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balance sheet rosetta says the worst comments ever in the history of the innernetubes balance sheet rosetta says the worst comments ever in the history of the innernetubes about posted by cranky october 13 2008 back to the hospital one of my military doctors just called and told me i need to go back to the hospital but not until tomorrow morning emergency room fungal infection treatment varies yay 202 comments posted in drive by posted by cranky september 21 2008 penis pump two aliens landed in the arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night they approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying greetings earthling we come in peace take us to your leader the gas pump of course didn t respond the younger alien became angry at the lack of response the older alien said i d calm down if i were you the younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting again there was no response annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump s haughty attitude he drew his ray gun and said impatiently greetings earthling we come in peace do not ignore us this way take us to your leader or i will fire the older alien again warned his comrade saying you probably don t want to do that i really don t think you should make him mad rubbish replied the cocky young alien he aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire there was a huge explosion a massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch half an hour passed when he finally regained consciousness he refocused his three eyes straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big green head what a ferocious creature exclaimed the young fried alien he nearly killed me how did you know he was so dangerous the older alien leaned over placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied if there s one thing i ve learned during my intergalactic travels you don t want to mess with a guy who can wrap his penis around himself twice and then stick it in his ear thanks to jr 31 comments posted in humor posted by cranky september 21 2008 blogger for obama pasty white kid blogging for obama totally missed the part immediately following about a broadcaster for mccain i m calling shenanigans anyway leave a comment posted in media politics posted by cranky september 21 2008 best poem in the world i was shocked confused bewildered as i entered heaven s door not by the beauty of it all nor the lights or its decor but it was the folks in heaven who made me sputter and gasp the thieves the liars the sinners the alcoholics and the trash there stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped my lunch money twice next to him was my old neighbor who never said anything nice herb who i always thought was rotting away in hell was sitting pretty on cloud nine looking incredibly well i asked jesus what s the deal i would love to hear your take how d all these sinners get up here god must ve made a mistake and why s everyone so quiet so somber give me a clue hush child he said they re all in shock no one thought they d be seeing you 1 comment posted in religion posted by cranky september 19 2008 fed bailout of fannie and freddie senator christopher dodd democrat connecticut weighs in with what he thinks should be done of course congress is in recess so that will not matter much wait a minute did not senator dodd chairman of the senate banking committee receive friends of angelo interest rates 9 comments posted in politics posted by cranky september 16 2008 walking eagle walking eagle senator barack obama was invited to address a major gathering of the american indian nation two weeks ago in upstate new york he spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every native american s present standard of living should he one day become the president he referred to his career as a senator how he had signed yes for every indian issue that came to his desk for approval although the senator was vague on the details of his plan he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his red sisters and brothers at the conclusion of his speech the tribes presented the senator with a plaque inscribed with his new indian name walking eagle the proud senator then departed in his motorcade waving to the crowds a news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name had given to the senator they explained that walking eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly 4 comments posted in humor politics tags obama posted by cranky september 15 2008 shut up kornheiser jebbus but that asshole can run his mouth eagles up 30 24 at the half leave a comment posted in sports posted by cranky september 14 2008 warrior michael at innocent bystanders had this and was headlined at ace s the tip originated with spudder leave a comment posted in military music war posted by cranky september 11 2008 september 11 2008 us flag 10 comments posted in military national security war posted by cranky september 7 2008 wal mart a manager at wal mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening after sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified he decided to call the four in and ask them only one question their answer would determine which of them would get the job the day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked what is the fastest thing you know of the first man replied a thought it just pops into your head there s no warning that s very good replied the interviewer and now you sir he asked the second man hmmm let me see a blink it comes and goes and you don t know that it ever happened a blink is the fastest thing i know of excellent said the in terviewer the blink of an eye that s a very popular cliché for speed he then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply well out at my dad s ranch you step out of the house and on the wall there s a light switch when you flip that switch way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant yep turning on a light is the fastest thing i can think of the interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man it s hard to beat the speed of light he said turning to bubba the fourth and final man the interviewer posed the same question old bubba replied after hearing the previous three answers it s obvious to me that the fastest thing known is read more 3 comments posted in humor older posts categories astronomy blogroll crime dogs drive by dumb blondes eye candy food guns humor illegal immigration media military music national security photography politics religion screaming at the tv shooting shortwave radio sports stupid shit television terror uncategorized war westerns profundity bart on back to the hospital 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