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other pictures one of a cactus growing in our front yard and two beds of stuff that s coming up i really have no idea what they are though tulips maybe i m no greenthumb that s for sure guess i ll learn who knew april 28 2009 in really 1 comment so how often do you grab that box of saran wrap try and pull a piece off and the roll comes right out then you re stuck trying to get that roll back into the box all while the flapping piece of saran wrap is folding over itself and making a hot mess of the situation and apparently i m an idiot i just realized after how many damn years of using the stuff that there are cardboard flaps on each side of the roll on the outside of the box that you can push in to keep that roll from coming out during usage please note incase you like myself am a complete moron yeah that s right see that little blue circle just push that baby in did everyone else know about this sheesh i think i m just gonna wrap everything in saran now just because at least now the roll won t pop out i win 525 600 minutes april 23 2009 in life in a house 5 comments so i ve never seen rent but i m pretty sure that s the first line of that song about measuring things in love too bad that love has nothing to do with this blog and everything to do with the amount of time it s been since i actually posted i think the last time we talked i was about to jump off the hoan bridge it s honestly been a pretty trying two months for me eric and i rode quite the emotional rollercoaster and hot damn if i m not elated that we got off before i threw up all over his lap let s back it up quick i won t take long lord know i don t want to live through it again either so yeah we were supposed to close on march 12th then march 17th then march 19th and finally march 27th well let me tell you none of those closing dates happened the first three got pushed because the lenders were being douche bags sorry kim i know they re trying to protect their own asses but really there s a crack in our basement they were concerned about and rightfully so but when they said our first and second inspectors weren t good enough frak i ll set the scene it s march 26th eric is in florida the t ville apartment is packed up really packed up no plates no silverware hardly enough toilet paper eric keeps telling me the closing for tomorrow the 27th is good it s a go we can relax hardly i wake up march 27th feeling good ready for a weekend of moving oh yeah we had the moving truck all set up for saturday the 28th minor detail eric s parents show up at the apartment ready to make the trek to west bend for the closing then eric calls 2 hours before we re supposed to sign some damn papers uhhh there s a problem with the paperwork the seller says he never agreed to closing costs so obviously i m hysterical at this point i really couldn t take another anything from this whole house deal i was about ready to break don t worry this will get cleared up they know we are going home with the keys this afternoon eric says fine we still go out to wb and sit at a bank for two hours needless to say the paperwork got caught up in colorado or texas or in some bitch s hands who didn t get a crap about two late 20 somethings who weren t going to have a home in four days that s when the thought of homelessness really crossed my mind sure we ve got parents within driving distance and friends but still where the hell would i forward my mail uhh the 3rd box on the left please let me tell you i was treated for depression after my dad died and i m pretty sure what i was feeling during all this was another bout of it i kept telling myself that things will get better we ll get the house someday it just wasn t happening soon enough ok so no dice on the 27th eric is driving home from florida i m moving everything we own out of our apartment and into a penske truck the other 1 3 of the crap is sitting in our garage on a tarp sweet now we wait monday rolls around no phone call from betty the agent tuesday we gotta be out of the apartment penske truck is still sitting in the parking lot and garage is still full of our stuff eric and i stay with our respective parents and each commute an hour to work oh and an hour back finally wednesday april 1st fitting no eric gets a call mid afternoon the paperwork is in and signed the house is ours honestly when eric called it was the funniest conversation well funny not funny because i thought it was an april fool s joke and when it wasn t we were both so eh about the whole thing that i think we were just glad that part was over neither of us really excited it was pretty anticlimatic alright fast foward we move things in appliances come plumber fixes some stuff bam we live in a house how friggin exciting now that we re here it s still pretty unbelievable we damn near stole this house i laugh inside because we live in a nice neighborhood and our neighbs look at us like what the hell are these kids doing in this house luck of the draw i suppose we fell on something that was pretty much too good to be true so with that stressful story seriously aren t you taking a big sigh right now because i just did behind us let s take a quick tour kim this doesn t excuse you from not coming out here it s way better in person here it is hotel smithenreiter in all its glory the garage is on the right that front window that juts out is the master bath the two windows to the left of that is the master bedroom ok here s a closeup of that window see the blue tarps yeah we don t have any window treatments yet the lady who lived here before us took them all with her hey thanks so as we do research on what we want we deal with tarps the house went from a foreclosure to a drug house sure the neighbors are pleased we are ha here s a different view of the front we have a three car garage for a third car we don t own maybe we can rent out that third stall any takers here s a look from the side of the living room you re looking at the kitchen see the odd heights of the cabinets those shelves in the cabinets are high yeah i m short i need a step stool to reach them here s the view from the kitchen that room past the living room is a den office eventually i d like to put up french doors like the tarps weeee some couples have babies or dogs or big plants see these two pieces of stainless steel greatness this is our pride and joy look at them they are beautiful we love them and may or may not have hugged them after they were installed ha ok here s the first bedroom in the pic on the left i m standing in the corner the door is to my left then the pic on the right shows the first vanity the two bedroom share a tub toilet but each have their own vanity it s called a jack and jill bathroom but i ve never seen it set up this way either way fun huh notice there isn t a mirror yeah lady took those too ha alright here s the second bedroom vanity pic on the right is the tub and toilet the bedrooms share this is currently eric s bathroom he left me the master or should i say wants his own bathroom space i didn t argue my other pride and joy the first floor washer and dryer energy efficient and lovely i would do laundry everyday if i could oh and if it meant that eric wouldn t think i had lost my marbles ahhh sorry that pic on the left just startled me that s the master bedroom yup that s an orange hideous wall i don t know what kind of decorating sense the lady before us had but whatever it was was glued to that wall i m pretty sure it was some sort of wod paneling either way she riped it all down leaving us with that blech at least no one sees it but us the pic on the right is the master bathroom squee whirlpool tub delish and finally a look from our patio door that s half of our backyard and a nice concrete slab just big enough for a couple of chairs and a table i left out pics of the basement it s big and undone and cold that s all you need to know plus i have to leave something to the imagination ha give you all a reason to come over for a night of fun i ll cook and we ll drink and it will be glorious alright sorry it s been the better part of a year since i posted hope this satisfies you for now at least more pics to come maybe once we get some damn blinds housekeeping march 13 2009 in just talkin really 5 comments and hi just a few things to take care of before starting another post 1 boston good to hear from you thought you fell off the face of the earth or at least the east coast either way fun you ve found thing i call my blog hope you enjoy it at least once in a while and yes i completely stole that what i should have said was nothing line from mike berbiglia he is hilarious his dry humor makes me laugh my tail off i strive to be just as funny i usually fail but i try and isn t that worth anything these days anyway glad you ve made your way here 2 kristin w the artist formally known as turner why hello good to hear from you as well it s funny how kim is the tie that binds here it s fun thanks for reading hope all is well with you i m sure you re on facebook which i don t do my apologies which brings me to 3 i m tellin ya wordpress is the new facebook if all the people i went to h s with would just come to my blog site and posted comments and such then i wouldn t ever have to join fb i m sure it ll never happen but i m just sayin 4 eric and i close on the house on tuesday oh buddy hello st patty s day a green beer and keys to a house sounds most excellent no 5 speaking of st patty s day my overnight schedule while usually horrific is panning out in my favor tuesday i will start drinking early and by early i mean 7 a m i win bad news after a drink or two i ll probably pass out on the table because i ll be so damn tired hopefully i ll wake up by the time we close on that house ha i ll take pictures of tuesday s drinking escapades no worries um by the way if you want to see what i ll be wearing http www kohls com upgrade webstore zoom_popup jsp productid 845524892472330 if i knew how to make that a link in this damn post i would trust me sorry i m an idiot 6 i m still holding to my lenten promise i gave up sweets which is like giving up breathing for me sweet mary i have such a well sweet tooth it s been hard reeeal hard i guess that s the whole point huh either way i m counting down the minutes until i can sink my teeth into a glorious cadbury bunny egg 7 dear kohls thank you for making a clearance section i don t care if you always have a sale going on or if it always looks like i m getting a steal your marketing works on me i had a wonderful trip to your store today i gotta keep up my kohls vip status somehow right too bad that s the only vip club i ll ever be a part of i hate ending sentences in propositions but that one just seemed right there s always something march 6 2009 in life in a house 2 comments so to add to the stress hotel smithenreiter is already under here s another log on the fire closing date got pushed back boo urns apparently on the second offer the listing agent changed the closing date psych and we didn t know about it until earlier this week frak well i guess it s not sooo bad but when we close the 17th of this month have to move big stuff thursday friday then eric leaves on a guys trip to fl that same friday and he s gone until the 29th yeah yikes but it s cool i like cough moving really though i can t think of anything else i dislike more than packing maybe unpacking yeah that blows too good news though we re gaining some square footage so there will even more places to put all my crap excellent i started finally packing last weekend i woke up sunday morning and said to eric ok i don t care what you do but i m going to start packing up the spare bedroom eric responds ok i ll pack a box i say a box you know how little you actually get into a box that will take you a whole 7 minutes thank you for your effort hell i m thinking at this rate we ll have it all packed up by november thankfully he did more than just a box and i ve even moved on to the downstairs i hate this boxes everywhere disheveled feeling i m ready for march to be over and april to be here it s time to get the moving show on the road we finalized all our applicances last weekend signed sealed and delivered the week we move in gosh darn those suckers are expensive a fridge range and a washer dryer we kept telling ourselves these are investments we want them to be nice sure well when our kids can t go to college because we re paying off a stainless steel range you can explain what happened to our money but we ended up going with a stainless fridge and range they re gorgeous i may just live in the fridge rarr you ll like them too i promise alright that s enough house ramblings for now i m trying not to lose my head please lord just let me get through this month without ripping someone else s off thanks holy margarita march 6 2009 in just talkin really leave a comment have you been outside the last few days oh man i didn t even wear my gloves to work last night that s how warm it was living on the edge i know i even knew spring was coming when i got in my car after working out and saw a ladybug on my windshield granted i hate those ladybugs they make me shudder especially when they re in large quantity but i was so excited about it i didn t even hit my wipers to knock it off or drive faster so it just flew off too bad it s going to damn pour all weekend debbie downer wahh waaaaahhhhh what brought you here march 6 2009 in just talkin leave a comment things people searched and landed here moving out with nothing this was my favorite one poor lad what should i have first what i should have said was nothing crazy core skittles back on the running horse not to be confused with running deer february 24 2009 in uncategorized leave a comment welp until yesterday i hadn t run since about a week after my cervix surgery doctor s orders i didn t like the orders but nervous my innerds would fall out i listened so monday i actually set my alam in the afternoon and made my way to the y i walked in and felt like fellow y ers knew i hadn t been there in a few weeks i wanted to scream out i didn t leave you i had a damaged cervix that needed to be fixed i hopped on the treadmill per usual and started running i really didn t think i was going to make it past a mile really i hated life at that point but something happened and i got in a groove thank the lord i banged out a few more miles and hopped off now my legs wanted to buckled under me after that but i walked it out apparently i don t know the meaning of easing into it all or nothing bam i lifted as well i m paying for that today if a seven year old came behind me today and held my arms back i d have no defense i d get beat by a 1st grader wait is that how old you are in 1st grade this lack of maternal knowledge my friends is why i m getting a house and not having children right now i m headed back to the gym right now i should probably go 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