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akela is a great thumping silly akela is a great thumping silly everyone s favorite yowling monstrosity barks in your ear tuesday july 10 2007 overheard in san francisco today the buses travel in threes like nuns i thought that was a lovely bit of accidental anthropomorphism it sparked an image in my head of missionary buses spreading the word of the leaky gasket and the coming of the great oil change protected by divinity a perambulating trinity from here unto eternity i m in the midst of my time away from second life i ve done this twice before when the drama gets to be too much or things have started to seem less special it s remarkable that even in a virtual space surrounded by the impossible even the extraordinary can deliquesce into the quotidian i m not sure how long i ll be gone and i m still able to poke my head in to get information for second life insider but no socialization for me it always eats up my time until there s nothing else to do but get into bed i m busier than i ve ever been and while that s a welcome change in some ways i ve found that if i m not careful things will quickly devolve into mere existence hurrying to keep up with the breakneck speed of life for its own sake rather than enjoying the journey it s that in fact which has kept me from posting to this blog on a regular basis not enough time or at least the perceived value of blogging is outweighed by the obvious value of real life work and spending time with my pup yet i see the ongoing blogging level communication and want to be a part of it so i ll try to keep up glass of milk standing in between extinction in the cold and explosive radiating growth mammal they might be giants put the blame on keoni chavez at 1 13 pm 0 howlies tuesday june 26 2007 just interviewed eric rice spin martin for on the inside i gotta say eric rice is a living example of self realization he s basically doing what he wants working how he wants being creative and progressive on his own terms and getting paid to do it i want his career it was a great interview and it ll go up sometime next week in other news i m debating whether or not to keep this blog active as you all know i post here pretty infrequently and of varying quality false modesty aside i do think i ve posted some nice bits here but maybe i ll just move it all over to something else and go from there any ideas anyone they call me free but i call me a fool free train put the blame on keoni chavez at 1 28 pm 0 howlies wednesday may 30 2007 new post here pathetic greeting lame excuse for being away for so long followed by equally absurd promise to never do it again patently obvious observation of life painful and juvenile joke pointless and unnecessary explication of said joke with pop culture references thrown in continued explication continued explication continued explication explication ad nauseam too long deferred wrap up ridiculous attempt at soundbite ish final comment this song s just six words long this song s just six words long this song s just six words long this song s just six words long this song s just six words long weird al yankovic put the blame on keoni chavez at 12 43 am 2 howlies thursday march 01 2007 now i really can bark in your ear the wondrous and vivacious intellagirl tully has in a moment of senselessness interviewed me for her podcast the intellacast go check it out here i hope to return to regular blogging soon where i will offer my viewpoint on pop tarts deathless prose on the next akela show and when they ask who s giving the rides i feel as if i promised i d look out for all the lonely souls who still go home without when the shoulder upstairs gets cold if he had his way we d all be old and he s got nerve asking this lolita nation to bow and serve we love you carol and allison game theory put the blame on keoni chavez at 11 51 am 0 howlies monday february 12 2007 happy horny werewolf day i want you all to know i had nothing to do with any of this despite what the villagers with torches and pitchforks want you to believe st valentine s day too i couldn t care less about i m all about the love all the time i don t need the man to tell me when to respond to a female s estrus cycle and the last time i saw a winged baby shooting arrows into people i ate the ever livin hades outta him the irony i was rewarded for that by my choice of willing female wolfettes by a grateful populace it was non stop howl that weekend lemme tell you by what about the rest of you do you enjoy the hallmark holiday and if you do can i have one of those little candy hearts you make me feel you are so real you are to me you make me feel i could step out of time step out of time jane child put the blame on keoni chavez at 4 22 pm 2 howlies wednesday january 31 2007 first rule of squid club don t talk about squid club this post is about my least favorite critter in the world the squid giant or otherwise okay okay deep calming breaths seriously who needs all those legs i can just barely handle the octopus with their 8 legs but squid have 10 that s like 4 more but perhaps i m being too reactionary maybe they evolved them in response to a pressing need to what stir a lot of cake batter all at once massage a bunch of clients play both sides of a tennis match come on nature there s no good gods damned reason for this aberration of all that is holy and yummy but akela you say as one of nature s creatures yourself and one that by all accounts is widely feared and misunderstood shouldn t you be more sympathetic to your fellow living beings well to that i reply how the hell did you get in my house secondly get that thing out of your mouth thirdly nice shoes what re those jimmy choo fourthly can you scratch this itch between my shoulderblades i just can t reach it leg spasms okay what were we talking about oh yes sympathy for a fellow beastie well margaret friggin mead i point you toward exhibit a i mean come on you can t seriously expect me to cuddle up to this thing like we re fellow mensa members what in the hell of the telemarketers is going on here who needs arms that long i m thinking evolution went something like this hey check me out i m this really horrible hatchet headed monstrosity with no discernable sensory organs if people see me they re likely to run in one direction for at least 10 minutes and man am i hungry no respectable fish crab or realistically edible animal is going to come anywhere near me how will i eat hey i know makes attempt to snap in sudden epiphany but fails because of its nightmarish lack of bones i ll slowly over hundreds of years develop in such a way that my arms will stretch out so far from my freakish body that no one will even know they belong to me sweet my prey will wander into my clutches as unaware and innocent as a newborn lamb a mammal with which i can t possibly know anything because we inhabit two completely different and separate worlds but you catch my drift invisible listener muahahahahahaaaaa crap how will i get it to my mouth whoa i almost started to feel sorry for the benighted thing i gotta nip that in the bud right now oh and by the way beaks why in the howling madness do they need beaks i m just barely able to entertain the idea that avians descended from reptiles do i really need to see a connection between birds and squid imagine if you will this scene exterior day a barnacle encrusted galleon plies its way through the choppy waters just off the coast of an island nation a fearsome pirate captain at the helm he s everything you expect in a scary buccaneer wild beard eyepatch pegleg and on his shoulder echoing his every utterance his beloved pet squid blackgoatee avast ye scurvy dogs i ll keelhaul the lot o ye if n ye don t get this miserable wreck of a ship hightailin toward clearer waters strike sail and set out for the africas what say ye polly polly muffled clacking blackgoatee face in palm arr so to sum up fewer legs are better bones are good beaks belong on birds and for the love of all that is decent have a freakin face people i d like to be under the sea in an octopus s garden in the shade aaaauuuugggghhhhhhnononononononogetitawayfrommeeeeeeeeeeee octopus s garden the beatles modified version put the blame on keoni chavez at 11 02 am 4 howlies monday january 29 2007 barooooooo why does rl keep getting in the way of my blogging here it is 2007 and i ve not touched this space since last year bad wolfie no cookie has anyone missed me does anyone care should i just abandon this altogether but sometimes you gotta do that kinda thing when love breaks down like a turd in the rain even for my baby who always called me daddy when she came baby the billy nayer show put the blame on keoni chavez at 12 03 am 5 howlies older posts home subscribe to posts atom akela talamasca howling mad territorial pissings 2007 7 july 1 overheard in san francisco today the buses trave june 1 may 1 march 1 february 1 january 2 2006 49 november 2 october 4 september 7 august 8 july 16 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