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ersions june 14 2011 goldilocks knocks by rockcanyon once upon a time there were three bears a papa bear a mama bear and a little baby bear they all lived in a small house in the forest one morning mama bear prepared breakfast and the three bears sat down to their bowls of porridge but the porridge was too hot so the three bears decided to go for a walk while the porridge cooled soon after they left along came a little girl her name was goldilocks she knocked on the door there was no answer oh dear she thought i ve missed them again i ll come another time when they re home she told herself and on her way she went through the forest and home leave a comment posted in new versions june 14 2011 goldilocks and the three bears oh yeah by rockcanyon once upon a time oh yeah there were three bears oh yeah a papa and a mama bear oh yeah and a little baby bear oh yeah they lived in a small house oh yeah in the forest oh yeah one morning mama oh yeah made some breakfast oh yeah and the bears sat down to oh yeah their bowls of porridge oh yeah but the porridge was hot oh yeah so they went for a walk oh yeah while the porridge cooled oh yeah soon after they left oh yeah along came a girl oh yeah she knocked on the door oh yeah but no one answered oh yeah so she went in oh yeah her name was goldilocks oh yeah goldilocks found herself oh yeah in the kitchen oh yeah on the table were bowls of porridge oh yeah goldilocks was hungry oh yeah she sat down to eat oh yeah she tasted from the big bowl oh yeah but it was too hot oh yeah she tasted from the middle bowl oh yeah but it was too cold oh yeah she tasted from the little bowl oh yeah and it was just right oh yeah she ate it all up oh yeah goldilocks was tired oh yeah she saw three chairs oh yeah she sat in the big chair oh yeah but it was too hard oh yeah she sat in the middle chair oh yeah but it was too soft oh yeah then she sat in the little chair oh yeah it was just right oh yeah and then crash it broke oh yeah and goldilocks fell oh yeah now she was sleepy oh yeah she went upstairs oh yeah she found three beds oh yeah she lay in the big bed oh yeah but it was too hard oh yeah she lay in the middle bed oh yeah but it was too soft oh yeah she lay on the baby bed oh yeah it was just right oh yeah and goldilocks oh yeah was soon fast asleep oh yeah and while she slept oh yeah the bears came home oh yeah papa bear looked oh yeah at the kitchen table oh yeah someone s been eating from oh yeah my bowl of porridge oh yeah someone s been eating from oh yeah my bowl of porridge oh yeah said mama bear oh yeah someone s been eating from oh yeah my bowl of porridge oh yeah said little baby bear oh yeah and they ate it up oh yeah someone s been sitting oh yeah in my chair oh yeah said papa bear oh yeah someone s been sitting oh yeah in my chair oh yeah said mama bear oh yeah someone s been sitting oh yeah in my chair oh yeah said baby bear oh yeah and they broke it to bits oh yeah someone s been sleeping oh yeah in my bed oh yeah said papa bear oh yeah someone s been sleeping oh yeah in my bed oh yeah said mama bear oh yeah someone s been sleeping oh yeah in my bed oh yeah said baby bear oh yeah and she s still here oh yeah and with that oh yeah goldilocks woke up oh yeah saw the three bears oh yeah screamed and jumped oh yeah out the window oh yeah and ran away oh yeah and the three bears oh yeah never saw her again oh yeah leave a comment posted in new versions june 14 2011 chicken pox and the three bears by rockcanyon once upon a time there were three healthy bears who lived in a house of their own in the woods there was an itty bitty baby bear a middle sized mama bear and a powerfully big papa bear every morning they took their vitamins and then ate a healthy breakfast of whole wheat porridge one morning mama bear had cooked the porridge extra hot to make sure all the germs were dead and while the porridge cooled the three bears decided to take a walk because there s nothing like a good walk before breakfast to keep you healthy while they were on their walk chicken pox a sick little chick who lived barely around the corner came up to their door hoping to borrow some medicine chicken pox knocked weakly there was no answer even if the bears had been home though there wouldn t have been an answer because the bears wouldn t have heard the knock chicken pox knocked again no answer she called out in a voice almost as loud as a whisper hello is anyone home no one answered so chicken pox decided she d go in and see if she could find the medicine herself she pushed hard on the door and slowly it opened chicken pox walked into the house there in front of her was a table with three bowls on it could that be medicine she asked she climbed up on the itty bitty chair and looked in the itty bitty bowl that doesn t look like medicine she said and she sneezed an itty bitty sneeze into the itty bitty bowl she climbed from the itty bitty chair to the middle sized chair and looked in middle sized bowl that doesn t look like medicine either she said and she sneezed a middle sized sneeze into the middle sized bowl she climbed from the middle sized chair to the powerfully big chair and looked in the powerfully big bowl that doesn t look like medicine either she said and she sneezed a powerfully big sneeze into the powerfully big bowl all that climbing and sneezing had made chicken pox tired she climbed down from the powerfully big chair and looked for a place to rest there in the next room she found three soft chairs maybe one of those would do she thought she climbed into the itty bitty soft chair but it was only an itty bitty bit soft not soft enough for chicken pox she climbed into the middle sized soft chair but it was only a middle sized bit soft not soft enough for chicken pox she climbed into the powerfully big soft chair it had powerfully big softness much too much softness for chicken pox now chicken pox was very tired she needed a place to lie down and get some rest here i ll get some rest she said when she entered the back room where the three bears slept she climbed onto the itty bitty bed she wiggled she turned she twisted but she could only get an itty bitty bit comfortable she climbed onto the middle sized bed she wiggled she turned she twisted but she could only get a middle sized bit comfortable she climbed onto the powerfully big bed she wiggled she turned she twisted and finally she found a position where a powerfully big comfort settled over her and she fell asleep after a while the three bears came home the sat in their three kitchen chairs and ate their three bowls of porridge my porridge tasted an itty bitty bit funny said the itty bitty baby bear and he sneezed an itty bitty sneeze my porridge tasted a middle sized bit funny said the middle sized mama bear and she sneezed a middle sized sneeze my porridge tasted powerfully funny said the powerfully big papa bear and he sneezed a powerfully big sneeze for some strange reason even after taking their vitamins going on a healthy walk and eating a wholesome breakfast the three bears were tired maybe we should sit down they said the itty bitty baby bear sat down in his itty bitty soft chair the middle sized mama bear sat down in her middle sized soft chair the powerfully big papa bear sat down in his powerfully big soft chair and then the baby bear started to scratch and the mama bear started to scratch and the papa bear started to scratch they scratched itty bitty itches and middle sized itches and powerfully big itches look said the mama bear we re breaking out in spots oh said the baby bear i m not feeling well neither am i said the papa bear i think we need to go lie down so the three bears crawled off to their bedroom the itty bitty baby bear lay down in his itty bitty bed the middle sized mama bear lay down in her middle sized bed and the powerfully big papa bear lay down in his powerfully big bed you re smothering me said chicken pox to the powerfully big papa bear in a voice almost as loud as a whisper but the papa bear didn t hear her so chicken pox coughed and pushed and sneezed and shoved and finally wiggled her way out from under the papa bear she climbed out of the powerfully big bed and stumbled through the house and out the door and home without her medicine and the three bears didn t even see her go for they were very sick they had sneezes and coughs and spots and itches and aches and pains and watering eyes and every other icky sicky thing that a bear could have and they just stayed in their beds until they were better the itty bitty baby bear stayed in bed for an itty bitty time the middle sized mama bear stayed in her bed for a middle sized time but the powerfully big papa bear was so powerfully sick that it was a powerfully long time before he was able to get out of bed and from then on the three bears never took their vitamins and they never ate whole wheat porridge and they never took walks before breakfast because something had made them very sick and they didn t know what it was but they didn t want to take any chances leave a comment posted in new versions june 14 2011 frankenstein and the three bears by rockcanyon one morning as frankenstein was stomping through the forest knocking down trees and stepping on small animals but accidentally of course since deep down inside frankenstein is very kind he came to a little house frankenstein was curious to know who lived there he loved to make friends maybe the people who lived in this little house would be his friends frankenstein knocked on the door the door fell in frankenstein looked inside he could see no one he picked up the door there was no one underneath frankenstein squeezed into the little house there on the table he saw three bowls of porridge yum he said frankenstein hungry he picked up the little bowl and poured it down his throat yum very hot frankenstein like when porridge very hot he picked up the littler bowl and poured it down his throat yum very cold frankenstein like when porridge very cold he picked up the itsy bitsy bowl and poured it down his throat yum just right frankenstein like when porridge just right still no one had appeared frankenstein saw three chairs he decided to sit and wait for someone to come home so he could be their friend he sat in the little chair crash little chair too weak said frankenstein too bad he sat in the littler chair crash littler chair too weak said frankenstein too bad he sat in the itsy bitsy chair crash itsy bitsy chair too weak said frankenstein too bad so he sat on the floor where he waited and waited and waited and waited frankenstein not like waiting frankenstein see what else is in house after all this house belong to frankenstein s friends they won t mind frankenstein went upstairs there he found three beds he lay down in the little bed it sunk all the way to the floor little bed too soft said frankenstein he lay down in the littler bed it sunk all the way to the floor littler bed too soft said frankenstein he lay down in the itsy bitsy bed it sunk all the way to the floor itsy bitsy bed too soft said frankenstein if bed going to sink to floor frankenstein might as well lay on floor and he did he lay on the floor and looked at the ceiling the ceiling was made of wood in the wood were funny looking knots the knots looked like frankenstein when he was a baby just then the door opened who s been sleeping in my said a voice frankenstein looked there was a little daddy bear next to the little daddy bear was a littler mommy bear and next to the littler mommy bear was an itsy bitsy baby bear hi said frankenstein will you be my aaaaaaayyyyyyyy said the three bears and they turned dashed down the stairs and raced out of the house oh dear said frankenstein maybe they forget something and he lay back down to wait he waited and waited and waited and waited but the three bears never returned leave a comment posted in new versions june 14 2011 gladys and the three bears by rockcanyon abner do you smell that i smell it gladys it s mama bear s porridge she makes it every morning at this time let them eat their breakfast in peace abner if they re supposed to be eating breakfast why are they all leaving their house maybe they have a veterinarian appointments or maybe they burned their porridge and they re going out for breakfast or maybe their house is on fire i m sure they have a good reason that doesn t involve us it looks like they re going for a walk that s unusual walking is unusual would you rather they run they don t usually go for walks in the morning they usually walk in the afternoon maybe they saw you staring at them and decided to give you something to gossip about they know how happy that makes you well then what do you say about that about what about that little girl what girl she s heading toward the bear s house she s knocking she s she s going in the bears aren t home but she just walked right in maybe they hired her to clean maybe she s related maybe she came saw the fire and went in to put it out their house is on fire we must call the fire department do you see smoke no then there s no fire she s breaking in she s a burglar we must call the police when she walks out with their television we ll call the police but she s a burglar how old is she about ten a ten year old burglar girl i doubt it you re just what was that i heard a crash probably just branches hitting the house no it came from the bear s place then it s none of our business none of our business if our neighbors heard crashing coming from our house wouldn t you want them to help no it would probably just be you doing the dishes you re a very noisy dishwasher you know yes but look it s the bears they re coming home oh that girl s going to get in trouble you just wait gladys you shhh i m trying to hear what s going on but shhh do you hear anything nothing i told you she s a relative i don t look at that i don t believe it what that girl jumped out the second floor window so what now would she do that if she were supposed to be there okay gladys you can call the police i told you abner i know gladys i know leave a comment posted in new versions older entries categories first and original versions in blocks of just silly new endings new versions omitting letters playing with letters words and format translated into other languages via computer verse more by rick about rick bob and louie in it s showtime bulrovian tales how to get what you want in ten easy steps rick creations rick walton s books rick walton s worm turns rock canyon literary agency the insanely ridiculously strange book for unusual boys and girls the twisted trips of anthony taylor this is very cool welcome to monster grove why read aloud winning through self deception yankee doodle subscribe to rss blog at wordpress com 99 ways and more to tell goldilocks create a free website or blog at wordpress com subscribe subscribed 99 ways and more to tell goldilocks 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