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the traditional topical opinion attributed to her but written by a sneering journalist the joke being that it would be hilarious if a softcore porn model actually knew anything about politics sexism last page s news don t worry darling you look smashing leave a comment posted in uncategorized cook off posted on january 18 2011 leave a comment great news for women s rights as we make headway in that traditionally male dominated environment the kitchen for too long men have been slaving over hot fan ovens to produce meals for their hard working spouses but now that women are winning michelin stars it looks like cooking is finally being taken seriously as a job it s probably because as helen darroze insightfully points out women are work more with their heart and their emotion and think about technique after technique what s that probably some complicated culinary term anyway that s women all over 100 heart when we re not baking or caring for babies we re helping out at cat sanctuaries and emoting about chocolate thank god we re finding ways to channel this mess of over emoting into real careers legitimised by the success of famous men leave a comment posted in uncategorized wife swap posted on december 24 2010 leave a comment you read it here first rupert murdoch and jeremy hunt both have chinese wives how nice perhaps they can get a joint subscription to asianbabes com the evening standard diarist might be surprised to hear that a significant proportion of china s 1 3 billion strong population are women the additional information that not all these women are exactly the same would probably render them speechless with disbelief and might even be dangerous for their health luckily their newspaper remains a bastion of smug misogyny and casual racism so we can look forward to more groundbreakingly pointless revelations about the ethnicity of our politicians partners next week a standard exclusive reveals that nick cameron and david clegg whatever are both married to caucasian women will this ensure the long term stability of the coalition leave a comment posted in uncategorized stephen why posted on october 31 2010 2 comments that notable public intellectual stephen fry displaying a shaky grasp of the basic principles of heterosexuality pities straight men because women find them disgusting more here this has already been comprehensively taken apart not least by rosie boycott who pointed out that the reason gay men have sex in parks is not because parks are a really great place to have sex in a way that mere women could never understand but because historically gay sex used to be illegal and hidden but i am going to join in join in criticising fry not gay sex in parks i know when i m not wanted because it gives me the opportunity to talk about two topics dear to my heart 1 stephen fry is annoying and 2 sex i really feel that all social commentary on anything ever could be hugely improved by the addition of the word some yes i can believe that some straight women feel that sex is a boring task that has to be gotten over with before you can go to ikea at the weekends adding the word some makes comments like this less interesting as well as more true but that s probably because they re not very interesting in the first place in medieval europe some people used to worry that women were hypersexual succubi who would suck out a man s brain fluid through his penis nowadays we are more likely to be accused of being frigid bitches in reality the number of brain fluid stealing succubi and the number of frigid bitches have probably remained constant throughout history and most people move around the long spectrum of sexual appetites depending on time of day time of month partner emotional condition etc stephen fry who i believe was famously celibate for many years which sort of undermines his gay men fuck constantly claim is popular because he kind of has the atmosphere of a clever person without actually being all that clever he is the male carol vorderman the famous maths genius with a third class engineering degree with these comments he joins the ranks of that tedious army of self appointed experts on sex food childcare and friendship who man the ramparts of the sunday supplements to tell us how and when we should be eating drinking fucking socialising bringing up kids in keeping with this culture of vapid nagging fry s comments about female sexuality are pointless and uninformed by any actual sex with actual women maybe he thinks that gay men will love him more if he hates on women maybe he s a closet straight prevented from fulfilling his desires by the fear that ladies will laugh at his penis whichever it is i bet he is terrible in bed 2 comments posted in uncategorized technobabble posted on october 15 2010 leave a comment the daily mail offers a guide to the iphone apps that they imagine might be of interest to women six out of 14 are shopping related and one involves spending 15 on make up advice my friend jenny sent me this with the comment i m not sure moonpig is female friendly so much as lobotomy friendly or perhaps silly old me is getting the two confused again i empathise it is often difficult to tell the difference between acting more feminine and acting more like a total idiot and many a fine young woman has been lost to the cause through getting the two irrevocably mixed up true story when jenny got in touch i was oh irony actually in the middle of googling around for an app to help me track my menstrual cycle which i am hippyishly fascinated by so i can t fault the initial premise of this article which is that there are some apps that are more likely to appeal to some women than some men where the article has veered into the bog of unreason is in its assumption that we are constantly consumed by shopping make up giggling and looking pretty as someone points out in the comments i notice that you don t think women want to read the news leave a comment posted in uncategorized provocative posted on october 12 2010 2 comments this evening standard item recycles one of the weirdest and most upsetting sexist cliches provocative clothes this is the idea that if you get raped while wearing clothes that the rapist or indeed a jury find sexually arousing it is basically your fault read it and weep here just to run that by you again it tells the story of a 14 year old girl who goes to a party wearing provocative clothes drunk and unable to fend off an older teenager s advances her evening ends with rape what it tells the story of a 14 year old girl who goes to a party wearing provocative clothes who does what goes to a party wearing provocative clothes wearing what provocative clothes how old did you say she was fourteen and she does what exactly goes to a party wearing provocative clothes oh that is so weird i thought you said that the film tells the story of a 14 year old girl who goes to a party wearing provocative clothes then gets raped but you could not possibly have said that 2 comments posted in uncategorized beyond stupid posted on october 10 2010 leave a comment audrey and sophie boss inventors of dieting concept beyond chocolate discuss their dieting history sophie confesses i couldn t take medicine so i couldn t do the amphetamines thing and i couldn t stick my fingers down my throat i can relate my miserable failure to develop a drug habit or eating disorder has left me wallowing around in a pool of my own fat unable to rouse myself to do anything more than blob along to the kitchen now and then to guzzle wicked sinful food but if sophie can t even manage to do a basic thing like suppress her appetite with speed or make herself vomit after eating how can we trust her to give us dieting advice yes it turns out sophie had a road to damascus moment when she discovered the groundbreaking principles behind beyond chocolate i went headlong into doing this stuff eating when i was hungry and stopping when i d had enough woah eating when hungry stopping when full this kind of complex strategic genius deserves more analysis perhaps a book and a website to milk cash from depressed women with eating disorders i could do that as a diet but i couldn t make it part of my life i thought i need support sophie sophie many things in life from middle eastern peace deals to divorce are very difficult and need support to implement but if eating when you are hungry is one of them you are in pretty serious trouble apparently so are a lot of other women in one of audrey and sophie s workshops they helpfully inform a rapt audience the hunger signals that our bodies give out are as clear as strong as specific as the need to go and do a wee i was going to write a joke about that but then i got distracted and wet myself or did i eat a biscuit i can t tell beyond chocolate is peddling a common idea that all you need to do to get thin and happy is rediscover your natural desires i have bad news eating only when you want to eat will not make you thin that is why professional anorexics like jennifer aniston are on about as many calories per day as a concentration camp inmate similarly fucking only when you really want to will not make you a nonstop sexual athlete any more than exercising only when you feel like it will make you an olympian we ignore our real desire not because we re not aware of it but because female desire is often kind of socially inconvenient guess what xxray specs favourite solution to feeling shit about yourself is that s right feminism ok feminism won t make you thin either but it will make you less likely to spend money on stupid dieting advice leave a comment posted in uncategorized breasts posted on october 4 2010 1 comment breast cancer painful and sometimes fatal illness or an unmissable opportunity to talk about tits specifically how to keep them perky as you get older metro newspaper has gone for the latter this article starts ok despite the cringey picture of someone pretending balloons are her breasts but then veers quickly into a series of completely stupid suggestions about how to keep your breasts looking youthful as if the effects of breastfeeding and ageing were pure laziness and bad shopping decisions also as if the appearance of your breasts were somehow mystically related to your chances of getting cancer in them like cancer cells will confer and be all like we were totally going to metastasize but then we realised that we were inside the breasts of katy perry that last sentence will almost definitely improve my google ranking metro reports a recent survey by triumph found 99 per cent of chinese women believe beautiful boobs are important yet in britain only 77 per cent of women felt it was important to have a beautiful bust important for what important for picking up men at parties important for the economy important for the salvation of your immortal soul be more specific to the 23 per cent of british women who answered no haha you are brilliant and i love you two facts everyone can agree on cancer is horrible and breasts are wonderful they are wonderful for these reasons they are generally good at feeding babies and it feels nice when people touch them on these terms leaving aside what we feminists like to fondly call the male gaze one woman s breasts are pretty much as good as the next s it s very tempting to assume that the horribleness of cancer and the wonderfulness of breasts converge in breast cancer but do they actually campaigns to highlight testicular cancer don t encourage men to celebrate their balls as amazing life giving orbs even though testicles kind of beat breasts at their own game on that front breast cancer coverage i m thinking naked celebrities and that cutesy coy thing earlier this year where people put their bra colour as their facebook status can sometimes look more like sexual objectification than awareness raising but surely the only people who want to think about cancer and sex at the same time are men trying not to come too quickly breast cancer one thing looking sexy in a bra another thing i am so glad we cleared that up 1 comment posted in uncategorized sunshrink posted on october 1 2010 leave a comment freud thought it was all genitals and death klein thought it was the trauma of weaning but finally sunsilk has the answer your hair is the secret cause of your angst and alienation for 20 something single girls hair is often an emotional rollercoaster sunsilk understands confession i am 20 something and single and a girl although i have this quirky hardcore feminist habit of referring to myself as a woman so at first i was all over this ready to cry on sunsilk s shoulder about my problem hair and my mean ex boyfriends and all that but then i noticed the three hair colours catered for here are lively blondes deeply brunettes and passionately reds so white girls though of course black girls problems with their hair are deep and endless probably too endless even for sunsilk apparently i will have to look elsewhere for salvation make up cosmetic surgery heroin real talk being single is sometimes a bit shit especially when you have a bleak moment of the soul and think that maybe it really is because you are a yeti with no social skills it is nice to have someone to cook dinner with and bitch about um i mean analyse the behaviour of mutual friends with and bring up children with and all that i am not contesting these important facts of life i grudgingly salute advertisers the world over for recognising that herein lies fertile ground for preying on the anxieties of young women but citizens you must resist our problems have nothing to do with our hair unless you are having a hair specific problem like alopecia or getting your hair stuck in an escalator in which case i concede the point there are millions of super fierce clever funny brilliant women with children and partners and houses and jobs and all sorts of wonderful things in their lives who have never bought a fancy hair product in their life immediately after typing that sentence i re read and thought is that actually true maybe not but even if we have to make them up we have to have faith that these people exist thank you to the lovely silken haired clemmie for sending me the ad leave a comment posted in uncategorized off the scale posted on september 13 2010 4 comments more good news from the collective sexual psyche in the telegraph to grasp the full wtf value of this article read it here researchers have found that bargains make us so deliriously happy that the brain is turned on to the same level excitement that it gets from sex what oh right no i don t get it what apparently the researchers used a system called imotion which measures the body s emotional responses on a scale of one to 10 a high of 10 is the equivalent to severe trauma which is rarely seen and could be dangerous but a score of between five and seven is the kind of excitement a body has to erotic images such as pornography one 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