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d skip to main skip to sidebar wednesday june 24 2009 no such thing as swine flu hello d it has been a while huh justifications yes its an update yes i am in melbourne yes melbourne has swine flu h1n1 over 1000 suspected cases in victoria yes i am going back to kuching on friday saturday so swine flu is the in thing now and everybody s talking about it so much swine flu shit here and there zomfg one case of swine flu detected evacuate the city but here s the thing not everyone from melbourne has swine flu dammit and i don t have swine flu unfortunately i walk around melbourne city everyday and i don t get sick and there are cases of swine in kuching town in melbourne if you go into a hospital you ll see like 209412 people claiming they have swine flu 90 of which are drunk and are complaining that their ass hurts and they cant stop coughing while they are actually in the process of puking up dinner and the other 10 are despo people who are perasan and they think they have swine flu and wanna be involved so yeah you have like 100 of stoopid people in the hospital with swine flu so if there were to be someone with swine flu like the real h1n1 shit its gonna spread where and how clinics hospitals and stupid people then there are sakai kuching people who get sick by playing in the rain drinking pipe water or by to much dota and then say its swine flu just to be special i know i know its nice to feel special but ughh its like so damn sakai if you cough people will think you have swine flu if you choke on a bone people will think you re dying from swine flu if you gym too hardcore and get muscle pain everywhere its also swine flu you puke because you drank too much is also swine flu eat char sio leh no swine flu and yay perez got bashed yay and of all people i did not get sick not once in melbourne i dont mean to brag but p and of all people i deprive my body of sleep i freeze my ass off skip many meals dont drink enough water and i hang around sick people tyrone aaron henry justy gavin they all got swine flu so the lesson is there is no such thing as swine flu and the whole thing is a conspiracy ashley that was for you no not a conspiracy la there are people with swine flu but not that many la obviously speculation and paranoia makes things worse why can t everyone be smart about it and take sensible precautionary measures eg use more facebook play more dota p anyway it would be funny if i caught swine flu in kuching and not in melbourne the irony and since swine flu originated from a pig is it halal seriously is it and i wanna watch transformers 2 click to enlarge quite happy with how that turned out d thanks ashley for the inspiring pig picture lol posted by zacq at 6 05 pm 4 comments labels quibbles what world friday february 20 2009 facebook increases cancer yeah wth apparently facebook may increase the cancer in you d along with burnt stuff and radioactive crap like phones and mcdonalds heres the original article here so i dont really care well add me on facebook d yeah thats all i updated hah cancerrrrrrr posted by zacq at 11 03 pm 1 comments labels shouts wednesday february 18 2009 melbs sorry for the no updateness im in melbourne yea really now yeah i moved and i ve been busy as usual shopping for survival essentials such as a vegetable washing bowl to toilet bowl cleaning brush things what else is there to say im living in a small room 2m x 2 5m and uhh i do the groceries and my own laundry now first time p see i am so grown up and responsible now well yeah classes start in 2 weeks and when they do i think i ll be pretty busy so if there are no updates then forgive me like you always do my dearest loyal readers d and thats pretty much it melbourne is great btw compared to kuching then again anything compared to kuching would be great but i do miss a couple of things in kuching like the food and other stuff friends and i really miss my best friends by really miss i mean like this anyway that is all sorry no pics or no funnies or whatever crap it will be in the next post promise p posted by zacq at 11 30 pm 0 comments labels bout me monday january 19 2009 too much okay too much of anything is not good and we all know that d i don t know what inspired this post but yeah here goes too fat cant eat cookies off your shoulder immobile discrimination too tall you get your pits licked you get knocked down still get knocked down too iphone no explanation needed really too bad posted by zacq at 1 54 am 0 comments labels the lol wednesday january 14 2009 ing drivers them seriously wtf edit added a tag d was tagged by liz dear liz i don t really know how to tell you this but i m selling myself i think i realized it when i quoted santa with george bush and his wife and i saw you sit on my kid rock collection i m sure you re masochistic enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage i m returning the couch cushions to you but i ll keep your grades from college as a memory you should also know that i never openly mocked our friendship go burn zacq p s you are so lifeless burn yourself lance you re tagged and you too van d its self explanatory dear the person who tagged you i don t really know how to tell you this but ___1___ i think i realized it when ___2______3___ and i saw you ___4___ ___5___ i m sure you re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___ i m returning ___8___ to you but i ll keep ___9___ as a memory you should also know that i ___10___ ___11___ ___12___ your name p s you are so lifeless ___13___ 1 what s the color of your shirt blue our romance is over red our affair is over white i ll join the monastery black i dislike you green our horoscope doesn t match grey you re a pervert yellow i m selling myself pink your nostrils are insulting brown the mafia wants you no shirt you re a loser other i m in love with your sister 2 which is your birth month january that night february last year march your dwarf bit me april i tripped on sesame seeds may first of mayjune you put cuffs on me july i threw up august i saw the shrunken head september we skinny dipped october i quoted santa november your dog ran amok december i changed tennis shoes 3 which food do you prefer tacos in your apartment pizza in your camping car pasta outside of chicago hamburgers under the bus salad as you ate enchilada chicken in your closet kebab with paris hilton fish in women s clothing sandwiches at the hare krishna graduation lasagna at the mental hospital hot dog under a state of trance none of the above with george bush and his wife 4 what s the color of your socks yellow hit on red insult black ignore blue knock out purple pour syrup on white carve your initials into grey pull the clothes off brown put leeches on orange castrate pink pull the toupee off barefoot sit on other drive out 5 what s the color of your underwear black my best friend white my father grey bill clinton brown my fart balloon purple my mustard souffle red donald duck blue my avocado plant yellow my penpal in ghana orange my kid rock collection pink manchester united s goalkeeper none my john f kennedy statue other the crazy monk 6 what do you prefer to watch on tv scrubs man o c emotional one tree hill open heroes frostbitten lost scarred simpsons cowardly the news mongolic american idol masochistic family guy senile topmodel middle class none of the above ashamed 7 your mood right now happy how awful i ve felt sad how boring you are bored that santa doesn t exist angry that your pimples are at the last stage depressed that we re cousins excited that there is no solution to this nervous the middle east worried that your honda sucks apathetic that i did a sex change ashamed that i m allergic to your hamster cuddly that i get turned on by garbage men overjoyous that i m open other that extreme home makeover sucks 8 what s the colour of your walls in your bedroom white your ring yellow your love letters red your darth vader black your tame stone blue the couch cushions green the pictures from orange your false teeth brown your contact book grey our matching snoopy bibs purple your old lottery coupons pink the cut toenails other your memories from the military service 9 the first letter of your first name a b your photo c d the oil stocks e f your neighbour martin g h my virginity i j the results of your blood sample k l your left ear m n your suicide note o p my common sense q r your mom s t your collection of butterflies u v your criminal record w x david s tricot outfits y z your grades from college 10 the last letter in your last name a b always will remember c d never will forget e f always wanted to break g h never openly mocked i j always have felt dirty before k l will tell the authorities about m n told in my confession today about o p was interviewed by the times about q r told my psychiatrist about s t get sick when i think o fu v always will try to forget w x am better off without y z never liked 11 what do you prefer to drink water our friendship beer senility soft drink a new life as a clone soda the incarnation as an eskimo milk the apartment building wine cocaine abuse cider a passionate interest for mice juice oprah winfrey imitations mineral water embarrassing rash hot chocolate eggplant fetishism whisky to ruin the second world war other to hate the boston celtics 12 to which country would you prefer to go on a vacation thailand warm regards usa best regards england good luck on your short term leave from jail spain go and drown yourself china disgusting regards germany with ease japan go burn greece your everlasting enemy australia greetings to your frog leonard egypt fuck off now france in pain other greetings to your freaky family 13 what is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates gathering for drinks ugly pig foosball silly duck shopping french kisser dulging for food cranky banana movies smelly armpits snacks horny wolf snooker tiny nipples bowling sexy grandmother outdoor activities vain pot having a long talk nose plucker taking pictures dumb bitch other burn yourself up down top bottom disclaimer vulgarities ahead like you give a damn p yes rant because i am pissed ranting will help me feel better and why not so that i have something to blog about although it wont be pleasant whats worse than a faggot double parking behind you a faggot who is supposed to go into the damned roundabout when there are no freaking oncoming cars but doesnt why i dunno seriously retarded so i was going into the roundabout right then theres this beige brown proton wira in front of me it was quite a jam so yeah then the roundabout was clear i looked in front saw him accelerating off slowly looked back at the oncoming traffic and it was clear accelerated bang wtf the fucking wira was stationary a bit further up and a bit more to the left why the hell did he stop his car in the middle of the road for no reason at all it was an old man by the way maybe he had some stroke or something why didnt he die that bitch so my car kissed his cars ass which makes me wrong but what the hell is his problem he stopped after accelerating into the roundabout when there was no car in front of him fucking nothing it was as if there was some invisible wall that only he could see maybe because hes an old fucktard with impaired vision why is he even allowed on the road shitheads like him should be strapped to a bed at home left to rot and die i dont understand how these people think oh look no car i shall accelerate then 1 second later hmm maybe i ll just stop here in the middle of the roundabout because im a fucktard im sure everyone does that and somehow that old man will die soon and i will see him in the obituary sounds good in conclusion i m not wrong damnnit seriously there should be a new law where citizens over 60 need to be reassesed for their own sake you know maybe they will live longer posted by zacq at 7 02 pm 0 comments labels devilments loving life quibbles monday january 12 2009 spice girls omg omg omg i don t usually watch stuff on youtube but i found some seriously gay stuff it made me laugh d maybe because their asian i dunno as you are probably wondering are they really gay think so and this counts as an update yay me posted by zacq at 10 42 pm 0 comments labels the lol sunday january 11 2009 rain and more rain its been raining for a couple of days already and i kinda just realized but as i type this out it s stopping already and sunshine maybe its a sign from above blog or it shall rain until you do wow its kinda gay to blog about the weather but you know this is what i do when i have nothing else to blog about times of desperation not i wanna rant rant about how too much rain sucks 1 because it gets my flops wet 2 because the damn car roof is leaking so it makes my seat belt wet 3 because the damn house roof is leaking but that doesn t really matter 4 because theres no sun so i cant suntan aerial view of my garden yup my garden and its also quite funny the flooding the drains in kuching are sooo huge you could fit a kancil inside and yet it still floods and the flood isnt really deep especially the big puddles on the roads what 40cm max see its not that bad d and then i saw some rescue truck thing towing a small boat then i was thinking of the possibilities the potential as malaysians i is coming 2 save u and its also fun to play in the flood waters its like a giant muddy swimming pool then somehow you forget about all the dog shit that was on the road and play blissfully in the murky waters d some people try to surf with planks and other kampung crap but i d rather play with my rubber duckie rawr my rubber duckie of doom posted by zacq at 2 13 pm 0 comments labels kuching 101 quibbles older posts home subscribe to posts atom who is me me is zacq i do not believe i do not believe in anything spiritual or supernatural however i do believe in friendster horoscopes strongly they work mind you i do think that religion is meretricious but i do not hate you i am slightly vertically challenged and you may not use the word fat to describe me because you are fatter i am a wannabe perfectionist but somehow i am too lazy to keep up with trying to be perfect i would not say that i m a consistent person because everything is mostly devious especially my posting in frequency i find that there is a need to add on to the grapevine of your daily lives which is why this blog is here end ads talk talk to me links amber andrea angel ashley ashweein ben brenda cathelene celine cheang hern christian mr tang deliciouslytacky eleanore ellen eric eun sun evonne gwen hannah happy hitokira hui mian ivanna jade jasmine jasmine vanessa zoe joanne joaqin jordan jovina kentze kim lance lester leticia liz melissa nathalie nathania nick nicky oliver sally samantha lai samantha si sebastian suleen vanessa labels blogumulus by roy tanck and amanda fazani archives 2009 10 jun 1 no such thing as swine flu feb 2 jan 7 2008 44 oct 4 sep 5 aug 16 jul 5 jun 3 may 7 apr 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