realized i was giving him the boot i thought we d spend the weekend together brunch museums movies i have to work tomorrow you didn t tell me that he sounded beyond disappointed i hadn t not because i was lying it just didn t come up he called me the next day to see how work went and explained he wasn t a needy guy his word not mine he just wanted to get to know me better over the weekend i was conflicted he communicated and was pretty comfirtable with his feelings as far as men go okay so i m stereotyping please forgive me he was honest to share with me he had herpes he didn t have to tell me that i never would have known he was a good guy a generous guy handsome a little rough around the edges but dressed in armani with all the trappings of a successful man i agreed to see him sunday night for a casual bite our clothing remained on at all times of course my genitals itched and i was convinced i had already contracted herpes until i heard back from my doctor on tuesday after the new year she explained the risks in the meantime he went to his doctor for a full blood work up and tests ten days later he claimed he was good to go although he never showed me the results from his doctor i m not willing to take a chance posted in dating experts health men sex sexual development tagged acyclovir cold sores condoms and herpes dating dilemas genital herpes herpes herpes simplex virus herpesvirus honesty in relationships how do you tell someone you have herpes hsv1 hsv2 i have herpes living with herpes managing herpes std facts stds telling someone you have herpes valtrex would you sleep with someone with herpes zovirax leave a reply happy new year image reply january 1 2017 by the v word posted in uncategorized leave a reply the coward posted on december 30 2016 by the v word reply while on vacation having a relaxing time i received this email from a man i had one yes one dinner with dear tiny my life is pretty good since you have been away i have been giving things some thought and i want to move ahead with my life and given your obligation to your work and friends i just didn t see that happening in the near future i am really fond of you but i want to have a relationship with someone in which i am one of the foci and while that may have eventually happened with us i was just not comfortable with the pace at which that was happening i kind of want to have a girlfriend with whom since my kids are all away i can spend evenings and weekends and who would come away with me and who i am in touch with by phone daily when she is not around so while i am super attracted to you i think it best for me to reluctantly move on i hope you find everything you want in a relationship and in general regards x i am hopeful that 2017 will be better for all of us dear readers foci foh say kahy noun plural focuses foci a plural of focus a central point as of attraction attention or activity posted in uncategorized leave a reply breaking up is hard to do posted on december 28 2016 by the v word reply i d been ready to break up with this guy for three weeks he said something dumb really passive aggressive relating to my intelligence over dinner i ran to the ladies room and was as sick as a dog it wasn t from the artisanal agnolotti filled with ricotta and italian pumpkin in a walnut and butter sauce we shared the bottle of sancerre the chef s risotto del giornoor the bigné filled with hazelnut cream and wild berry sauce it was my date that was making me ill my gut was telling me loud and clear this guy was not for me i returned from the lady s room a good 15 minutes later and said i was very sick and needed to go home after a dinner like this i m sure this was not the ending to our evening that he was hoping for i knew i needed to break up with him i consulted with my girlfriend it s not fair to break it off right before christmas her response so basically you re saying you want a gift not at all i argued so then you need to do it now before with time running out i wondered out loud how i should do it text email phone call or the most dreaded in person well since you have a mutual friend and you live in the same neighborhood you potentially could bump into each other again you need to do it in person in the meantime i took hours to call him back or ignored his text message i acted disinterested whenever we spoke his numerous text messages were filled with even more hearts smiles and balloons his voice was as upbeat as usual he didn t have a clue finally it was the day i thought about canceling or sending him an email instead i didn t i marched over to his home in the pouring rain each step with more dread he was freshly shower in a beautiful pressed shirt and oh so happy to see me after nearly three weeks apart i felt like a bitch he was a good guy a generous guy a pleaser with a successful company he wanted to take me away why was i letting him go i reminded myself that he drove me crazy and had an inferiority complex he poured me wine he asked if i was hungry and then he practically put me on his lap finally it was over i called my girlfriend on the walk home it was 90 minutes of hell you stayed that long i explained that i felt i had to the guy had been through and awful divorce which came out of left field he was having issues with his son and his best friend things were not good i wanted to stay and answer his questions about why i was breaking up with him i did what every woman i know wants i gave him answers i even brought him a chocolate muffins from the best pastry shop a parting gift did he cry i saw him wipe his eye was he hamming it up or holding it in i don t even know but i ventured to guess he was crushed it always hurts when it s a surprise as i was finally done and extracting myself from his couch he asked do you find me attractive what was i going to say no when i was breaking up with him truth be told he was tall dark and handsome and went to the gym every day not an ounce of body fat so i said yes of course and then he leaned in for a kiss and asked so could we still see each other i kissed him on the lips and laughed not one to give up easily he asked do you want me to walk you home by the time i got home there was a text message from him ughhh the next time i break up with someone i m sending a letter not a text message or an email a real letter with a stamp update he sent my a very expensive holiday gift from saks and a large bottle of bailey s irish cream posted in dating men sexual development tagged be kind best breakup break up breaking up breaking up is hard to do growing up humor it s over men relationships sex the leopard at cafe des artiste leave a reply merry christmas posted on december 22 2016 by the v word reply i hope santa brings you everything you deserve this holiday season love tiny posted in uncategorized leave a reply happy thanksgiving posted on november 24 2016 by the v word reply may your stuffing be tasty may your turkey be plump may your potatoes gravy have a nary lump may your yams be delicious and you pies take the prize and may your thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs posted in in the news uncategorized tagged bob s burgers happy thanksgiving holiday song linda song thanksgiving song turkey song leave a reply the return of the grin fucker posted on september 4 2016 by the v word 3 let s go back nearly a year to one of the worst dates of my life no wait change that the worst date of my life ever read about it here so you have a little background this guy was one sick fuck and i if you read my blog you know i never speak like that so i ll catch you up to speed i m minding my own business when i receive an email from a match com gentleman i use that word loosely i immediately recognized his user name as this was his third attempt to see me after our disastrous brunch date he actually had the nerve to ask me for a second date when he did i was very clear about why i would not date him yet this is the message i got from him today he said hi so here are some things i think you might want to know about me i m 6 3 slim athletic and all my pics were taken in the last 12 months i grew up in england moved to new york 20 years ago i live on the upper east side and my office is in midtown manhattan i travel a lot especially to europe i particularly adore italy skiing in austria and the beaches of the bahamas and the caribbean especially barbados i have two great kids both just graduated from college i m fit masculine sporty self confident and witty hopefully i told you all the important stuff but i m a guy so how would i ever know what women really really want to hear m so does this jackass forget we had a date or does he think i m so forgetful that i wouldn t remember him a snobby six foot three giant brit on a bike i said hi so here are some things about you that you might want to know we met some time ago i know you grew up in england and moved to new york 20 years ago you told me that over a horrible brunch as you told me many other things such as you have two great kids both just graduated from college one the fuck up and the other the grin fucker how could i ever forget a father that speaks that way about his children you most certainly told me all the important stuff in that awful meeting so now you know what this woman really really thinks i cleverly used his own format to respond he said sounds like i was having a bad day so you should give me a chance to show you what a kind and loving man i really am ok m i have to say as much as i can t stand this angry and miserable excuse of a man i m almost tempted to go out with him to see how he would behave it s that same sort of obsession of have with that crazy bastard donald trump like a train wreck waiting to happen for the mere entertainment value decisions decisions posted in dating men sex sexual development tagged dating advice dating arrogant men dating concerns dating jerks dating losers dating over 50 fuck up grin fucker jerk off loser match com dates this is why you re single 3 replies big wig posted on august 10 2016 by the v word reply i peered into the large glass front restaurant and knew it was him he stood there posed one leg up on the bottom rung of the bar stool looking confidently toward the front door even from twenty yards away i could tell something was off what was going on with his hair i approached suspiciously he caught my eye and immediately turned on his heels kissing me on both cheeks he was very animated and his skin tight and bright heathy eating or dermabrasion i wondered as he chatted away asking what i d like to drink my eyes went back to his hair full and dark brown not a gray hair in site and no variation in color a thick helmet of hair surely it was a wig not just a wig but one of the worst wigs i ve seen in my life i was angry with myself for being disappointed what if he had been ill surely i could forgive a wig as my date downed two ice teas and i sipped half a bottle of san pellegrino i looked past the wig and focused instead on his crepe y skin it was not the skin of a man my age let alone someone a few years younger as he had mentioned i immediately wondered if he had lied on his dating profile pink flag hair and age could not be vetted on the telephone i told myself to see if i liked the guy and then worry about the wig and the fib about his age the most interesting part of the date was when he mentioned that he was working with a woman i ll call sandra i had met decades before and a woman who i knew had been a high priced call girl madam for new york s elite these were women who wore only chanel armani and balenciaga their designer handbags only carried a lipstick and a hundred dollar bill which naturally they couldnever break they dripped in jewelry and tended to travel by chauffered cars way before uber gett and lyft sandra was now a legitimate business owner and living at one of the most prestigious buildings in the city when i asked how they had met my date said he knew her a good twenty five years after that he suddenly became very evasive another flag wig or not i knew that my date wasn t for me i looked at my watch and said i had to run my date seemed disappointed i was skipping out so soon i kissed both his cheeks and was on my way three days later while on my personal facebook page a friend suggestion popped up i examined the familiar photo it was my date with the wig the really surprising thing was his name appeared as dominic christiano not dominic black i thought back to our initial phone conversation where he dropped his last name something about the way he fit it into the conversation didn t feel natural so when i hung up i did something i normally would not do i googled him i couldn t find one person with his full name and oh yes i spelled it every which way in today s world this was a dark pink flag i left facebook and googled dominic christiano and up popped an awful lot of information about my date he was 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