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011 well published by you just made my list under awesome crappy music i don t get it jerks sucky tv why your movie stinks goodbye turds no you are not turds well some of you are wait when i really think about it i have dealt with an incredible amount of turds and turd related activities on this website to be honest though it was those turds who got me out of bed each morning i love all the hate mail that continues to pour in every day it truly does make my day i salute you turds but where does that leave you the non turd well i love you even more yes even i have the ability to love if i may be human for one brief moment i really have loved hearing from all of you over the last few years but the reality is that i simply do not have the time or energy to continue writing you may not be able to tell from my past writing but i actually really put effort into this site and i don t want to continue unless i feel i can give it my best effort fuck you listy how hard can it be to rant about guy fieri what did you just say to me do you have any idea how much vomit i choked down over the past 3 years while writing about powerful enemies like guy fieri miracle whip and corn holy shit i just realized something if guy fieri has a recipe that involves slathering corn on the cob with miracle whip i might have to kill myself back to the point dedicating 5 nights a week to my genius opinions was taxing but i did it for you the little people and wow was i good at it not to mention all the hilarious writing i did and continue to do in the comments i really am great just like you guys always tell me i m high fiving myself now i m taking off my shirt and karate kicking the air while singing a kid rock song i don t know if it s a real kid rock song but when i sing about america tits and eagles i just assume it s probably one of his songs so as much as i hate to say it i think it s time for me to close up shop it feels weird to make it official but all moderately good things must eventually fizzle and die a slow forgetful death like aerosmith i m trying to find just the right words to sign off with something sincere poignant and heartfelt perhaps i will simply say this everything is the worst goodbye you might also hate in floor tvs chevy cruze and its talking facebook feature dana carvey linkin park satan shooting explosive diarrhea in your face kill me god let me die already tags the end of the world 167 comments so far may 10 2011 i m awesome published by you just made my list under awesome i just wanted to remind everyone that i m still fucking awesome i m going to try to write something this week about the future of this site stop crying about it you might also hate look at me ma i m on the tv chopping my fucking finger off this blog sucks why is it never updated anymore listy sucks listy lives in his mom s basement i know i suck tags me 51 comments so far apr 28 2011 in floor tvs published by you just made my list under i don t get it sucky tv why so why haven t i been writing lately turns out when you move to hawaii you have to sell everything you own first and it turns out selling everything you own is a fucking pain in the ass that takes up every free minute of your life i mention this so that i can fully illustrate my disgust with today s topic it takes something insanely stupid to get me motivated enough to hop back on the computer and today i found it at a red robin restaurant has it really come to this are americans actually so lazy that they can t be bothered to raise their heads to watch tv do we need tvs in the floor you wouldn t want to miss a single second of maury povich while waiting to cram a fiesta southwestern ranch bacon spicy beef jerky slim jim burger with extra bacon crumble and a side of bacon juice down your fucking throat who s the real father of the baby i don t know but there s a good chance he s in back cooking my food we deserve to have our economy collapse we deserve donald trump as our president we deserve jersey shore and the kardashians we are pathetic it s over you might also hate jon and kate plus who gives a fuck piece of shit motherfucking asshole douchebag adam lambert alexandra wallace cunt politics tags america douchebags food idiots the end of the world the worst thing ever tv white trash 30 comments so far apr 21 2011 dr ted leon and his inappropriate enthusiasm for diabetes testing devices published by you just made my list under i don t get it sucky tv i am fairly certain dr ted leon is getting a blowjob just off camera in this commercial because nobody should ever look that happy ever in fact you really shouldn t even be making that face while getting a blowjob i prefer the angry look the one where you look like you are pissed at the person servicing you i sometimes even shake my head in disgust it s the same look i use while air drumming to rush songs i used this facial expression once when i went to a store on a sunday and it was closed people still close up shop on sundays blowjob face give me the cranky antics and mispronunciations of wilford brimley any day over this grinning rube awwwwww does it hurt your little finger to test your glucose levels wham punch in the mouth from wilford you sissy mr brimley will literally stare at you until your dia beat is squeezes out your butt and runs away in tears wilford brimley will reach down your throat with his big elephant hoof hands that smell like mustache and scotch and yank the diabetes right out through your mouth you fucking mary obviously i have a great understanding of diabetes you might also hate commercials for hospitals wilford brimley hawk ford talking baby commercials rick bayless his daughter lanie and their creepy flirting with each other tags commercials creepy sick tv wilford brimley 25 comments so far apr 18 2011 cold stone creamery published by you just made my list under i don t get it you know what i like even better than overly complicated ice cream with tons of shit in it overly complicated ice cream prepared on a dirty table and if you could make the whole excruciating experience take about 20 minutes that would be fantastic you know what don t even use the scoops seriously just get your filthy hands right in there i want to see my ice cream squeeze between your disgusting fingers like pus flowing from a boil fuck it just throw the whole mess on the floor and stir it up with your penis you might also hate taco bell s beefy crunch burrito mcrib edible photo cakes kfc s double down sandwich and the fact that i can t remember how to spell sandwich correctly ever tags food gross ice cream 59 comments so far apr 15 2011 the chronicles of hypocrisy published by you just made my list under i don t get it jerks i have been debating whether or not i want to give any more airtime to this woman and ultimately i decided fuck yeah i want to talk more about my new friend charlene deloach over at charlenechronicles com why bother right she has an insignificant blog that floats in a virtual toilet filled with literally millions of predictable vapid self centered mommy blogs why waste my time because charlene epitomizes something i deeply despise hypocrisy let s get something straight charlene the big scary attorney came to my website and accused me of stealing from her she also used that opportunity to make a thinly veiled threat that i might somehow be sued for embedding her fascinating video about fucking deodorant so let s give old mrs deloach the benefit of the doubt and once again explain section 6c of youtube s terms of service for clarity you retain all of your ownership rights in your content however by submitting content to youtube you hereby grant youtube a worldwide non exclusive royalty free sublicenseable and transferable license to use reproduce distribute prepare derivative works of display and perform the content in connection with the service and youtube s and its successors and affiliates business including without limitation for promoting and redistributing part or all of the service and derivative works thereof in any media formats and through any media channels you also hereby grant each user of the service a non exclusive license to access your content through the service and to use reproduce distribute display and perform such content as permitted through the functionality of the service and under these terms of service the above licenses granted by you in video content you submit to the service terminate within a commercially reasonable time after you remove or delete your videos from the service you understand and agree however that youtube may retain but not display distribute or perform server copies of your videos that have been removed or deleted the above licenses granted by you in user comments you submit are perpetual and irrevocable great that clears everything up obviously when presented with this fact charlene the accomplished attorney and social media expert will post a retraction and an apology for accusing me of copyright infringement she goes back to blogging about how confusing daylight savings is and i go back to barely trying and still being the world s greatest blogger wrong instead this hypocrite turns her hypocrisy machine that spews hypocrisy turds all over the fucking room up to 11 she even went as far as contacting degree can you believe this all started over deodorant via a tweet seeking their assistance in a legal matter she was dealing with all high powered attorneys know the best way to contact a major corporation is a tweet clearly now in survival mode charlene began controlling the flow of information that contradicted her obviously incorrect accusation of stolen content she began removing any comment from her blog no matter how non confrontational that pointed out the errors in her claim of theft charlene has even gone as far as blocking the i p address of any visitor who disagrees with her she conveniently left up the comment that oddly states it doesn t matter what the youtube rules are really do all you mommies teach your children that rules do not apply to them do you teach your kids to hide from the truth and disguise the facts fucking white people wait i m white so for those of you keeping score we have 1 an attorney who believes laws somehow don t apply to her 2 a blogging and social media expert who doesn t understand the basic rules of one of the largest websites on the internet 3 a social media expert attorney who thinks tweeting is the appropriate way to contact a company about a legal matter and who thinks this major corporation gives a shit about any of this 4 a social media expert who believes censorship is the appropriate way to handle ideas that conflict with her own and 5 a mommy expert who thinks any and all of the above is ok charlene deloach sounds like the perfect person to speak at your next blogging conference perhaps a panel discussion called how to do everything wrong you might also hate mommy bloggers this incredibly creepy banner ad people who are better than me degree motionsense deodorant tags blogs charlene hypocrisy internet moms 70 comments so far apr 13 2011 mommy bloggers published by you just made my list under jerks i hate blogging some of you might have noticed a comment i received on my last post about degree magical motion sensing deodorant from a blogger and attorney named charlene the purpose of this comment was to inform me that embedding her youtube video was a violation of copyright guess what perry mason you lost another case and your client is going to the electric chair let s all spend less than 3 seconds to research your claim of copyright infringement and look at youtube s terms of service section 6c you also hereby grant each user of the service a non exclusive license to access your content through the service and to use reproduce distribute display and perform such content as permitted through the functionality of the service and under these terms of service you are as bad at being an attorney as i am at not being awesome let s also keep in mind that her vague but threatening comment all centers around a video about deodorant she wants to argue about deodorant your husband is a lucky man you seem real carefree and fun charlene oh my dear friends the story doesn t end there i took a little walk over to charlenechronicles com and what do i see what the fucking fuck do i see but a rant about me in this little rant charlene blabbed on and on about copyright violations which would be fine if i actually violated her rights clearly charlene the world s greatest attorney and self proclaimed social media expert doesn t understand the contract she entered into with youtube now will she print a retraction and apologize for having the fucking gall to accuse me of stealing her stupid video about deodorant what do you think i submitted a comment on her blog explaining youtube s policy but it has yet to be approved and i m pretty sure it will not be my favorite thing about her asinine post is that she refuses to link to my site because she doesn t want to drive traffic to me i think you can risk sending your 3 readers a month my way based on your impressive average comment count of zero i think it would be ok let me make something very clear i am not pretending to be angry in an attempt to be funny or get back at this woman i am genuinely very pissed off i don t need some boring bland blogging mommy who spends her days shilling for deodorant companies to accuse me of stealing from her and then use me as a topic of discussion on her incredibly interesting blog that normally covers exciting topics like a block by block description of her morning jog at one point she saw a pile of trash on the street thrilling charlene i hope charlene has purchased and cleared the rights for every photo and graphic she has ever used on her blog if not that would be a major violation against the copyright owners i may not be a lawyer but i once saw a porno about a bunch of lesbian lawyers so yeah i pretty much know a thing or two about the law let me tell you something about most of these mommy bloggers they are liars and they are charlatans they are snake oil salesmen and they are shills they give rave reviews of products and encourage you to check them out with an innocent little link what most people don t know is contained within that link is code code that pays the sweet little mommy a commission when other mommies buy whatever shit the blogger is loving hard to imagine anything other than a five star review when a possible commission check is looming overhead i m waiting for my apology charlene i want the world a k a your 3 readers to know how sorry you are for accusing me of stealing from you when the reality is that you the blogging and social media expert couldn t blog your way out of a blog sack i don t know exactly what a blog sack is but i m pretty sure it s not that hard to blog out of i hope you enjoy the traffic i m sending you you might also hat...