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balls balls home glorfondle away submit a post zee or balls 28 in lotr silm hell i write illustrate and shitpost timelessutterances on ao3 elrond cummies enthusiast and teleporno connoisseur c 2024 2026 1 of 732 pinned post hi i m balls i write and illustrate but my true commitment is to pure shitposting if you come across a seemingly well sourced quote attributed to jrr tolkien usually of the scatological nature eg elves don t shit but they probably should but not always linked to my username please note the following jrr tolkien did not say that i did it was born from my ass about me i m 28 mostly based in the uk i write litfic irl and work in humanitarian advocacy you can call me zara ziz balls or whatever combination of the three writing i m timelessutterances on ao3 i m currently posting prayers to broken stone my silmarillion au set in postcolonial india i have a meta tag for this fic with art theory character notes etc you can find my other writing on ao3 or on my writing tag i don t use any other social media but feel free to ask for my discord 14 04 2025 117 notes sorry i accidentally deleted my pinned post so i had to redo it balrogballs holy marmalade animated version under the read more but mind the flashing images if you are sensitive to that keep reading 18 05 2026 102 notes source holy marmalade helloooooooooo he is gorjuss i would like every depiction of curufin from now on to be wearing exactky this outfit tobermoriansass book tag meme tyvm notasapleasure for tagging me 3333 no presh tagging essayofthoughts deweydecibelsystem riding with the wild hunt seaemberthesecond theburialofstrawberries and balrogballs if you guys wanna do this the last book i read at dark of the moon by alice chetwynd ley fun high tension regency spy novel of the napoleonic wars ft fake undercover marriage spies and fake identities probably kind of improbable but i had great fun personally a book i d recommend moneyland by oliver bullough listen i keep saying this and i probably will keep saying this till i m blue in the face but i really do think that its critical for any leftie worth their salt to understand the entire interlocking system of tax havens trust funds and various financial regulations that allow the rich to move money frictionlessly across borders to both a hide it b evade taxes and c use it to launder their reputations stifle criticism abroad oliver bullough is a lib so you do have to kind of read between the lines sometimes but its a very accessible explanation of this system its antecedents and the various global agreements that continue to uphold it challenges in regulating and closing the gap between the taxed economy and value which exists on paper but is beyond the reach of regulators a book i couldn t put down all books i read are books i can t put down because putting a book down is basically fatal when you are me but the last one i remember distinctly was sad tiger by neige sinno a book i ve read twice or more it s a toss up between the silmarillion lol our game by john le carre double lol and the collective works of ms georgette heyer but specifically the novels these old shades the convenient marriage sylvester sprig muslin frederica the unknown ajax friday s child the grand sophy and the black sheep the latter group of which are all as close as i come to having breezy comfort reads can t in good conscience recommend these two on account of respectively the antisemitism and the everything to do with india but sophy is truly the character of all time a book on my tbr lol um okay i can and will read peveril of the peak by walter scott and i can and will enjoy it i enjoy walter scott even i just need to not feel like reading his sentences will swallow up mine as well i can and will also read the year of the french by thomas flanagan not least because it touches on important historical context to my current fic others on the top of my tbr slow guillotine by teo rivera dundas a place of greater safety by hillary mantel our ancestors by italo calvino may we feed the king by rebecca perry this is the one i am most likely to finish in a sensible time frame out of all of these lol a book i ve put down i do this basically all the time the moment a book starts to get on my nerves or i read the first page and it bears the hallmarks of being not good dnfs from the last month include an almond for a parrot by sally gardner mehhh the weather woman by sally gardner too unbearably twee offseason by avigayl sharp sharp voice but the narrator is too knowingly messy i hate when a narrator starts to display liberal american anxieties about being politically correct namechecking politics the intoxicating mr lavelle by neil blackmore too clunky and i have a feeling that the flight of the heron by d k broster is going to be a dnf too overwrought a book on my wishlist this is very difficult because i am an inveterate pirate and i don t usually have problems finding copies of books i want but i was actually surprised to find there are no scans of either elite women in ascendancy ireland 1690 1745 imitation innovation by rachel wilson or politics political culture in britain and ireland 1750 1850 ed by blackstock magennis there are copies on google books but with some essays missing which is annoying in fiction june martin s love aggression a favourite book from childhood i can probably still recite entire passages from the narnia books and alice in wonderland and through the looking glass from memory a book i d give to a friend man this one would depend entirely on the friend but i guess if i was to be an annoying evangelist for a writer i would be staying true to my url and be pressing copies of the collected short stories of saki into people s hands its light its funny its camp its gothic saki has something for everyone ok sales pitch over everyone lmao a book of poetry or lyrics that i own bought in secret with my own proverbial blood and deeply treasured howl other poems by allen ginsberg a non fiction book that i own own as in physical copy the british isles since 1945 by kathleen burk which is a exactly what it says on the tin but arranged according to a few thematic ideas a very useful overview of post war british history and b was my first foray into reading academic history as a layperson own as in last nonfiction book that came into my possession famines in colonial india some unofficial historical narrative ed brahma nand i e the only useful source compiling a list of minor famines that took place in the early 1800s in india including one in 1813 in around pune and bombay what i m currently reading a civil contract by georgette heyer and letters for a spy by alice chetwynd ley i suspect the latter is going to be a dnf too overwrought and dramatic boring i am enjoying civil contract significantly more than i did when i first read it in my teens what i m planning on reading next the black moth by heyer and probably either peveril peak or the year of the french if i can drag my uncooperative brain into it can i allow myself to read the rebecca perry novel will i give myself permission only time will tell 18 05 2026 25 notes source tobermoriansass ohhhhhh using this as a reclist tee hee i need to read heyer man also agree on just gifting saki left right and centre unironically it would make the world a less annoying place systlin asked balls the fact that you put in the tounges wrestling for dominance line in a very curious thing delt me psychic damage by paragraph 3 well done can only slow clap it out in respect listen the defining characteristic of any smut i write is using the most unsexy language and at times environment to describe what are ostensibly sexy acts the is the rectum a grave queer theory piss fic was step one elrond s uncles dying in pubes is step two tongues wrestling is simply a minor step a little hop a direct and 100 accurate description of what their tongues are actually doing which is wrestling for dominance elrond s tongue is john cena gilraen s uvula is the undertaker 18 05 2026 14 notes wwe silm smut whennnnn ask balls outofangband i ve been thinking about morwen s line to túrin if you wail other things will find you first said to him when he starts to cry in their conversation before his departure to doriath it s harsh certainly and it s undeniably true i think morwen heard this herself as a child fleeing the bragollach with other bëorian children perhaps she even witnessed this come true the cries of her younger kin attracting the attention of enemies or even simply of wild animals morwen at her age eleven or twelve might have been among the older children and more capable than some of the elderly many of whom i believe died on the road to brethil of the burdens that might have been placed upon this newly orphaned possibly injured child to gather materials and other chores she would have been used to but also to keep watch to keep children quiet to dig their graves all without tears i have been thinking a lot lately too about how a lot of her later approach to things could have been influenced by emeldir very interested in them having an incredibly complicated almost contentious relationship a mutually respectful one for the most part and she s learned so much from her but emeldir absolutely knows that she s causing a lot of damage to young morwen and she also knows that she doesn t really have a choice because the alternative is worse i think about the resilience that morwen instills in and demands from túrin and niënor and about her knowledge that children can and do survive horrific circumstances is entwined her knowledge that often they don t anyways i love morwen very much 18 05 2026 61 notes source outofangband me too bc of u honestly anonymous asked your elrond gilraen is as amazing as all your writing but balls she swallows thousands of years of ruin drawing his life into her drinking from all the empty spaces within him taking the spirits of all the great deaths that had shaped his life his brother his mother his foster father his great grandfather those vast and terrible suicides which ran through him growling like starving beasts loosed in a desert i m never complaining about the taste of cum ever again i can t breathe oh my god i thought my uncles died in those pubes was the worst elrond got in that fic okay yes when you put it that way yes it is actually this one your man may not be as hydrated as you wish but at least you are not sucking down the reverberations of maedhros fëanorian s 6000 year long fall at the end of the war of wrath obviously anyone who sucks my redacted much like elrond s sexual companions would be tasting exactly that thing as well as a squirt of the side effects of elros choice however i assume most of you are not eating me out much to your misfortune 18 05 2026 18 notes ask balls ladythedrunken 18 05 2026 4 295 notes source ladythedrunken elrond right in the middle where he belongz dr gaytorius um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me it s been a really long time since anyone touched me like that 17 05 2026 57 771 notes source dr gaytorius celebrimbor nerdylizard5 asked something something feanor freudian something balrogballs au where the noldor stay in valinor because they all misinterpreted fëanor s speech in a very specific and yet unified way sorry abt the delay i just had to do a little sketch for this one nerdylizard5 i am dying i inspired balls art hilarity i love this 17 05 2026 197 notes source balrogballs truly these snippets keep me going nerdylizard5 asked something something feanor freudian something au where the noldor stay in valinor because they all misinterpreted fëanor s speech in a very specific and yet unified way sorry abt the delay i just had to do a little sketch for this one 17 05 2026 197 notes viva la shibari guy is curufin this is his maedhros at losgar moment ask balls the silmarillion fëanor curufin tolkien lord of the rings lotr anonymous asked slips 10 dollars can i have some celedriel plis plis plis kibutsulove oh wow oh takes the 10 dollars and puts it in my pocket thank you is this anything 17 05 2026 94 notes source kibutsulove them them them them them them 3