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es because that s what friends do the day of the appointment i m now at ten weeks randy and i meet up and he hands over a crisp new 100 bill what the what where did you get this i told you not to worry about it but where did you get this i just did let s go i can tell there s something off but i don t have time for it we bus it across the george washington bridge take the subway to planned parenthood i sit down opposite an unsmiling unfriendly black woman her color will be pertinent when we get to the part about payment she asks for two hundred dollars not one but i was told by my friend that it costs 100 you came over the bridge today right yes you live with your parents right yes two hundred dollars she looked with hatred at me i grew up in a highly mixed neighborhood this was my first experience of negative assumptions being made about me based upon my appearance my color my features my style of dress my manner of speech i could suddenly tell that this woman had decided that she was seeing a privileged white suburban girl who could easily afford the highest rate charged on the center s sliding scale it took some minutes of talking before i convinced her that i d had trouble getting one hundred dollars two hours later i was led into a room where a suction abortion was performed it hurt a lot but not as much as my monthly cramps my family were cramp champions i felt only relief never have i ever felt any remorse if i could go back in time and advise teen babe on what to do i would say what do you think babe and then i would heartily endorse her abortion choice randy and i left planned parenthood that day and got on the subway almost immediately i began feeling ill i had to get off that shaky dark subway now we slowly climbed up the subway stairs to the outdoors and made our way to a sunny triangular pocket park where we sat on a little wooden bench while we sat a very tall man came and sat close by my side moments later another large man sat close by randy s side so that we were sandwiched between the guys started talking with us and we with them i wasn t feeling that chatty but was trying to be polite one of the men suddenly started laughing hysterically i asked what s so funny don t you kids know where you are you re sitting smack dab in the middle of harlem harlem the ghetto new york city harlem juillet 1970 le ghetto containers rouillès sur le trottoir abritant des feux et dètritus dans une rue photo by jack garofalo paris match via getty images my that was a surprise perhaps the guys had been surprised also that two white looking suburban kids hadn t been discomfited when two large black men had sat close beside us the guys explained that we had better not try to walk back to the subway alone it s possible they were exaggerating but in 73 they may not have been one provided his company as we made our way back and boarded the subway for the relative safety of suburbia where i thanked naomi and returned her money my largest charitable donation each year does not go to planned parenthood it is my second largest they saved two lives that day not mine and randy s mine and the life of my would have been abused child i have donated to them annually since 1973 my mother used to tell me often that were abortion made legal retroactively she would have never had me sad endum i learned later that my then boyfriend had obtained his don t worry about it hundred dollars by performing his first major theft he had broken a window stolen equipment clearly marked with the owning company s name but marked with removable marker gone into the downtown manhattan k mart where the manager purchased these clearly stolen goods in exchange for a crisp 100 bill i urged that pos piece of sugar boyfriend to make restitution which he did not however i shamefully did not break up with him quite yet when i did a few months later this is the boy who raped me share this share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on x opens in new window x share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin email a link to a friend opens in new window email more share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest print opens in new window print like loading 43 comments by outlier babe on 2016 01 22 permalink posted in sexism still tagged call them flowers or magic sticks but vaginas and penises are ugly and goofy looking dudes you seriously have got to stop with the dick pics first time sex happy birthday roe v wade i cannot believe we re still fighting this frigging fight i suppose i should add the tag abortion in here sex organs are proof god has a sense of humor thank you gloria steinem and betty friedan for opening my eyes back then thank you planned parenthood the biggest april fool what sex can be like the first time posted by outlier babe on 2016 01 22 https outlierbabe wordpress com 2016 01 22 find out what women really think their first time ask ms outlier how should i not write a marketing email a company rep tries to flatter me into performing free marketing for them their email to me hi first off i came across your site and wanted to say thanks for providing a great resource to the lupus community i thought you might find this infographic which displays the effects of lupus on the body interesting and helpful for your readers not their graphic but the single most perfect illustration of lupus s effects i ve ever seen naturally i d be delighted if you share this embeddable graphic on a link to one of my lupus posts the ninth and or with your followers on social sic either way keep up the great work all the best ms z assistant marketing manager money making medicine inc gwen has some doubt about the sincerity level here my email to them dear ms z summary you want me to link to your for profit site but offer me not one penny per hit for doing so no problem as long as you include on your site a link to my first not ninth lupus post an autocidal life part 1 in which babe feels a pea details suggestion 1 reword future emails exactly on what basis do you ms z feel it is appropriate for you to thank me for providing a great resource to the lupus community do you speak on behalf of that community in some capacity and for you to encourage me to keep up the great work let me clarify for you ms z i am in no way your subordinate i am at least your equal but i a patient with systemic lupus will now more appropriately take this moment to thank you ms z for providing a great resource to the lupus community of which i am a member by sharing that graphic you only think this image is a non sequiter i wanted a double booyah and this is what google returned this cutie must have awesome booyah power to overpower google s web crawler might i suggest ms z you modify the wording of your solicitation letter in case it offends others you contact besides me suggestion 2 read what i ve written before referencing it my website statistics reveal that you looked only at only the final one of nine lupus posts written and a post which would have been confusing had at least the one prior post not been read i suspect you did not read even that one post ms z you might try the series sometime although yet needing some revision and with chapters to come what is posted so far is still excellent i may not really be this confident but i was gonna sound confident to this woman by golly o babe gladendum to ms z s credit she sent the following apology which i felt treated me and my input with respect as a result i shall include a link to the graphic on the appropriate page of the series in whichever century i finally go back and wrap up that series hello o babe i want to sincerely apologize it seems my email came off condescending that certainly was not our intent and i think your feedback makes a lot of sense upon reading back over our email i will be sending your feedback along to our team to relook at how we reach out to the community share this share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on x opens in new window x share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin email a link to a friend opens in new window email more share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest print opens in new window print like loading 17 comments by outlier babe on 2016 01 16 permalink posted in snark attack tagged booyah how not to write a marketing email people who feel superior often reveal it when they speak that woman told some fibs didn t she the false flattery in this one is strong luke the last half posted by outlier babe on 2016 01 16 https outlierbabe wordpress com 2016 01 16 how should i not write a marketing email ask ms outlier how can i have fun with my customer service experience dear wefindyouforever fence co i can t tell you how excited and thrilled i was to start receiving emails from your company out of nowhere years after i made what i recall as a couple of scouting queries about a fence for the backyard of my four bedroom house in florida i so look forward now to wrapping one of your wonderful fences around the interior space of my current home a 700 sq ft condo in southern california with no backyard or front yard either perhaps i can make an indoor corral for my pygmy goats shown here in their former outdoor quarters i ll be the talk of los angeles please send me all the info you have on every fence style you offer and by all means keep those emails pouring in smooches miss outlier p s do tell me you offer snow fences i m most specially interested in those i don t want any of these getting into my kitchen how they responded dear ms outlier good afternoon thank you for your interest in our company and products we really appreciate it we have an almost unbelievable amount of information and number of fence gate products available online i would recommend taking a look at our website dumberthanafencepost com to see what style you are most interested in once your search is narrowed we can work toward filling your specific need here is a link to our wooden snow fence imnotsnowingyouimreallythisthick com thanks again have a great day will likely b promoted uh oh i don t think this post passes plato if i were a kind person i d be more sorry addendum in the interests of honesty i did change one line and slightly disguised the website company and employee names so that all the fence companies in all the world all of which read my blog can spend a day scrambling to wonder was this us more likely they would spend a day scrambling to locate their snow fencing brochures share this share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on x opens in new window x share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin email a link to a friend opens in new window email more share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest print opens in new window print like loading 34 comments by outlier babe on 2016 01 15 permalink posted in snark attack tagged customer disservice customer service fencing fencing the sport of queens indoor fencing indoor pygmy goats indoor snow fencing obtuse customer service personnel snow fences someone ought to run an annual contest most obtuse most rude quickest hangup the last half ya gotta have fun with em cause you re not allowed to strangle em posted by outlier babe on 2016 01 15 https outlierbabe wordpress com 2016 01 15 ask ms outlier how can i have fun with customer service the dreaded many eyed watcha ma tingle a wee turtles adventure with its many arms how can you run away with its many eyes where will you find to hide you ll know it by its its i cannot say indescribable further adjectives defied jonah was three and justin four when jonah was invited to morgan s birthday party this was close to halloween so naturally the children were to come in costume what would you like to go as i asked little jonah a watcha ma tingle cried out an excited jonah oh terrific what the heck honey mommy isn t sure she knows what a watcha ma tingle is it s a watcha ma tingle of course it is stupid mommy terrifyin ain t it what does one look like like a watcha ma tingle inner head slap demonstrating my asperger s i turn to jonah s big brother justin do you know what a watcha ma tingle looks like yes mommy it looks like a watcha ma tingle i m literally feeling one of the joys of parenting i finally wise up after learning the boys have no pictures of this mysterious creature in any of their books nor at any at their preschool i ask for details about its appearance these come in a rapid stream with both little boys jumping up and down excitedly shouting them out it has lots of arms lots and lots of arms they stick out all over and lots of eyes all over its head they stick out too it looks really silly oohh kay then i guess i have enough to go on six pair of black pantyhose later i have constructed a sort of cape of octopus like arms stuffed with fiberfill a bit like this but i would never do that embarrassing center leg a sad flattened kickball with a slow leak is sacrificed a happy pre leak kickball i cut it in half applying a black magic marker several white ping pong balls are transformed into eyeballs and applied with hot glue to the half kickball jonah s eyeball hat is ready it is now two days before morgan s party i call jonah and justin over for the trying on i tie on the arm cape place the eyeball hat and position jonah before the full length mirror is that what a watcha ma tingle looks like yes that s a watcha ma tingle mommy both boys gleefully shout out royalty free image from dreamstime com i am so proud jonah and justin take joyful turns playing at being the watcha ma tingle afterward i put the costume away until party day day of the party we must leave at 11 00 it takes only ten minutes to drive to morgan s it is 10 30 ominous music i call jonah over and put on his costume he bursts into tears what on earth is wrong this isn t a watcha ma tingle he sobs of course it isn t yet i foolishly try to convince my weeping three year old otherwise but it has lots of arms sticking out and lots of eyes sticking out and you and justin said it looked like a watcha ma tingle justin pipes up mommy that doesn t look anything like a watcha ma tingle the traitor just you wait til you want that second helping of mashed bananas tonight buddy now what it s not like i was going to force my toddler to wear a costume he hated in order to teach him a lesson he was too young to understand it i took off jonah s tingly bits and tossed them in a corner i dried his eyes and told him everything would be all right because that s what good mommies and daddies do i went into the boys bedroom and found the oldest plain sleeveless shirt he owned we live in l a it was a beautiful warm day which happened to be a muscle shirt i quickly 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