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the life of a wozzel keep watching i might just do a trick tuesday august 2 2011 helloooooo well i must say thank you to all of you that sent me frantic messages enquiring about my whereabouts these last few 12 weeks and your concerns of course you know im talking shit hehe coz actaully none of you did but thats ok i pay a therapist to deal with that side of me in real life though the last 12 weeks have been insane it s been a bit cray cray lets see boyfriend and i break up 2 weeks later i get held up at gun point in my flat and robbed uurgh two weeks after that i get fired yes fired from my job of 4 years and i m like wtf nou hoekom which means now why for non saffas very mad very busy very tiring but i like got a job and bought a sexy new scooter and threw away the glasses got contacts lenses and bought jeans that actually fit me for a change and dont make me look like a lesbian from the bluff so i was like life you silly twat you throw me lemmons im not going to waste my time making lemonade when i can go buy some myself instead i will throw these lemons right back at you bitch posted by wozzel at 12 36 pm 6 comments wednesday june 8 2011 today today i looked at photographs that used to make me happy then one day they started to make me sad they would make me smile then make me cry today i looked at them and i smiled today i remembered today i laughed until little laugh tears came out my eyes no one can take away can not delete memories i would not want that to happen for then i would surely cry instead they are making me laugh good happy fun memories they don t make me sad anymore i just remember and i m glad it happened and i miss you and i love you and i know that this is just the way it has to be posted by wozzel at 12 46 pm 1 comment sunday june 5 2011 i am legend it is generally known amongst those of you who know very clever wozzie that i like my early mornings my day starts between 04 30 am and 05 30 am depending on how i ve slept the night before people always want to know why i wake up so early and the answer is quite simple this is me time when i m left alone to my thoughts and the day as it begins my morning meditations are not that spiritual i don t bang a gong or hum a hum i simply tell myself to stop and enjoy a new beginning the sun wiping the sleep out his eyes again depending on his mood will either rush out of bed in a blaze of glory or just take his time and slowly crawl on out sometimes he makes his bed sometimes he does not leaving pillows of clouds lying around it is also a time when the world is usually at its nicest asleep a time when the birds who are usually drowned out by the droning greyness of everyday lift their voices to the sky and welcome in a new morning splashed with oranges and yellows it s a time i m left to the sound of my own foot steps on a tar road pushing through sweat and aching muscles the beating of my heart and the stinging in my eyes reminding me i m still alive breathing in a cooler fresher air this is the time i can pretend that the earth is more than just mud and my toes are more than tools of balance it is unforgiving and all encompassing to hold the day for exactly what it is completely unplanned and unaccounted for this is when i get to take a step back from who i am everyday this is when i remind myself to stand on my own two feet this is when i remember i m running on my own two feet i am a bird and i m singing again i am free and here where no one can see me i fly this is the time i read where i find time to write when ideas rush in where angels fear to tread sometimes i fear to tread there where i can sit in bed and play the guitar where my words are free and it does not matter what i say or what i sing who i think and what i am this is where i once would wrap so carefully each fear insecurity and word that i held onto in fear of being unheard unnoticed uninteresting in layer upon layer of bubble wrap these mornings have become a sanctuary i am no longer afraid of my words i drape them in the serenity of my bedroom string them into silly rhythms and nonsical rhymes i swim with them and laugh with them and watch them float off in big blue bubbles i watch them chase playfully after butterflies i day dream and i make wishes i ask the words to stay with me for the day i ask them to help me know when to say what needs to be said take a step back and remain silent where i need to just listen let me rub out lines that should not be there let my words not be walls around me but rather a door to open a story to read today i mark another day off my calendar but not off my life i wish to live everyday as a living statement of who i am i do not want to miss a thing i am superman bouncing from one couch to another on a movie set that looks remarkably like my living room and i laugh at myself in the mirror flying past in my bright red cape wooooooosh i am super gardener tending to the crops growing on the windowsills in my apartment i am super businessman getting ready to jet off to la holding board meetings with the dishes piling in the sink i am a super rock star on centre stage in my bathroom the world is my oyster and the soap gives me a standing ovation i am legend posted by wozzel at 12 32 pm 3 comments thursday may 26 2011 how old are you really ok so i was reading this random nonsense on a news site i m not so sure how and why its meant to work or what all it means but in the name of random i decided to post it according to this test my body age is 32 that s 2 years than i am london you don t need to wait for the 400 about r4 500 telomere test just take our eight point quiz to work out how well your body is ageing to do the calculation start with your actual age now and add or subtract years for every yes answer if you score younger than your real age that means your telomeres are in good shape for a long and healthy life 1 do you exercise for at least 45 minutes three or more times a week subtract five years 2 do you smoke add ten 3 do you drink four or more units of alcohol two glasses a day add seven 4 do you sleep for between seven and nine hours most nights subtract five 5 does your waist measure less than 91cm male or less than 81cm female subtract five 6 do you take a daily supplement of 3 000mg or more of omega 3 fish oil subtract five 7 generally speaking are you happy subtract seven 8 do you eat fried foods more than twice a week add three daily mail posted by wozzel at 11 30 am 4 comments monday may 9 2011 road to recovery i have been so quiet on blogs of late of course there are reasons for it all i dont want to go too much into it but here i m posting a poem written by a lady i know i think she is an awesome writer and beautiful person and this poem really brings it all together for the heartbroken kids out there it will get better road to recovery the vehicle is not destroyed sweet child your view has simply been distorted it is a small crack like a hairline in the windshield glass drive slowly stop often to rest and look around you breathe refuel the journey will take its own twists make yourself supple for the winding road if you get lost i will come for you no matter the height of the moon nor the nearness of morning i promise you this cindy taylor 2008 posted by wozzel at 12 49 pm 3 comments monday april 11 2011 a few pictures i really could not have been arsed to try get these photos in to any sort of order they are just random pictures i took on my cell phone over the weekend and what an awesome weekend it was debauchery on friday evening friends fund and sun on saturday and ended the weekend off with a comedy show at the catalina theater good times i tell you good times and now it s back to the grindstone as to say happy monday everybuddy posted by wozzel at 7 36 am 4 comments friday april 8 2011 don t let me fall i sit here on this cold dark and rainy morning barely hanging on for dear life satan manifested himself last night in the form of merlot 3 bottles to be exact and although i m usually quite strong and handle hangovers well this can not even be called a hangover fallen right over is how i m feeling right now if there is any justice in this world the work day will swallow up huge chunks of itself and release me kindly back to the comfort of my oversized lounge suit where i want to curl up under a blanket and not have to move until at least 11 30 am tomorrow morning this is however all my own fault and so do not expect any sympathy from you lot it sure would be nice though posted by wozzel at 7 47 am 5 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom my sheep the life of a wozzel e mail wozzelethu gmail com welcome to my blog be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don t mind and those who mind don t matter about me wozzel a little odd but one of the nicest people you will ever meet or not meet i m a nut mad at the best of times sleeping when i m not i love wine a lot got something to say want to share news or give 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