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kick ass movie script login stands4 network abbreviations com anagrams net biographies net calculators net convert net definitions net grammar com literature com lyrics com phrases com poetry com quotes net references net rhymes com scripts com symbols com synonyms com uszip com by title in scripts by writer a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z random new scripts by title in scripts by writer kick ass synopsis dave lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan with a few friends and who lives alone with his father his life is not very difficult and his personal trials not that overwhelming however one day he makes the simple decision to become a super hero even though he has no powers or training genre action comedy director s matthew vaughn actors aaron taylor johnson garrett m brown evan peters deborah twiss production lionsgate 19 wins 61 nominations imdb 7 6 metacritic 66 rotten tomatoes 75 kick ass movie quotes collection edit watch pdf buy r year 2010 117 min 20 000 000 website 4 890 views next guardian of the universe protector against the forces of evil he can catch a bullet faster than a speeding train he leaps tall buildings in a single bound up in the sky is it a bird is it a plane mailman by day guardian by night he protects new york from the forces of evil the world has been protected by extraordinary men and women who have dedicated themselves to fighting crime he has powers far beyond the capabilities of mere earthlings i always wondered why nobody did it before me i mean all those comic books movies tv shows you d think that one eccentric loner would have made himself a costume is everyday life really so exciting are schools and offices so thrilling that im the only one who ever fantasized about this c mon be honest with yourself at some point in our lives we all wanted to be a super hero that s not me by the way that s some armenian guy with a history of mental health problems who am i i m kick ass that s me back before any of this crazy sh t happened guess i was the last person you d expect to become a superhero not saying there was anything wrong with me but there s not nothing special either i wasn t into sports i wasn t a mathlete or a hard core gamer i didn t have a piercing or an eating disorder or three thousand friends on myspace my only superpower was being invisible to girls and out of my friends man i wasn t even the funny one like most people my age i just existed good morning class please open your books to act ii scene ii kick in my bedroom door you d probably find me watching tv or talking to my friend todd on skype you watching family guy nope me neither check on nippleslip com it s good or jerking off mostly to my english teacher dave lizewski don t think i haven t noticed you looking at my tits oh i want your hand all over me dave please sure a lot of what got me through the average school day was making deposits in the wack off warehouse for later though to be honest i didn t take much to set me off i swear when hormones balance out shares in kleenex are gonna take a dive man dave lizewski shouldn t you be looking at hamlet right now yes mrs zane sorry but don t get me wrong i like girls in my own age too especially katie deauxma hey gorgeous hey oh no ah you meant erika i know i knew that i was just kidding o k cool oh my god hey look i m todd s mom oh that s funny this is your dad no that s still my mom actually what the f i was just a regular guy no radioactive spiders no refugee status from a doomed alien world you know what todd said they do still make count chocula they just dont sell it in the store anymore my mother was killed by an aneurism in the kitchen as opposed to a gunman in an alley so if you were hoping for any i will avenge you mother you re outta luck in the eighteen months since my mother died the only epiphany i had was realizing that life just goes on did they change the bee s face no how come nobody s ever tried to be a superhero well i dunno probably cause it s f ing impossible dip sh t what putting on a mask and helping people how is that impossible that s not a superhero though it has to have super super is like being stronger than everybody and flying and sh t that s just hero no it s not even hero its just f in psycho hello bruce wayne he didn t have any powers yes but he had all expensive sh t that doesn t exist i thought you meant like how come no one does it in real life yeah todd that s what i meant dude if anybody did it in real life they d get their ass kicked they d be dead in like a day a day o k i m not saying they should do it i just cant figure out why nobody does seriously out of all the millions of people who love superheroes you d think one would give it a try jesus guys doesn t it bug you why do thousands of people wanna be paris hilton and nobody wants to be spider man yeah what s with that she has like no tits at all maybe it s the porn tape he doesn t have a porn tape you guys never saw one night in spider man guess who is it just me or do you feel kinda sorry for chris d amico yeah must be terrible to have a rich dad and everything you want i wish you hadn t said anything cause i feel like i m gonna start crying no the fact that he s always on his own we should like talk to him see if he wants to hang with us i m not saying that we should talk to him but think about it c mon itd be awesome if he was our friend no one would ever f with us again go on then todd you know i i can get up no no you wanna go talk to him nuh uh dave should go dave should go why dave you should totally go go you re a dick don t be afraid dave you re a p ssy f off wanna go over there yeah you think i just shat my pants or what sea ya yeah i would just klick his ass when did you ever kick anyone s ass whatever man i would ve just gone for his knees you are not making sense what i m saying is that in the joker portion when he got in evaran when he vowed to penetrate the joker s force field leaving him totally vulnerable p ssy patrol phones money dude not again come on phone i don t have one somebody else jacked it last week p ssy gimme the bag its just comics yo you wanna get cut look at this a hole just watching come on be honest with yourself would you do anything differently we see someone in trouble and we wish we can help but we don t the world i lived in heroes only exist in comic books but i guess that would have been ok if bad guys were make believe too but they are not frankie i m telling you man i swear i m not making this up this f ing guy comes outta nowhere kicks our asses and steals all the coke this would be the guy that looks like batman i didn t say he looked like batman you did tre you said the the guy looked like batman and you said like a mask and stuff and a cape yeah like batman i didn t say like batman i never said batman ok let me tell you the problem i got with that tre our mole with the russians tells things a little different according to him you ve sold him my coke and you took the money that s a f ing lie i can t believe that you would believe this sh t from a f ing russian man let me see tre hey what s more likely that you re a greedy little cocksucker or that all my coke was stolen by superman batman i never said batman enough my son is waitin out there in the car to go to the movies and i aint gonna to disappoint him joe you re in charge thanks that s gotta be the worst f in excuse i ever heard tre screaming sorry you had to wait buddy rate this script 3 0 2 votes next jane goldman jane loretta anne goldman born 11 june 1970 is an english screenwriter author and producer she is mostly known for co writing with matthew vaughn the screenplays of kingsman the secret service 2015 x men first class 2011 kick ass 2010 and stardust 2007 both met high critical praise for their partnership works the woman in black 2012 is the first solo screenplay by goldman she is also known for writing the books dreamworld 2000 and the x files book 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