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pure luck that delivered us safe haven in the violet hour to partake of an agreeable tea before retiring to the tranquility of the slender pines we lament that jack connor who bought it in kathmandu got the news by wire his charcoal remains grace a spur below annapurna verity stuck on eight miles high and wept like a babe all this for a handful of rubies and a frolic in the hay gotta keep writing through the lagged murmurations of loss the grass grows pale lime and deep emerald fresh variant plague days are no time to bottle up and go just a playboy at heart harbouring a woman that did me wrong jack said that the last time we met now once shiny leaves are curled in on themselves browning after a winter of sleepless nights still come summer it will be changed i heard that on poor authority staring down at a dish of servant s pork i feel pure bad real dusk will not get here for a few hours more i push away the plate and think about the chains of adamantine traffic crawling home in the glossy pitch of smartphone deathtraps this is no time for radio violins to illumine the lockdown blues picture instead angular shadows on thick smooth rolling turf the air suffused with sandalwood steaming crumbling red brick piles august nubian sentries bearing trays of exotic fruit and pedigree cordials the slow drift of lilac pipe smoke and clipped desultory repartee are we privy to the ante chamber of true companionship who will dig the trenches now time quickly turns quick come spring precious hours fleet apace captain tom is dead gone and what s more he took my chess form with him time arrives for the late pills fast supper and assume the horizontal and whisht the rain as it falls on a haphazard candlemas mare cast off from land one month ago rarely felt myself turning back to finish my cheerios they are used to these brief excursions so it will take some time for a lot of them to cotton on like all good escapes it was performed in the dead of night a quiet moonless one although planned the opportunity could not be engineered without knowing they would be on pilgrimage that week with the daily snoopers gone ran off easy in disgrace couldn t cut the mustard i have been alone apart from the dowager and i can t get rid of her coz she owns the thing this is truly the first time i feel underway all they can do now just needs to be on the way there s no point mithering any more soon we will pick up the easterlies and then true sailing begins one just fell off the main floor tonight a phantom nagover from the weekend insists growing to persist forms into pellucid hindsight pin and needling threat why did you not get me drunk kind morning the combined impact of the night whale and an old ironclad gunboat is deeper harder starker and clearer more invasive than i had thought the hackles are up i feared this the last scouts perhaps search parties overmanned drones seasick trolls no nimrods purr these days somehow i doubt it but you never know other things might occupy them the longer i remain unheard what do these barnacles cling on to nowhere else to be live and let live suppose must i wait till port crepe for a hull scrape they get on my nerves when it gets down to the crunch lick it off with a splash of spray bathe carefree on deck only the fish listen gulp the morning air do not be afraid of gnats do it soon while everyone s snuggled down purring and groaning inside blue miranda let realty sleep with equity and the sea dog to doze on crushed chamois eight bells watch over one and a half dogs drift by we cross a timely dateline set a course south throw them off with the scent of bracken and learn fast about ropes and knots having left territorial waters i want to watch their next move and plan mine glad to realise in time my decks are sagely scrubbed and smelling camphor sweet great got the hour back lost on the bridge changing course southward i realise blown a bit off course too far eastward by gonzalo s fickle swell tack and cruise skirt territorial waters take in the spinnaker save the fragrant water from the billow for sips and splashes eau de alone heading for safer familiar waters now just beyond the sedge viewed their barricade ahead as not mine ha ha the ship s dog goes for a swim with the dolphins and gets the dowager in a right flap no boson too groggy mondays at sea aboard a plague ship adrift inland watching the west wing hoodlums tumble down sure beats killing time playing chess with bots and other total strangers waiting for the tardy bowels to move through smooth tuxedo unction medicating responsibly observing the capricious rules of whimsy looking forward to a frugal feast staying whalebone dry and moleskin warm trying not to sweet alf seek admiring the erlking wither from a safe house by the chiselled river luck and minerva got us out of that scrape skinned alive o ye lurgiphobes you and your delicious vaccines what will there be left to speak of when the great corracks of larne beach on your polluted shores milked off my fill of human kindness fetishizing the glory of the last great paleolith and his rhino plated mama no sweet reader i ain t slurping saline time to bottle up this message and go for chromosome vittles in the swineyard frenzy the faber book of neurotic plants fruit opened at gallimaufry was the first thing inspector funk noticed when he arrived the only witness around was chum a mute contralto the blinds were closed tight the only light came from a marsh gas vent in the sun jar this setting is singularly inappropriate was scrawled in orange marker on the creamy artexed stable wall water dripped freely in three four time into a muddy blue builder s bucket the house surgeon minced nervously on fresh straw a fat man rested his eyes in the seedy crowded annex chum was taken off for interrogation in the upstairs wet room the clock was stuck at seven twenty four on the lawn red fungi poked out through the turgid mulch of rotten yellow maple leaves the rowan tree was barren silver gray a youth on a black bicycle rode past slowly a hawk eyed funk judged his aspect fly was he fleeing the clutches of a thousand armed family that dogged his every move the phone rang it was a limpid doomed patricia destined for the abattoir of intimacy funk found himself lost for words at hungry times nutrition was rationed out like peter s pence to supplicants at the station the law of inbuilt negligence thus condoned his every move chum would be released on good behaviour he decided he had done nothing heinous enough to warrant detention yet the faber book of neurotic plants food was closed and sent to daventry for tests funk gave way to apathy and sniffed the food for suspect truffle essence the waiting room is restive squire the house surgeon said la sonnambula dominates the dissonant part of town willie gumbo its cherubic proprietor stands proud in the art deco entrance swinging his platinum fob as a sedan passes by feds or hoods it mattered not to him he gave them what they wanted a wave a bung a banana he took no sides caring only for the good times and what times they were enchantresses and virtuosos flocked endlessly to la sonnambula to celebrate their insignificance rodden rodden matilda wailed the cherry tree swayed blossoms shivered grasses sighed chuckles rippled inside the stained glass ill lit balconies yet no sign of rodden matilda get over it called the bish wearily tears welled fear swelled pain felt holy astride silent intravenous wasps matilda drained the moonlit night for interstellar respite re joined the conclave limbless wuthered keened two fists of pastry proofed and ready for rolling stood on the floured wooden board the fish were gutted and tap washed silver the onions and capers piled slickly finely chopped the butter sliced in handy slabs there was plenty a veritable cornucopia the gravesend puffer was late they say it floundered on the goodwin sands with the loss of all hands and frilly revellers tiddled on mother s ruin and bloated sick with pickled onions blown astray from stony deal in a freaky wind not a hand survived reports of the catastrophe came first in dribs then drabs then bodies washed up on banks and shores all summer search parties returned empty handed fifty two were lost to the waves weeks went past till a beachcomber came across a timepiece on his morning round the word spread like wildfire around the cinque ports finally reaching wilmslow one blazing august morn cripes winced fantine throwing aside the gazette it s uncle hector s hunter i recognize the fob don t be silly darling said her auntie nelly hector is ten years contained in the foreign office those marks were mine said fantine framing her ivory dentures with a breezy cheesecake smile o fantine i wish you would stop you know it makes me churn auntie nelly said heading for the window mind gerald to spray your roses aunt it was too late she had vanished sinking feeling sink that had dogged her since she ate him that crazy night in sheppey the swinging hunter keeping time regular as clockwork leave a comment puer guff december 24 2019 december 24 2019 grimbeau flash fiction writing yule 2019 seems as though i tried and fooled about for an epoch to give or take a lacklustous spurt lurking back on it now slunk off in search of fresh fields trotting knock kneed taking picket hedges nimbly deftly skipping ugly tackles thrown by passing bucks playing futures by wild carding every given hand sub contracting bridges to dubious firms of hoods each sizing me up for the drop come elevenses stop hard rest into teeming psychospace occupied by humless stingers causticbarbs proceed vaincautious over casting suspect glances confirm contact was declined after spiralling down muchlike dizzy alice snatching selfies tuxedoed beside smiley vultures often congregate below but soon part at the pace of plummet bumping on houmous spheres before forgotten fear of falling said no pulling out this jaunt ain t no easy ride consider boiling hot flesh melting under withered skin losing conchshellnesss on glossy triptych picturebook thumbsucker gurgles chubby rockaby snug terror safe inder silkinesses merge in creamy green envelopment slow to warm of late outswung end of rope pressing offal swing bridge freeze framed close up nosehair gawp accompanies point blank stare from vacant spaces counted marbles three to one and looked elsewhere heironymus tosh springs to mind painting a fat blackbird on bare mountain ash tobacco yellow beak observes as beech leaf clings to dog fur nightlights glow through mist dilith strikes a traditional note grabs old hacks by the scrote and throat invoking feisty hostesses of rebecca starlets and harlots rid the streets of slime oozing under chapel doors like strawberry juice and peanuts 17 25 06 12 2019 foot zing diminishes after biweekly redress today was stillborn arduous slodge sloughy earthquakes tremble z over listlessness unlured by tallow antiseptic poesy very nicey nicey though it seems a can of worms called cryogenic lurks a writhing masochism the rood that unglued the snood nothing hinged springs easy heads freed up where is it to go whither forlorn in three faced media gusts a crowd of ones and zeros swaps numbers o not to live like that if i only one make it through this eternal blight topdogs of a thousand faces leave no traces lit from underneath by limepits twixt screens disposed to wander looking for a teabreak a let up in the bombardment reveals a paucity of rubble heaped beside a cranky trebuchet lightly dusted with talc redolent of instant mash 15 57 09 12 2019 slept for long and late awoke in dry spring it dawned on me it was midwinter a white island volcano clears its throat in disapproval at such ignorance in plenty bay and sends five hikers to their reward perished on the non event horizon for all black holes eat eachother in the end no doubt a pompous rumpus in the parlyhouse on the way is this the best that can be done soul sacrifice is ordered 14 02 10 12 2019 no time for messing original thought sought panic brought forth nought busy morning to chew over a bitter campaign internecine warfare in the shires who drew that line in the land the wind gets up apace whipping up a storm a white island volcano coughs its disapproval causing five to perish on a far off event horizon black holes are practicising cannibals that will eat eachother in the end engendering a pompous rumpus in the parly houses that remain it was then it dawned on me it was midwinter and i ought to make sacrifice to fuck all and ensure the bucklers are fit for purpose it was noted as odd when the supply train arrived before the vanguard and the smell of sizzling bacon entranced our half starved berserkers flavella found paltry the bleak consolation of knowing that persistence was its own reward as she gathered lilacs in the spring flagrant on the cakemix strand 09 57 12 12 2019 callico of hodden brown masquerades as homespun dun and dirty with the gurners chewing bitter cud hefting spuds up from the callow where they scatter when the rickshaw shed its load cows plum tuckered after cromping stood up for obtuse reasons perhaps the time of day perhaps the age of reason thought of smudge on a ruff set me off thinking cloves and oranges skullduggery and herms so when she mentioned alcibiades i near fell off my perch a common response or somesuch other blandishment spilled from his lips as a nurse made good with the salts the ketch was topsail tiny as the sirens sounded the all clear and we fumbled for the bunting when inkpen festered in the quill a naked woman reading by kindling prone to fantasy but intrigued by farce from the sea mist under the miasma of fall out from the east of java any answers to this conundrum look abroad through xenophobic glasses to add to the confusion every word costs a leaf and every leaf a moment spent down here time is money up there at the white hotel it aint those guys live like trees in epochs the land is reeling 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